# Your Momma!

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/your-momma/12430>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [May 10, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/your-momma/12430 "2008-05-10T17:00:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/your-momma/12430/1 "2008-05-10T17:00:53Z")

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. Suddenly, a guy at the other end of the bar hollers at him, ‘‘I screwed your mom last night!’’ Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.

Again, he hears, ‘‘Your momma sucked me dry!’’ Again, he tries to ignore him.

The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, ‘‘Dad, go home, you’re drunk!’’

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**Author:** ![PhatSounds](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phatsounds/32/233_2.png) [@PhatSounds](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/PhatSounds)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2008, 10:45am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/your-momma/12430/2 "2008-05-11T10:45:51Z")

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> [@mark-in-dallas](#):
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> A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. Suddenly, a guy at the other end of the bar hollers at him, ‘‘I screwed your mom last night!’’ Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.
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> Again, he hears, ‘‘Your momma sucked me dry!’’ Again, he tries to ignore him.
> 
> The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, ‘‘Dad, go home, you’re drunk!’’

Hahahaha lol 😃 You got me there mark(UKE)😃 😃 😃 Your jokes are the best 🙂

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**Author:** ![K24](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/k24/32/1513_2.png) [@K24](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/K24)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2008, 2:11pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/your-momma/12430/3 "2008-05-11T14:11:43Z")

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LMAO, this must be a real situation 😃

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**Author:** ![mstearious\_won](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8edcca/32.png) [@mstearious\_won](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mstearious_won)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/your-momma/12430/4 "2008-05-11T15:51:41Z")

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LMAO!!!

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**Author:** ![The\_Dutchess](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/the_dutchess/32/1279_2.png) [@The\_Dutchess](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/The_Dutchess)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 7:00am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/your-momma/12430/5 "2008-05-19T07:00:44Z")

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It’s not often that I literally LOL while reading jokes, but this one got a giggle.

😃