Howdy all!
Ok so after weeks and weeks of reading, wondering, yadda yadda yadda, I took the plunge and placed my first order, got out clean with just a little over $100 bucks invested and will hopefully be ready for the upcoming weekend : an 8-hour all-you-can drink outdoor music and beer festival in Beer City USA, Asheville, NC, USA.
With several thousand beer-curious people filling the small hippie/hipster mountain town for a weekend of top-notch hops-infused bacchanalia and one of the best supplied high-gravity beer pub lineups in my Southern US experience, I really just couldn’t resist considering the dismal state of the divorce I’m going through and the soon-to-be-ex still living in the same house. I deserve a kick I figure!
I work as an internal technology consultant to a medium-large company with a heavy reliance on tech, and was a geneticist/biologist in my previous career, so i can see lots of applications for pheromones professionally and personally, and self-affecting molecules are as intriguing as smart drugs were to me in college. No, really - smart drugs not street drugs. Well, street drugs too, but that was college after all…
So for a little over a $100 USD I await anxiously for upcoming long weekend Fri-Mon days off to play with this new set of kit :
Androtics (ToGo sizes) -
Instant Jerk 1x
Instant Openness 2x
Turn Up the Heat 1x 2.5mcg/Spray
Instant Shine 2x
Instant Honesty 2x
Instant Gentlemen 1x
Liquid Alchemy Labs -
Wolf 1x (requested to get oil-based roll-on applicator, hoping it happens)
Estratetraenol 5mcg/StdDrop
So for this weekend I can leave off with the Estratetraenol, I’m going to see if that can help smooth things at the disintegrating domecile.
Wolf I plan to use for work and play (like A314, etc.) as a “base color” and cover scent for the weekend
No Instant Jerk or Turn Up The Heat at work, I’m there to get paid not laid
Now I expect the environs for the weekend to be hot (80s-90s), sweaty, maybe even muggy but usually not in the high altitude of Asheville, maybe rainy if the beer gods are not favoring us, three nights in bars, four days in restaurants/shopping, and some swimming at the hotel.
Now is the part where I have to share that this is my inaugural ball and I’m hoping to get through this without being beaten down by bull dykes or gangraped by midget strippers! I probably need some tips on what NOT to do, since I’ll probably try everything else as soon as the stuff arrives…
So far I think I need to be cognizant of :
Needing to find a sweet spot for the stronger stuff like the Wolf, Turn Up The Heat, and Instant Jerk
Combos will have different sweet spots
Being careful with Instant Jerk since it can self-affect intensely negatively
Turn Up The Heat and Instant Jerk maybe should be used more as deal-closers rather than worn all day?
IS (instant shine) can be sprayed on the hair? Mine’s only an inch long, I’m Caucasian and went to an African-American barber for a clipper-cut on a lark so I’m not thinking of putting this on my hair really, but maybe?
Disclaimer : I’m not intending to get laid this weekend, I’m in middle of divorce and legally, ethically, and morally just don’t want to violate that even though my soon-to-be-ex obviously didn’t share my convictions, mutter mutter the cheating lying little so-and-so. Now I am going to get very drunk most likely (never had a hangover from those sweet sweet beers in Ashville, mind you!), so we’ll have to see what actually happens. Good intentions make great paving stones and I never know what road I’m on sometimes. I’m just wanting to play and have good experiences now since I’m seven years out of the game as a pissed off heartbroken bitterly disappointed middle aged man who expected to be solidly in a family way till death (when the hell did I become middle-aged?!?). I’m thinking of my pheromone project as some spiritual gasoline thrown on the ashes of my inner phoenix as a very cool igniter to get my out of my several-year-long funk of trying repeatedly to make a go of that marriage. Plus I’m tooootally out of shape now and have deep emotional wounds that won’t start to heal until this terrible situation is transitioned to single-parent life and my son and i can put our lives back together. This is pure ego-boost, scientific and horn-dog curiousity, and a new hobby with lots of potential and benefits.
I’m pretty alpha as it is but I have my reserved moments where I just enjoy people-watching, so I’m curious to see if I express more alpha traits than I normally would, 'cause I’ll really have to watch myself and my oft-impulsive mouthiness if so.
Side note : if you are into people-watching I highly suggest having an outing with someone you can share snarky comments with and go hang out at a water park - seeing entire families walking around in swim attire can give a whole new perspective on what “inherited traits” really means… And now that I think of it, water parks could be a very interesting place to observe physical reactions if the chemicals in the water and aerosolized into the air wouldn’t mess with them too much. Of course I’d hate to get a stiffy at a water park as well. On the bucket list now definitely.
So please help a brutha out here so I can go crazy and have fun in an informed fashion given kit mentioned above, the mindset and the setting as well (set and setting, thanks Tim Leary!).
What should I NOT do with the above to avoid OD’ing myself or others, and what combos should I NOT use to avoid wasting product/effects?
Thanks!
-Rob
