# visit sunny florida .....

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/visit-sunny-florida/3615>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [May 12, 2007, 4:18am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/visit-sunny-florida/3615 "2007-05-12T04:18:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Lor](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/lor/32/759_2.png) [@Lor](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Lor)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2007, 4:18am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/visit-sunny-florida/3615/1 "2007-05-12T04:18:11Z")

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A guy is driving around the back woods of Florida and he sees a sign in front  
of a broken down shanty-style house: “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell  
and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.  
\> The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever  
sitting there.  
\> “You talk?” he asks.  
\> “Yep,” the Lab replies.  
\> After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says “So,  
what’s your story?”  
\> The Lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.  
\> In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in  
rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be  
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.”  
\> “But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any  
younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do  
some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening  
in.”  
\> “I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I  
got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”  
\> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the  
dog.  
\> “Ten dollars,” the guy says.  
\> “Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so  
cheap?”  
\> "Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that shit. "

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**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2007, 4:44pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/visit-sunny-florida/3615/2 "2007-05-12T16:44:26Z")

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You’re silly!

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**Author:** ![Lor](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/lor/32/759_2.png) [@Lor](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Lor)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2007, 5:32pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/visit-sunny-florida/3615/3 "2007-05-12T17:32:51Z")

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> [@steveo](#):
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> You’re silly!

😛  
thank you.  
thank you very little.

- chevy chase

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**Author:** ![chirimoya](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/chirimoya/32/1538_2.png) [@chirimoya](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/chirimoya)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/visit-sunny-florida/3615/4 "2007-05-12T21:10:55Z")

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tee hee. i like that one 😛