# Weekend testing report: Instant Jerk, Ammo, TUTH, A-nol and Instant Shine at a bar **URL:** \ **Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [March 7, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823 "2009-03-07T17:33:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hazard](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/hazard/32/1153_2.png) [@Hazard](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Hazard)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823/1 "2009-03-07T17:33:26Z")
Here you go guys… Where the hell do I begin… so far the results have be POURING in! I have 2 days to report on… i’ll tell you the boring one 1st… Thursday night - location: local bar/club I was wearing 2 sprays instant jerk, 50mcg’s a-nol, 2 sprays instant shine. Friend #1 was wearing 2 sprays ammo Friend #2 was wearing 1 spray TUTH, 50mcg’s A-nol, 2 sprays instant shine All night long the three of us noticed IOI’s from various women. The age range was mainly 21-26. The girl i work with was there and HOLY GOD - something really got into her LOL! She was extremilly attracted to friend #2 (tuth/is/a-nol) - she mentioned to me earlier in the night that he was cute but not really her type. As the night progressed… she started leaning more towards him than anyone else. By the end of the night - she told me she wants to take him home but he’s not askin her… why… idunno - he’s dumb. Friday night… BIG EVENT and a nice club. Mixed crowd - all age ranges. The music was geared to the younger crowd tho. I was wearing 2 1/2 sprays [Instant Jerk](https://a314.com/product/instant-jerk/) (both sides of neck and a 1/2 spray on chest under the shirt)… 75Mcg’s A-nol… and 4 sprays instant shine. Friend #1 was wearing 2 1/2 sprays ammo. Everywhere I went… i was catching looks from women.the self effects were great… i felt extremilly confident and happy… I more or less walked around like I had my shit together… a young, confident, well groomed guy. I was standing in the front of the club when this smokin hot… HB9 (no exageration) passed by me to head out the door. She was so strikingly beautiful she kind of caught me off guard when she smiled LOL! I guess I just wasn’t ready for that… I mean… i went there to test but she just elevated the bar. She was about 5’6" - blonde hair - tiny body. Dressed very very trendy LOL… EVERYONE knows those girls that “run” the club… they think they have the guys by the balls… this was her. As she was walking out the door - she turned around and smiled again. I returned the gesture and turned away. I looked at friend #1 and he says “holy gawd… dude… did you see that!?” We both thought she was leaving so we decided to walk around a bit and scan the crowd. After another 30-40 minutes we made out way to the back side of the dance floor and guess who was there… HB9! She was dancing… attracting attention from every guy in a 30ft radius LOL! I took a few sips of my beer, you know… for courage, and shot her a confident smile. I then turned to my friend and pretended to talk about something important while had my back 1/2 turned to her. As i’m standing there pretending to be having an important convo with my friend I get this tap on the back of my arm and it’s a DUDE! A fairly big guy too… I wasn’t worried… i was just thinkin… “ah great… she had a boyfriend and he saw me LOL!” So i turn to this guy and look at her, shes smiling, and he leans in to me and says “hey - come over to our table… my friend wants to talk to you” !!! I’m going to quote steve here… I swear on all things pink and squishy… i was NOT expecting that one! I thought for sure i was going to have to work hard for her… this is starting to feel really good LOL! So i go over to her table and introduce myself. We talked for 2 minutes and then i asked her to dance. Now thats where I went wrong LOL! I have NO IDEA why i asked her to dance… I CAN’T DANCE!!! shes a friggin club diva! WHAT WAS I THINKING??? So there I was… on the dance floor… looking like im having a seizure and i knew I had to get off of there LOL! I pulled her in closely and started talking to her and she moved me near the table and we started talking again. GAME ON! The convo went well for about 10 minutes and her friend dragged us back out on the dance floor and i knew i’d have to instantly improve my dancing LOL. Thank-god it was the perfect song to “grind” LOL… grinding takes almost no skill haha! While we’re dancing this crazy big guy starts rubbing his man-parts on her while staring at her. I interveined, he stood up to me, so i took a swig of my beer and set it on the table and say “lets go mother fucker… you’re feeling big? lets go…” Her female friend stepped in and told the guy he was mental… and to leave her alone… he ended up leaving. At the end of the night… i met an HB9 - I spit out some small game… she ate me right up - i got her number and left for the night. She was looking for a kiss LOL but I can’t do that… plus it left me in control. 😃 The combo I wore last night was undeniably BADASS and i’m definately going to wear it again! Tonight i may test at a strip club… OR… maybe another club… we’ll see. ~Haz~ ---
