# Why are you an Ass man? **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [March 29, 2014, 7:29pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023 "2014-03-29T19:29:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![M\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@M\_M](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/M_M)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 1:19pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/21 "2014-04-01T13:19:12Z")
> [@Himeros](#): > > M&M - your posts always crack me up. Welcome back to the forum šŸ˜ƒ > > I voted Iā€™m not into it. Guess I have to step up my game. Yaā€™dang skippy you gotta step up your game, Mister!!! šŸ†’ Give her what she wants! EVERY TIME! Now, if sheā€™s doesnā€™t want it, you can be an EXCELLENT LOVER, and youā€™re excused from penetrating the THIRD EYE. And whatever you do, should you ever end up deep inside that eye, ACT LIKE A MAN!!! Grab those hips and give it that slow manly thrust, and tell her nasty she is!!! šŸ˜ƒ Sing with me now! ā€œIF YOU BELIEVE IN PUSHING PEANUT BUTTER ā€¦ CLAP YOUR HANDS!ā€ Thanks, Himeros! šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![CelticPrince](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/celticprince/32/397_2.png) [@CelticPrince](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/CelticPrince)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/22 "2014-04-01T15:53:03Z")
> [@Roy Dillon](#): > > Ummmmā€¦I almost posted a reply a few days ago when this awesome poll was first introduced by LS (BTW u rock!) but thought better of it since Iā€™m pry the outlyer who voted ā€œHELL YA I SUPER DIG ITā€šŸ˜› & might get too enthusiastic straight away! > My opinion is simply based upon my prior experience(s) with willing women who either wanted to ā€œgive it a test driveā€ or had been analized previously & really enjoyed adding anal sex into their sex play with the right partner they perceived as ā€œrather adventurousā€. At any rate these wonderful women got me hooked immediately and not just upon the unique sensations of anal penetration; for me it is as much about the visual of watching myself enter a woman who is choosing to be totally sub for that particular sex act & her level of submission allows me to be appropriately dominant to satisfy her desires. Thatā€™s psychological damn good stuff IMO. > To be specific I am into thinner ladies with smaller ass cheeks where I can almost palm one cheek firmly in my grasp. And to most womenā€™s delight, the man MUST be very erect to penetrate the twin rectal sphincters & stay erect to keep the thrusting going šŸ˜‰ This level of erection is very very satisfying for vaginal sex play to be sure! I have had women tell me that they prefer men who adore anal sex for their sex partners cos they are assured that he will be possessed of a fantastic erection w/out premature ejaculation woes. > Plus Iā€™m a pig !šŸ†’ Tell us how you really feel Roy Boy! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Brian\_F](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/brian_f/32/1573_2.png) [@Brian\_F](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Brian_F)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 7:49pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/23 "2014-04-01T19:49:58Z")
Moved. No biggie. Keep the party going. ---
**Author:** ![Roy\_Dillon](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/roy_dillon/32/1380_2.png) [@Roy\_Dillon](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Roy_Dillon)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 5:27am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/24 "2014-04-02T05:27:03Z")
> [@M&M](#): > > Yaā€™dang skippy you gotta step up your game, Mister!!! šŸ†’ Give her what she wants! EVERY TIME! > > Now, if sheā€™s doesnā€™t want it, you can be an EXCELLENT LOVER, and youā€™re excused from penetrating the THIRD EYE. And whatever you do, should you ever end up deep inside that eye, ACT LIKE A MAN!!! Grab those hips and give it that slow manly thrust, and tell her nasty she is!!! šŸ˜ƒ > > Sing with me now! ā€œIF YOU BELIEVE IN PUSHING PEANUT BUTTER ā€¦ CLAP YOUR HANDS!ā€ > > Thanks, Himeros! šŸ˜‰ LOL M&M, you are money baby, just money! Pushin da peanut butter, aint nuttin betta! True dat! ---
**Author:** ![Roy\_Dillon](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/roy_dillon/32/1380_2.png) [@Roy\_Dillon](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Roy_Dillon)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 5:29am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/25 "2014-04-02T05:29:53Z")
We need a poll of the ladies on this forum: Are You a Corn Hole Cutie? You know, a Butt-Slut? A Brown Eye Babe? Somethinā€™ along those lines šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![LadyScientist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@LadyScientist](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/LadyScientist)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 7:09pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/26 "2014-04-02T19:09:10Z")
