Version 17, Batch 5, AKUTO (verbatim from the bottom of the bottle)
I’ve been using A314 for the entire month of May. The only positive thing I have to say about about it… Initially it has a cool appealing scent like those body oils you find in those urban hole-in-the-wall shops that sell incense and the like. There’s an after-smell to A314, very subtle (I’m guessing the pheromones are the cause) that smells like Gorgonzola cheese. Quite unappealing, yet quite subtle, probably only noticeable to the most sensitive of noses.
I started off the first week at four drops. I’ve altered the amount as low as 2 drops, as high as 7 drops. And the results have been sweet fuckall.
The most frustrating aspect would have to be the workplace environment. A work environment where after using Ammo for a few weeks and taking time off for surgery, upon my return my married female boss saying she missed seeing my face.
This same workplace environment I’ve been using A314 for a month regularly now and zippo in the way of reaction. A position that would be considered a promotion was created at work. I was one of only two people who applied. They offered the job to the other person last week, she turned it down. I’ve yet to hear anything at all in regard to the position other than from the person it was offered to and turned it down. So much for the smell of success eh?
I can’t say that it has commanded me any more respect in social situations either. Not from strangers, not from Family, not from casual acquaintances, not from friends. The most “fun” and most telling of these situations being Tuesday at karaoke. The girl who I THOUGHT had been flirting with me over the past 2 months basically saying “you get the consolation prize of friendship, you schmuck. I like the DJ, not you”…
That double money back guarantee is looking sweeter and sweeter. Ammo was a quick hitter, Come Talk to Me 2 was a quick hitter. A314, the lauded, hyped, and pricier flagship product? … Perhaps to someone with a sharp, keen sense of smell they’d be wondering “who’s got Gorgonzola in their pocket?”
Anyone else just had no results after a month of use? Any tips, tricks, suggestions? Tech support, my A314 seems to be broken
.