**Author:** ![Xiphoid](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/xiphoid/32/1852_2.png) [@Xiphoid](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Xiphoid)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 5:57pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823/2 "2009-03-07T17:57:12Z")
Great report Haz! Sounds like you’re having a ball with the other half being away 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hazard](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/hazard/32/1153_2.png) [@Hazard](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Hazard)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823/3 "2009-03-07T18:01:40Z")
> [@Xiphoid](#): > > Great report Haz! Sounds like you’re having a ball with the other half being away 😉 I’ve slept 9 hours in 3 days! LMAO ~Haz~ ---
**Author:** ![Xiphoid](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/xiphoid/32/1852_2.png) [@Xiphoid](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Xiphoid)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823/4 "2009-03-07T19:16:20Z")
> [@Hazard](#): > > I’ve slept 9 hours in 3 days! LMAO > > ~Haz~ Naughty boy… just the way I like them 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hazard](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/hazard/32/1153_2.png) [@Hazard](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Hazard)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823/5 "2009-03-07T19:42:47Z")
> [@Xiphoid](#): > > Naughty boy… just the way I like them 😉 😮 ~Haz~ ---
**Author:** ![Xiphoid](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/xiphoid/32/1852_2.png) [@Xiphoid](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Xiphoid)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823/6 "2009-03-07T21:36:12Z")
> [@Hazard](#): > > 😮 > > ~Haz~ 😛 ~Xiph~ 😛 ---
**Author:** ![reliance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@reliance](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/reliance)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2009, 7:23pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823/7 "2009-03-08T19:23:02Z")
I’m not trying to be contrary or overly skeptical, but from your photo you seem to be pretty ripped. That has to attract attention on its own very often already, especially from Jersey chicks. Was this experience really that different than usual? ---
**Author:** ![mikotorocks714](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mikotorocks714/32/1509_2.png) [@mikotorocks714](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mikotorocks714)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2009, 10:06pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823/8 "2009-03-08T22:06:37Z")
Glad you liked IJ bro! ---
**Author:** ![Hazard](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/hazard/32/1153_2.png) [@Hazard](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Hazard)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823/9 "2009-03-09T20:21:43Z")
Hey guys… ANOTHER UPDATE! I Would like to request that this thread be renamed to “Hazard’s BARBIE weekend!” Saturday night: I wore the same combo as friday night and attended the same club - They were having another event… September was performing live. THE HITS WERE SOOOOOOOOOO BLATANT! I was hit on… attacked… and mauled by a BARBIE! She was like the one from friday night… just a different pink squishy! I’d say she was around 5’7"-5’8" - small waist and some big funbags LOL… probably a C-cup or so. I felt this one try and gain the upper hand a few times while talking to her… giving me “shit tests”… the whole nine yards. I didn’t lose my cool… countered her comments very smoothly. At closing time I told her to put her number in my phone… she did… and as she handed it back to me she says: “I live 2 minutes from here… We can keep partying at my place…” I told her I’d love to but i’ve got an early day and must get home. She replied “You’re not going to call are you…?” - I said “probably not” and then winked… she smiled - and I left. Once I made it to the car i deleted the number and immediately thought of you guys! Both friends that went with me hated me LOL! Here were their results… Friend 1 - 2 sprays ammo again. He was feeling kind of sick… he didn’t hit the floor too much. Friend 2 - 2 sprays TUTH - 5 sprays a-nol - 4 sprays instant shine. He was hit on by a mid 30’s woman. He’s 24y/o - be 25 in july. They hit it off and talked for about 30 minutes. I was not there but he told me he was approached by her and he ended the convo before she wanted his number (he’s getting engaged soon LOL… sissy) thats it guys! My testing weekend is officially over as the wife returns tomorrow night… I make these sacrifices for you! ~Haz~ ---
**Author:** ![castlerock](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/castlerock/32/1503_2.png) [@castlerock](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/castlerock)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823/10 "2009-03-09T20:28:53Z")
> [@Hazard](#): > > At closing time I told her to put her number in my phone… she did… and as she handed it back to me **she says: “I live 2 minutes from here… We can keep partying at my place…” I told her I’d love to but i’ve got an early day and must get home.** She replied “You’re not going to call are you…?” - I said “probably not” and then winked… she smiled - and I left. > > Once I made it to the car i deleted the number and immediately thought of you guys! Both friends that went with me hated me LOL! Here were their results… > > ~Haz~ What? Surely you can’t serious? https://www.youtube.com/embed/SqR5UIxkt6U?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque ---
