# Why married men should accompany their wives, always **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [January 31, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-married-men-should-accompany-their-wives-always/25599 "2009-01-31T17:53:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![diamond](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/diamond/32/859_2.png) [@diamond](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/diamond)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-married-men-should-accompany-their-wives-always/25599/1 "2009-01-31T17:53:25Z")
Two married women are out for a good time one night. They hit up the bar and really let loose. They’re hitting on all kinds of men and getting free drinks left, right and centre. Finally they’re ready to go home, and decide to walk home since they were too drunk to drive. Halfway home they both have to go to the bathroom REALLY badly, but there are no restrooms around. They decide to stop at the cemetary, and they both pop a squat behind the mausoleum. Having no toilet paper, they must get creative. The first woman grabs a wreath from a tombstone and wipes her ass with it. “Ouch!” she says. “Screw that,” thinks woman #2; she takes off her panties, wipes her ass with them and chucks them over the fence. The next day, their husbands meet for a beer. “Man, I have to start keeping tabs on where my wife goes” says one. “Last night she came home without her panties” “That’s nothing” says the other, “Listen to this: last night MY wife came how with a card stuck in her ass that said ‘We’ll never forget you -From all the guys at the Fire Station’” ---
**Author:** ![cabledawg299](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cabledawg299](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/cabledawg299)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 2:55am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-married-men-should-accompany-their-wives-always/25599/2 "2009-02-06T02:55:45Z")
That was good i liked it, try this- did you know **toothbrushes were invented in kentucky? Yeah, if they were invented anywhere else, they would have been called teethbrushes.**