# What would you do? **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [May 19, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/what-would-you-do/59040 "2013-05-19T21:36:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Miss\_Dragon](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/miss_dragon/32/866_2.png) [@Miss\_Dragon](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Miss_Dragon)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/what-would-you-do/59040/1 "2013-05-19T21:36:30Z")
> [@](#): > > When I strode into the condiment aisle, I hadn’t expected to see a girl in a leather jacket the color of maraschino cherries and a long braid the color of strawberry jam. I paused for a moment, to consider whether I should browse the peanut butter as planned, or just silently observe her like a bird in the wild. Not to be conspicuous, I took a step toward the duck sauce and pretended to consider the selections. My head started swimming with curiosity about her. I hadn’t even exchanged hellos with her yet, and already there were so many questions I wanted to ask. My eyes meandered to her shopping basket, and silently petitioned her grocery items to divulge her secrets to me. I was a detective, seeking to unlock the great mystery by assessing the puzzle pieces I’d discovered. They were lamb, mangoes, kale, lime sherbet, licorice candies shaped like little scottie dogs, and a star-shaped ice cube tray. Already, I knew that I wanted to relax at her place for the evening. I wanted her to brew me her favorite tea and watch her favorite movie with her. I wanted to hear about the funny thing that happened while she was out for a walk, and her latest idea for a fun project. I already knew what her laugh sounded like, how warm her hugs were. Suddenly she glanced at me, and I found my thoughts momentarily dipped in her dark chocolate eyes. She smiled the polite smile one gives a stranger in passing, and turned to leave. She had a jar of German brown mustard in her hand. While she walked away, I remained there sorting out reality. Were she and I longtime lovers out for a quick grocery run? Or had I really not even learned her name yet? As she walked out of my life, I willed her to turn around and ask if I was coming. She turned the corner. I shifted my attention back to the shelves. They were out of peanut butter. If you were in this situation, what would you do? ---
**Author:** ![ryanmercer](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/ryanmercer/32/1569_2.png) [@ryanmercer](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/ryanmercer)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 4:07am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/what-would-you-do/59040/2 "2013-05-20T04:07:54Z")
I’d go ahead and get a streaining order against me on her behalf and save her the work haha 🙂 One time I was ata (I think it was a Sam Goody) chain music store. Walking down an aisle and a girl well within my visual tolerances (I’m a birl guy, sadly they are almost always lesbians) but I didn’t pay her any mind. Walk by her and my nostrils flair. I spent the next half hour walking up and down the aisles randomly looking at various letters of artists acting like I was just following random threads of thought everytime getting the biggest whiff of her I could. Never once did she pay me the tiniest bit of attention, to me she was yet another shred of proof that fae live among us. ---
**Author:** ![mobocaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mobocaster](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mobocaster)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 8:31am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/what-would-you-do/59040/3 "2013-05-20T08:31:43Z")
Last time I saw a woman like that writhing seductively in front of a cabinet in the frozen goods asile, she turned to catch my eye but I’m afraid I was far more caught by the most agonising-looking sunburn that made her front look as red as the rest of her hair/outfit. She had obviously been enjoying the cool air! 😮😃 ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Dragon](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/miss_dragon/32/866_2.png) [@Miss\_Dragon](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Miss_Dragon)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 1:57pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/what-would-you-do/59040/4 "2013-05-20T13:57:01Z")
Lol, you guys are hilarious!