haha!!! I love where this thread went and is going!! Roy Dillon- youā€™re on my favorites. I heart you big time. The hard on is so true- no almost chubbies are gonna get in there. However, Iā€™ve also noticed that smaller guys dig the anal bc itā€™s tighter and make them feel bigger- so Iā€™m hesitant about how ā€œevolvedā€ his package is. Damn- I didnā€™t think to add the sub part to the poll- that is a huge factor! I know lots of girls who enjoy it. I personally have for many years (with the less ā€œevolvedā€ men of course) as long as I can block out the mental image of poop-- but then I broke it and itā€™s been closed for business ever since. DO NOT ask me what happened. oh and for the record- many girls think agreeing to anal makes you a big time slut and the guy will NEVER respect you so they never do it purely on that alone. Enough with the slut-shaming already. ---
**Author:** ![monesmadedoit](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/monesmadedoit/32/325_2.png) [@monesmadedoit](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/monesmadedoit)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 9:19pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/27 "2014-04-02T21:19:36Z")
I think Roy D. pretty much had it. I wasnā€™t quite ready to type corn-hole slut shaming in the same sentence. I think Roy pretty much puts is finger on it. Pun intended. Slut is so 20 years ago. ā€œSexually generousā€ is more politically correct. Slut shamers are just the flip side of orgasm envy. To think Iā€™ve actually turned down sex for pseudo-moralistic reasons. I really must try to seek out sluttiness more aggressively. Even bad sex is never a total loss, for the guy anyway. I likes me some sluts. No shaming here. ---
**Author:** ![LadyScientist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@LadyScientist](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/LadyScientist)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 12:49am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/28 "2014-04-03T00:49:32Z")
![picture-9.png1](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/pheromonetalk/original/2X/e/ed0980a12b13171579e160e13bec6b782d01cf48.jpeg) If you donā€™t recognize that- the yellow part is in fact OUR clit! the part you see externally is only a small fraction of how large it is. The problem is the internal part is deep under layers of tissue that it requires more pressure and larger surface area to stimulate it, which is why guys with girth (g-spot) win and the anal route can hit it. I agree monesmademedoit (I always accidentally write your name like this- gonna keep it) it is so 20 years ago! Orgasm envy is a serious, serious thing. Did you read about the girl who would go from the vibrations of the bus/train ride? Thatā€™s so embarrassing but kinda f-ing awesome! ---
**Author:** ![monesmadedoit](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/monesmadedoit/32/325_2.png) [@monesmadedoit](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/monesmadedoit)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 1:53am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/29 "2014-04-03T01:53:20Z")
Iā€™m sure there are videos somewhere of gross anatomy/surgical anatomy. Actually, if you can get past the entertainment videos of ā€œhard backdoor action,ā€ some of the porn sites have decent educational videos. Iā€™m reasonably sure there should be a mone that would cause ā€œengorgement of erectile tissueā€ that should make no distinction between female or male. They are both sexually differentiated from the embryo, meaning that pathologies in differentiation sometimes require surgical correction at birth. I need to study orgasm more. Particularly the timeline and the parasympathetic/sympathetic neurotransmitters/agonists going on. There is probably a neurosteroid analogue. All the super good books are at the Univ library. Once the kiddies bug off for summer, I will pay a visit. YouTube has a decent CME professional video on pelvic exams/colposcopy. The ā€œactressā€ is kinda hot looking. Educational. If youā€™re into that sort of thing. ---
**Author:** ![Roy\_Dillon](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/roy_dillon/32/1380_2.png) [@Roy\_Dillon](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Roy_Dillon)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/30 "2014-04-03T15:00:45Z")
Lady Scientist, I really appreciated that graphic demonstrating how large & hidden the clitoris really is, which explains WHY women are so surprised when they orgasm while being anally penetrated, especially the first few times šŸ˜‰ One lover explained it to me this way: ā€œRoy, the more pressure in my girlie parts the better, that makes me pop. Now insert that dildo in my ass while you fuck my snatch. Thatā€™s an order, mister!ā€. Yes maā€™am ! Private Dillon reporting for duty (snappy salute)šŸ˜› This validates what you said about the wide girth of an erect penis hitting the g-spot & getting the job doneā€¦skin that cat! ---
