# Xiphoid's Web

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983>\
**Category:** Women's Journals\
**Created:** [January 16, 2009, 10:27pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983 "2009-01-16T22:27:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![mikotorocks714](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mikotorocks714/32/1509_2.png) [@mikotorocks714](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mikotorocks714)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/121 "2009-03-30T20:36:21Z")

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No, just the attractive part! _Cat calls._ 😛

> [@Xiphoid](#):
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> Hey! That’s rude man! I’m no fanta pants!

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**Author:** ![Xiphoid](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/xiphoid/32/1852_2.png) [@Xiphoid](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Xiphoid)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/122 "2009-03-30T20:36:56Z")

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> [@diamond](#):
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> Kittens are cute, you make Liz Hurley look like a tramp, now accept it, 😮

Now is that tramp as in “dirty homeless person!” or tramp as in slut 😮  
Choose your words carefully Mr D…🙄

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**Author:** ![diamond](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/diamond/32/859_2.png) [@diamond](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/diamond)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/123 "2009-03-30T20:39:47Z")

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> [@Xiphoid](#):
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> Now is that tramp as in “dirty homeless person!” or tramp as in slut 😮  
> Choose your words carefully Mr D…🙄

compared to you, both are equally correct.

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**Author:** ![Tigerlilly](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tigerlilly/32/2257_2.png) [@Tigerlilly](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Tigerlilly)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/124 "2009-03-30T20:47:24Z")

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I agree with everything Diamond said. I can also finagle a trip to the UK on the quick, to i can assist with the broom cupboard plot.

Get cracking! You’ve ALREADY hooked him. Now _really_ go get him!

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**Author:** ![diamond](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/diamond/32/859_2.png) [@diamond](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/diamond)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/125 "2009-03-30T20:53:11Z")

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There you go Xiphoid, don’t forget I know more than most about you and TG, certainly enough to pinpoint both of you!  
Thanks to the US/UK special relationship, we also have an information sharing agreement 😛, do you really want Tigerlilly and me on the case or are you going to snare the guy?

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**Author:** ![Tigerlilly](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tigerlilly/32/2257_2.png) [@Tigerlilly](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Tigerlilly)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 9:02pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/126 "2009-03-30T21:02:32Z")

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Diamond, get ready for my file upload. I’ve already narrowed down the locs of her, TG, hospital, and broom cupboard A, B and fall back C. I also have viewing zones for our edification… erhm.

Thanks for the heads up info, bloody brill that was. Yes, this intel share agreement really is the bees knees, hmm? Al Qaeda, London protesters, and now Xiphoid’s TG… 😉

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**Author:** ![Tigerlilly](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tigerlilly/32/2257_2.png) [@Tigerlilly](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Tigerlilly)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/127 "2009-03-30T21:04:42Z")

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> [@diamond](#):
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> compared to you, both are equally correct.

Compared to you, she’s a Chav! Of the worst, chavviest sort!

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**Author:** ![Xiphoid](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/xiphoid/32/1852_2.png) [@Xiphoid](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Xiphoid)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 9:09pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/128 "2009-03-30T21:09:27Z")

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> [@Tigerlilly](#):
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> Diamond, get ready for my file upload. I’ve already narrowed down the locs of her, TG, hospital, and broom cupboard A, B and fall back C. I also have viewing zones for our edification… erhm.
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> Thanks for the heads up info, bloody brill that was. Yes, this intel share agreement really is the bees knees, hmm? Al Qaeda, London protesters, and now Xiphoid’s TG… 😉

Hey…you two! Stop ganging up on me… What happend to all the love and support eh? 🙄

Sigh…maybe I do need just a li’ll tiny kick up the backside to get me goin tho… :o

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**Author:** ![diamond](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/diamond/32/859_2.png) [@diamond](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/diamond)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/129 "2009-03-30T21:20:26Z")

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> [@Tigerlilly](#):
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> Diamond, get ready for my file upload. I’ve already narrowed down the locs of her, TG, hospital, and broom cupboard A, B and fall back C. I also have viewing zones for our edification… erhm.
> 
> Thanks for the heads up info, bloody brill that was. Yes, this intel share agreement really is the bees knees, hmm? Al Qaeda, London protesters, and now Xiphoid’s TG… 😉

Got a C130 on the pan ready to go, Halo at 1800z, hit DZ 1830, extract team at FRV for 1900. Stoneleigh Sauvignon blanc and new york cheesecake already stashed in broom cupboard. Reckon we’re about set for a quick, clean op.

@Xiphoid, a little kick up the backside? At this rate, we’ll have half the western world’s airborne forces lining up to take a swing, get a move on girl.

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**Author:** ![Tigerlilly](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tigerlilly/32/2257_2.png) [@Tigerlilly](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Tigerlilly)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 10:23pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/130 "2009-03-30T22:23:15Z")

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> [@diamond](#):
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> Got a C130 on the pan ready to go, Halo at 1800z, hit DZ 1830, extract team at FRV for 1900. Stoneleigh Sauvignon blanc and new york cheesecake already stashed in broom cupboard. Reckon we’re about set for a quick, clean op.

