# Yow...I've been away for over a year?

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/yow-ive-been-away-for-over-a-year/49440>\
**Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\
**Created:** [March 21, 2011, 4:44am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/yow-ive-been-away-for-over-a-year/49440 "2011-03-21T04:44:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![wilks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f475e1/32.png) [@wilks](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/wilks)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 4:44am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/yow-ive-been-away-for-over-a-year/49440/1 "2011-03-21T04:44:44Z")

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I’d taken an accidental break away from the 'mones to work on some personal stuff and some work stuff and didn’t realize how long it’d been.

Life gets hectic.

Tucked away in a drawer is my stash, and I recently came across it while cleaning some things up.

So I decided to try some of my old standard, TUTH + IO. I went out for a friends birthday at a local pizza hole known for amazing food. My g/f who’s well aware of my old 'mone hobby didn’t know I was wearing any, or at least didn’t let on. After all, it’s been quite a while.

Then just after dinner, she abrubtly turns to my ear and whispers, “I’m not sure why, but I really want to find a way to rape you in the bathroom RIGHT NOW.”

Last night, while the cat was away, I tried some old [Instant Jerk](https://a314.com/product/instant-jerk/) sample (without the cops I think) and found my way into a rock band’s local bar venue. The cousin of a good friend would not stop coming onto me. She went for a nipple pinch for some random reason and got chest hair instead. Then she grabbed my shirt collar, pulled it down, looked and said “I happy to find chest hair very sexy.” (Latinas + TUTH ingredients = big trouble)  
Later on, I got several girls trying to dance with me, or pushing their single friends violently into me to start the conversation.  
The women were acting like men last night. It could have been the hard rock band, but good lord. When your g/f is on another continent for 2 weeks, it’s really hard to find a smooth way to keep from smiling about how well this stuff really works.

So what have I missed in the last year? Anyone care to fill me in?

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**Author:** ![unknown0001](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/unknown0001/32/559_2.png) [@unknown0001](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/unknown0001)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 6:50am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/yow-ive-been-away-for-over-a-year/49440/2 "2011-03-21T06:50:13Z")

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> [@wilks](#):
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> “I’m not sure why, but I really want to find a way to rape you in the bathroom RIGHT NOW.”

Fucking awesome!!😃