**Author:** ![lwatkins](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/lwatkins/32/472_2.png) [@lwatkins](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/lwatkins)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 12:12pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/31 "2014-04-08T12:12:33Z")
I am not into it, although I did have one GF in college who always wanted to. Another GF in college who was willing. My wife is definitely not interested, though I have offered mainly 'cause I feel like we should try everything. ---
**Author:** ![Roy\_Dillon](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/roy_dillon/32/1380_2.png) [@Roy\_Dillon](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Roy_Dillon)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 2:06am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/32 "2014-04-10T02:06:37Z")
> [@lwatkins](#): > > I am not into it, although I did have one GF in college who always wanted to. > Another GF in college who was willing. > > My wife is definitely not interested, though I have offered mainly 'cause I feel like we should try everything. You, sir, are a true gentleman! šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![LadyScientist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@LadyScientist](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/LadyScientist)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 3:26am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/33 "2014-04-17T03:26:39Z")
[Bros, This Is How Your Slut-Shaming Is Backfiring. A Sex Researcher Explains](http://playboysfw.kinja.com/bros-this-is-how-your-slut-shaming-is-backfiring-a-se-1563665480) Depressing statistics on slut shaming. So how exactly am I supposed to pretend to be prude to gain male respect? Not. Going. To. Happen. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![CelticPrince](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/celticprince/32/397_2.png) [@CelticPrince](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/CelticPrince)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/34 "2014-04-17T15:41:27Z")
LS, very good article. Proves the point I made to my Mom when she caught me reading Playboy in my room in high school. ā€œBut Mom, I was only reading it for the articles!ā€ šŸ™‚ But seriously, this information makes perfect sense. It must be filed under the ā€œLaw of unintended consequencesā€. When I was in High school and college, I was always looking for these women. They were there, but they tried to hide it because of the slut shaming. As for me, I generally dont kiss and tell..except for with you guys here on the forum under the veil of anonymity, and in the interest of scienceā€¦but always in a respectful and professional manner šŸ™‚ The last sentence in the article says it all. ā€œWhen the slut-shaming stops, everyone is likely to get laid more.ā€ Here, here. ---
**Author:** ![LadyScientist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@LadyScientist](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/LadyScientist)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 7:50pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/35 "2014-04-17T19:50:51Z")
Speaking of getting laid more, I have been starring at mensā€™ crotches NON-STOP today. (Iā€™m sorry Iā€™m not sorry Iā€™m such a pervert) and I totally think itā€™s because of donkey d\*\*\* this weekend. Does anyone else notice that sex begets more sex? (like with babies, sleep begets more sleep) If I go long periods of time without it, itā€™s no big deal and I start losing interest in it and I donā€™t need it that much, but once I get a little taste itā€™s over and the more I get, the more I really want it? Iā€™m wondering if there is a sexual/gender difference there. ---
**Author:** ![jett](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jett/32/438_2.png) [@jett](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/jett)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2014, 10:46pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/36 "2014-04-17T22:46:20Z")
> [@LadyScientist](#): > > Speaking of getting laid more, I have been starring at mensā€™ crotches NON-STOP today. (Iā€™m sorry Iā€™m not sorry Iā€™m such a pervert) and I totally think itā€™s because of donkey d\*\*\* this weekend. > > Does anyone else notice that sex begets more sex? (like with babies, sleep begets more sleep) If I go long periods of time without it, itā€™s no big deal and I start losing interest in it and I donā€™t need it that much, but once I get a little taste itā€™s over and the more I get, the more I really want it? > > Iā€™m wondering if there is a sexual/gender difference there. are you tracking your ovulation and correlating it to your sexppetite? i do this with iPhone apps and my observation has been that during the 20 hours peak of my ovulation i am an insatiable glutton nymphette who