… man after my own heart… 😃 😃 😃

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**Author:** ![Tigerlilly](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tigerlilly/32/2257_2.png) [@Tigerlilly](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Tigerlilly)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2009, 5:43pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/131 "2009-03-31T17:43:51Z")

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Oi! I didn’t know you were Swedish!

I am a Swed on my mothers side. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tigerlilly](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tigerlilly/32/2257_2.png) [@Tigerlilly](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Tigerlilly)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/132 "2009-04-21T17:59:41Z")

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… Xiphoid??

Please tell me you are suspiciously absent because you are “too busy” with your TG!!! 😃

😕

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**Author:** ![Xiphoid](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/xiphoid/32/1852_2.png) [@Xiphoid](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Xiphoid)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/133 "2009-04-21T21:37:52Z")

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> [@Tigerlilly](#):
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> … Xiphoid??
> 
> Please tell me you are suspiciously absent because you are “too busy” with your TG!!! 😃
> 
> 😕

OMG…Have I been gone for 3 weeks??? 😮  
I’m insanely busy at work and getting internet access on base isn’t easy, plus we keep getting called away the second you do get a chance to sit by a computer ☹ I haven’t done any testing for over 2 weeks now ☹

I am making progress with my TG though 😃 Got a “date” in the near future…I asked him if he’d fancy splitting that bottle of wine that he was supposed to get for helping me teach the med-students how to suture… and he said yes 😃 I’ll obviously go with a huge phero cloud!

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**Author:** ![Tigerlilly](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tigerlilly/32/2257_2.png) [@Tigerlilly](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Tigerlilly)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/134 "2009-04-21T21:39:46Z")

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😮 😮 😮 😃 😃 😃

SEE??? Diamond and I _told_ you so! Congrats!!!

Are you doing your air ambulance thing?? How’s it going? Good, yet busy, I presume? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Xiphoid](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/xiphoid/32/1852_2.png) [@Xiphoid](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Xiphoid)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 9:44pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/135 "2009-04-21T21:44:47Z")

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> [@Tigerlilly](#):
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> 😮 😮 😮 😃 😃 😃
> 
> SEE??? Diamond and I _told_ you so! Congrats!!!
> 
> Are you doing your air ambulance thing?? How’s it going? Good, yet busy, I presume? 🙂

The Air Ambulance is great…minus one who is acting like a bloody 7 year old boy at the same time as he is hardcore flirting! He keeps teasing me about my weight, calling me bony arse and made jokes in front of everyone about “how I obviously lied” about my weigh-in with the gear on… He claims there’s no way I’m 63kg even with the gear, boots & helmet 😠 He’s a nice guy, but I don’t like people making fun of my weight!

How’s your life then?

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**Author:** ![Tigerlilly](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tigerlilly/32/2257_2.png) [@Tigerlilly](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Tigerlilly)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 10:36pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/136 "2009-04-21T22:36:31Z")

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> [@Xiphoid](#):
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> How’s your life then?

\*\*\*_Crazy_

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If you want a laugh, check out my journal here: [Tigerlilly's Reports - #96 by Tigerlilly](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/tigerlillys-reports/26666/96) here: [Tigerlilly's Reports - #102 by Tigerlilly](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/tigerlillys-reports/26666/102) and here: [Tigerlilly's Reports - #106 by Tigerlilly](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/tigerlillys-reports/26666/106). It’s medical, so you’ll dig it. 😃

Sorry about the pilot thats causing you trouble. Send him my way. I’ll eat him up and spit him out for you… 🆒

Or, tell him that you’ll be happy to pig put and go chav-tastic, but his ambulance rig doesnt make flightsuits in Burberry. Should shut him up. 😉

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**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 11:14am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/137 "2009-04-23T11:14:56Z")

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> [@diamond](#):
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> Got a C130 on the pan ready to go, Halo at 1800z, hit DZ 1830, extract team at FRV for 1900. Stoneleigh Sauvignon blanc and new york cheesecake already stashed in broom cupboard. Reckon we’re about set for a quick, clean op.

LOL. Sounds like someone has been watching too many movies …😛

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**Author:** ![Tigerlilly](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tigerlilly/32/2257_2.png) [@Tigerlilly](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Tigerlilly)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 3:22pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/138 "2009-04-23T15:22:56Z")

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🙂 Trust me Boss… He’s no movie watcher.

I’d work with him any day.

how’s your trip going?

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**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 12:06pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/139 "2009-04-24T12:06:02Z")

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Great - well OK.

But I did have a good lunch with a friend from here on the forum.

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**Author:** ![Tigerlilly](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tigerlilly/32/2257_2.png) [@Tigerlilly](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Tigerlilly)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/xiphoids-web/24983/140 "2009-04-24T15:23:58Z")

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Lucky! 🙂 We’ll have to meet up sometime when our paths cross…

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