# Whacko Jacko Joko **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [July 2, 2009, 8:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/whacko-jacko-joko/30342 "2009-07-02T20:25:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 8:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/whacko-jacko-joko/30342/1 "2009-07-02T20:25:37Z")
With Michael Jackson’s passing there are a ton of jokes floating around, I thought I would start a thread to keep them for all eternety- What’s the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson? One is white, made of plastic and is dangerous to little children. The other you put your groceries in… What is the difference between farrah fawcett and Michael Jackson? One played with Majors, the other with minors… When farrah died and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he told her God would grant her one wish upon her entrance to Heaven. She replied, “I want to protect all the children on earth.” So to grant her wish… What were Michael Jackson’s last words? “Take me to Children’s Hospital!” What time was bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand… Due to Michael Jackson’s untimely death, all of his dates in London have been canceled. His dates were Tim, Age 10, and Sam, Age 7. ---
**Author:** ![Tommy369](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tommy369/32/754_2.png) [@Tommy369](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Tommy369)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 9:44pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/whacko-jacko-joko/30342/2 "2009-07-02T21:44:46Z")
Wolfy you are wicked and sinful…Lol Michael Jackson has died ladies and gentlemen. I don’t know who or what you all blame for this, his doctor or stress maybe… All I can say is… Don’t blame it on sunshine Don’t blame it on moonlight Don’t blame it on good times Blame it on the boogie. ---
**Author:** ![moonwhisper](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/moonwhisper/32/1735_2.png) [@moonwhisper](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/moonwhisper)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 11:09am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/whacko-jacko-joko/30342/3 "2009-07-03T11:09:09Z")
Since he was 90% plastic, Michael Jackson’s remains have been melted down and made into legos. Now children can play with him for a change. ---
**Author:** ![Mco-gnv](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mco-gnv/32/229_2.png) [@Mco-gnv](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mco-gnv)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/whacko-jacko-joko/30342/4 "2009-07-03T17:49:51Z")
He apparently died of heart failure. he just couldn’t “Beat It”. Breaking news, new evidence suggests that he did not indeed die from heart failure after all. He was at the Childrens hospital and was having “a stroke” ---
**Author:** ![SoulCreator](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/soulcreator/32/236_2.png) [@SoulCreator](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SoulCreator)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 8:32pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/whacko-jacko-joko/30342/5 "2009-07-03T20:32:52Z")
So what are Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon expecting for Christmas? … … Patrick Swayze! ---
**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 4:21am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/whacko-jacko-joko/30342/6 "2009-07-13T04:21:04Z")
Doctors at a press conference reveal for the first time the cause of Michael Jackson’s death. He actually died of food poisoning. He recently ate some 10 year old meat. ---
**Author:** ![Tommy369](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tommy369/32/754_2.png) [@Tommy369](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Tommy369)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 10:22am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/whacko-jacko-joko/30342/7 "2009-07-13T10:22:50Z")
A little boy came home from school and said, “Dad, is God a man or a woman?” “He is both son…male and female,” he replied. “Is he black or white?” he asked. “Again, he is both black and white,” the father replied. “Well, is he gay or straight then?” asked the kid. “Again, God is both gay and straight,” he said. “Dad…is God…Michael Jackson?” Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson’s to answer the 911 call. The first asks the second what they should try first. To which the second replies, “well I don’t know about you but I reckon the ferris wheel” I bought my new car stereo today. It’s voice activated. If I shout, “Country,” it plays Dolly Parton, if I shout, “Rock,” it plays Guns and Roses. I was driving through town the other day when some children ran out in front of me. I shouted, “FUCKING KIDS!” and it played Michael Jackson. Jacko’s house was raided by the Drug Squad. They found some Class A in his living room, Class B in his kitchen and Class 3C in his bedroom. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![M\_P](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/m_p/32/1633_2.png) [@M\_P](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/M_P)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 5:27am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/whacko-jacko-joko/30342/8 "2009-07-19T05:27:27Z")
This one is much better told vocally 😛. Why does MJ like 28 year olds? Because there are 20 of them.🙄