**Author:** ![Hazard](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/hazard/32/1153_2.png) [@Hazard](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Hazard)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 10:45pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823/11 "2009-03-09T22:45:00Z")
> [@castlerock](#): > > What? Surely you can’t serious? Yeah man… I looked up at the sky and said “why god? Why do you test me THIS way???” I’ll tell you what too… it’s sure going to make it harder taking the wife’s attitude when she gets back LOL > [@reliance](#): > > I’m not trying to be contrary or overly skeptical, but from your photo you seem to be pretty ripped. That has to attract attention on its own very often already, especially from Jersey chicks. Was this experience really that different than usual? I hear what you’re saying and i appreciate the comment but I used to frequent clubs quite often and i havn’t had an experience like this. Plus… there were other guys there bigger and more ripped LOL… she coulda had anyone she wanted. Another thing I must note… I felt more confident than usual… I would have to attribute that to the [Instant Jerk](https://a314.com/product/instant-jerk/). I did use some PUA tactics… but as should always be noted… Phero’s should make up 10%… the other 90% is YOU. I would like to stress that you should act congruent with whatever you’re wearing. I was wearing Instant Jerk with social buffers. I didn’t literally act like a jerk… but i was cool… calm… and confident. Just for example… The 2nd barbie went to the bar and got herself a redbull and vodka. She came back and I said… **Me** “You know something… I’ve been talking with you for 15 minutes and I already know something about you” **Her** “oh yeah… whats that?” **Me** “You’re kind of rude…” (with a smirk) **Her** “Excuse me…? How so…?” **Me** “Well… you went to the bar and got yourself a drink and didn’t even consider asking me… i believe you owe me one beer…” (wink & a smile) **Her**" HAHA Alright… what kind of beer!?" **Me** “Oh thats okay… i’m not finished with this one yet” (Some kino & a smile) **Her** “Your just something else…” Congruency with your phero signature, IMO, is soooooo important. In the case of Instant Jerk… i felt like I had more confidence than usual. seems like 2 sprays with a social buffer is pretty killer for me… ~Haz~ ---
**Author:** ![castlerock](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/castlerock/32/1503_2.png) [@castlerock](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/castlerock)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 10:52pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823/12 "2009-03-09T22:52:18Z")
> [@Hazard](#): > > it’s sure going to make it harder taking the wife’s attitude when she gets back LOL > > ~Haz~ damn, i didn’t know you are married. you have my condolences. 😃 better you than me. 🙂 when people ask me if i’m married, i respond with, “no thank you, i’m still mentally sane.” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![mikotorocks714](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mikotorocks714/32/1509_2.png) [@mikotorocks714](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mikotorocks714)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823/13 "2009-03-09T22:53:29Z")
Ah, Haz! You just made a GREAT example of what I mean by acting non-congruent and congruent with and while wearing IJ! You did it man! I feel like a mom letting her kid go off to college. _Tear._ Ha, ha. > [@Hazard](#): > > Yeah man… I looked up at the sky and said “why god? Why do you test me THIS way???” I’ll tell you what too… it’s sure going to make it harder taking the wife’s attitude when she gets back LOL > > I hear what you’re saying and i appreciate the comment but I used to frequent clubs quite often and i havn’t had an experience like this. Plus… there were other guys there bigger and more ripped LOL… she coulda had anyone she wanted. Another thing I must note… I felt more confident than usual… I would have to attribute that to the Instant Jerk. I did use some PUA tactics… but as should always be noted… Phero’s should make up 10%… the other 90% is YOU. I would like to stress that you should act congruent with whatever you’re wearing. I was wearing Instant Jerk with social buffers. I didn’t literally act like a jerk… but i was cool… calm… and confident. Just for example… The 2nd barbie went to the bar and got herself a redbull and vodka. She came back and I said… > > **Me** “You know something… I’ve been talking with you for 15 minutes and I already know something about you” > **Her** “oh yeah… whats that?” > **Me** “You’re kind of rude…” (with a smirk) > **Her** “Excuse me…? How so…?” > **Me** “Well… you went to the bar and got yourself a drink and didn’t even consider asking me… i believe you owe me one beer…” (wink & a smile) > **Her**" HAHA Alright… what kind of beer!?" > **Me** “Oh thats okay… i’m not finished with this one yet” (Some kino & a smile) > **Her** “Your just something else…” > > Congruency with your phero signature, IMO, is soooooo important. In the case of Instant Jerk… i felt like I had more confidence that usual. seems like 2 sprays with a social buffer is pretty killer for me… > > ~Haz~ ---
