# Why Men Are Happier Than Women **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [July 3, 2009, 3:58am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-men-are-happier-than-women/30360 "2009-07-03T03:58:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Taibo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/taibo/32/1396_2.png) [@Taibo](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Taibo)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 3:58am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-men-are-happier-than-women/30360/1 "2009-07-03T03:58:50Z")
NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah . If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale. BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from K Mart. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. CATS Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats. FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does. DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![moonwhisper](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/moonwhisper/32/1735_2.png) [@moonwhisper](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/moonwhisper)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 11:07am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-men-are-happier-than-women/30360/2 "2009-07-03T11:07:27Z")
LOL…that was funny, and decidedly a little too close to home. 😃 > [@](#): > > A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. ---
**Author:** ![Coleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/48db29/32.png) [@Coleman](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Coleman)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 6:19pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-men-are-happier-than-women/30360/3 "2009-07-03T18:19:49Z")
These statements are funny and these statements made me remember Sam Kineson’s statement. “Though I may not condone slapping your made or beating her I can understand what makes Mr. Hand into Mr. Fist. I don’t want to be the deciding member on jury judging Chris Brown.” (paraphrased) ---
**Author:** ![msselva](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/msselva/32/943_2.png) [@msselva](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/msselva)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 4:06am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/why-men-are-happier-than-women/30360/4 "2009-07-06T04:06:52Z")
haha that’s pretty funny…