wants only to stuffing my ā­•o:o with šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜ šŸ†’šŸ˜®šŸ˜‰ until i am šŸ˜®:D:šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜› Iā€™m tenderly 23 and have been for a couple years now (HEH) and i get more horny with each ovulation. porn/hookup sites know this and exploit the shit out of it. Iā€™ve been tracking my horny/sated cycle for about 2 years now as a side pet personal science project. mmmmmā€¦ quantificationā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![CelticPrince](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/celticprince/32/397_2.png) [@CelticPrince](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/CelticPrince)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2014, 1:15am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/37 "2014-04-18T01:15:05Z")
LS, Yes, it is true, the more I get, the more I want. If I go through a dry spell yes, I can get less interested, and usually bury myself in my work. I know we men donā€™t ovulate, but I definitely think we are on a cycle of sorts. There are days I am just randy from dusk to dawn. You know, when you wake wake up with a raging piss boner, and all it takes all day is a slight breeze or a pretty woman smiling at you and you sprout wood. Other days, just couldnā€™t be bothered. Not saying I would turn it down if a lady was good to go, but I wouldnā€™t be on the prowl so to speak. Also, re checking out the packagesā€¦I am constantly checking out the ladies undercarriage and back yards..pretty normal I think. If not Iā€™m in trouble. Jett Are you saying those sites track your horniness? Do they do that by your activity? or are they actually quantifying how nasty you are getting in your online activity? Wouldnā€™t surprise me if the NSA nazis were tracking shit like that and getting their rocks off. Hahaha! ---
**Author:** ![LadyScientist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@LadyScientist](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/LadyScientist)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2014, 7:57pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/38 "2014-04-19T19:57:32Z")
oh Jett Honey- you bet your ass I do. Iā€™m insatiable during ovulation- but Iā€™m pretty horny 24-7 less so during day 1-4 of my cycle. ---
**Author:** ![monesmadedoit](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/monesmadedoit/32/325_2.png) [@monesmadedoit](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/monesmadedoit)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 9:55am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/39 "2014-04-22T09:55:59Z")
We find slut _identification_ far more useful than shaming. Raging piss boner is why we are more judicious now about [P75](https://a314.com/product/p75/) usage. ---
**Author:** ![jett](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jett/32/438_2.png) [@jett](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/jett)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 10:49am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023/40 "2014-04-22T10:49:24Z")
> [@CelticPrince](#): > > Jett > > Are you saying those sites track your horniness? Do they do that by your activity? or are they actually quantifying how nasty you are getting in your online activity? Wouldnā€™t surprise me if the NSA nazis were tracking shit like that and getting their rocks off. Hahaha! i just realized my whole last post was one jumbled hott mess. apologies folks. sometimes my fingers work faster than my brain. #THATSWHATSHESAID #IFSHEISALESBIANNAMEDJETT #ONLYONWEEK2OFMYCYCLE um, so yes. because of that whole dope-ass quantified self movement, i track everything about myself i can track that will allow itself to be tracked as long as it as easy as answering a few questions from time to time. i am WAYTOOFUCKINGFUCKINGFUCKing busy fromday to day to be a quantified self data enterer. so my vagina is tracked with a little predictive vagina tracking app called Clue. i chose it because its icon doesnā€™t scream ā€œHELLO RANDOM MAN WHO IS LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER AT MY IPHONE; WHY YES, I AM A VAGINA TRACKING APP!ā€ i have found, for the YOUNG and bearded or otherwise hirsute narishkayt in my hilly neck (or bush) of the woods, they deny that vaginas leak blood, or that women poop. body function denial. thatā€™s an immature male thing. > [@](#): > > There are days I am just randy from dusk to dawn. You know, when you wake wake up with a raging piss boner, and all it takes all day is a slight breeze or a pretty woman smiling at you and you sprout wood. I have those! only INVERSE and WORSEā€¦ iā€™ll be trying to cover over zits in photoshop and all i do is squirm in my seat trying hard not to stink up the place and en-hornify everyone in the fucking office [Previous page](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023.md?page=1) [Next page](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-are-you-an-ass-man/190023.md?page=3)