**Author:** ![Hazard](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/hazard/32/1153_2.png) [@Hazard](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Hazard)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 10:56pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823/14 "2009-03-09T22:56:29Z")
> [@castlerock](#): > > damn, i didn’t know you are married. you have my condolences. 😃 better you than me. 🙂 > > when people ask me if i’m married, i respond with, “no thank you, i’m still mentally sane.” 😛 LOL thats why I said I do ALLLLLLLLLLLLL this… I put myself in these situations and tempt the fruits of pink and squishy’s just for you guys 😛 ~Haz~ ---
**Author:** ![Hazard](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/hazard/32/1153_2.png) [@Hazard](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Hazard)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 11:03pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823/15 "2009-03-09T23:03:26Z")
> [@mikotorocks714](#): > > Ah, Haz! You just made a GREAT example of what I mean by acting non-congruent and congruent with and while wearing IJ! You did it man! I feel like a mom letting her kid go off to college. _Tear._ Ha, ha. 😃 I always thought you should act congruent with your phero sig… just had the “jerk” part wrong LOL… your info was much much appreciated. This stuff does give you confidence… and i know i’ve said this before… but if you want to goto a place to pick-up women… you have to remember that YOU are the prize. If you find a woman you like and you look desperate… shes not going to have it LOL. I would definately suggest studying PUA tactics - I’m not full blown into the PUA scene… but i read about it and apply some things durring my testing if I can… it goes a long way. Thanks again Mikoto 😃 ~Haz~ ---
**Author:** ![mikotorocks714](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mikotorocks714/32/1509_2.png) [@mikotorocks714](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mikotorocks714)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 11:09pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823/16 "2009-03-09T23:09:01Z")
Ha, yeah but since we’re both married we’ll just leave the PUA tactics to the single guys out there. 😛 > [@Hazard](#): > > 😃 I always thought you should act congruent with your phero sig… just had the “jerk” part wrong LOL… your info was much much appreciated. This stuff does give you confidence… and i know i’ve said this before… but if you want to goto a place to pick-up women… you have to remember that YOU are the prize. If you find a woman you like and you look desperate… shes not going to have it LOL. I would definately suggest studying PUA tactics - I’m not full blown into the PUA scene… but i read about it and apply some things durring my testing if I can… it goes a long way. > > Thanks again Mikoto 😃 > > ~Haz~ ---
**Author:** ![Hazard](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/hazard/32/1153_2.png) [@Hazard](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Hazard)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823/17 "2009-03-10T20:12:18Z")
> [@mikotorocks714](#): > > Ha, yeah but since we’re both married we’ll just leave the PUA tactics to the single guys out there. 😛 I had some real fun man… LOL. Using the PUA stuff makes going out to a club like playing a game of chess LOL. It’s a chess match with the one your trying to pick up (if shes good) LOL Next weekend im going to be in south carolina for a golf trip - i’ll surely bring the phero’s incase anything interesting comes up. ~Haz~ ---
**Author:** ![Hazard](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/hazard/32/1153_2.png) [@Hazard](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Hazard)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 8:22pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823/18 "2009-03-10T20:22:15Z")
OH! I forgot to mention… BOTH girls laid their head right on my upper chest so their nose was was near my throat… This was happening while I was seizuring… errr… i mean DANCING with them. The 2nd one actually held me really tight while holding her head extremilly close to my throat… The front of my throat had a-nol and instant shine… the front sides of my neck/throat is where the instant jerk was. The instant jerk smells friggin great… ~Haz~ ---
**Author:** ![revivia](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/revivia/32/2124_2.png) [@revivia](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/revivia)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 4:59am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/weekend-testing-report-instant-jerk-ammo-tuth-a-nol-and-instant-shine-at-a-bar/26823/19 "2009-03-11T04:59:05Z")
Damn man…AWESOME post. You surely took one for the team 😉. REPS for sure man. Reading stories like this makes me want to learn PUA more than ever now. Now which PUA book should I pick out…hmm \*picks up a random one while a mountain full of PUA books come crashing down. 😃