# What religion is your Bra?

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/what-religion-is-your-bra/19395>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [September 12, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/what-religion-is-your-bra/19395 "2008-09-12T21:24:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/what-religion-is-your-bra/19395/1 "2008-09-12T21:24:46Z")

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**Hope this will give you a chuckle, have a good day!!**

**What Religion is Your Bra?**

**A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, ‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.’**  
**What type of bra?’ asked the clerk.** \*\*\*\*  
**'\>‘Type?’ inquires the man, ‘There’s more than one type?’**  
**‘Look around,’ said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.** \*\*\*\*

**‘Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose.’  
 Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:  
 ‘There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?’**

**Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.**  
**The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple… '** \*\*\*\*

**The Catholic type supports the masses.**  
**The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,** \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*  
**The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and** \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*  
**The Baptist makes mountains out of mole** \*\*\*\ ***hills.**

**Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?**  
**If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!** \*\*\*\*

**(A} Almost Boobs…**  
**{B} Barely there.** \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*  
**{C} Can’t Complain!** \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*  
**{D} Dang!** \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*  
**{DD} Double dang!** \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*  
**{E} Enormous!** \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*  
**{F} Fake** \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*  
**{G} Get a Reduction.** \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*  
**{H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up !** \*\*\*\*

\*\*\*\ ***Send this to all that will appreciate it!**

**They forgot the German bra.**  
**Holtzemfromfloppen** \*\*\*\*

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**Author:** ![Takhisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Takhisis](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Takhisis)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 11:00pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/what-religion-is-your-bra/19395/2 "2008-09-12T23:00:21Z")

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Chuckle achieved.

Thank you 😃

H bra: Turtle?

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**Author:** ![TanSri\_Dato\_aweSOME](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tansri_dato_awesome/32/320_2.png) [@TanSri\_Dato\_aweSOME](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/TanSri_Dato_aweSOME)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 11:10am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/what-religion-is-your-bra/19395/3 "2008-09-18T11:10:02Z")

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great one