A-314 Report: This had to be posted

So I’ve had 3 crazy hectic nights, today is suppose to be another one as will tomorrow and Saturday.

Day 1 of this 3 days series: My appearance: I was dressed hippy/mod style, pectorals visible. I spent with an old friend (420…new thread on marijuana and pheromones coming soon).. there were a whole cast on strangers around. As the day went on the effects of being around strangers while intoxicated (alcohol). Although I had no money invested in the herb I invited a person to smoke with us simply for having dreadlocks…no complaints amongst the 6 person group. My friend left as the clock passed 10 and I was stuck chilling with her lesbian mutual friend of ours who really kind of took care of me when maintaining became hard (1 shot + 2 mixed drinks, Sprite + Tanguaray, I’m a cognac guy tho).

Here’s the interesting part: It was late, and a whole group of kids around 18ish were all going to smoke, I was so messed up that when a girl was hitting on me (a cool one at that) I barely did anything more than converse with her. She was one of the people who was smoking the whole group up. So where all chilling on a trail, rather than stand up and maintain a good posture I just laid down on my lesbian friend and her girlfriend. At one point I bit the lesbian 2 times :cool:..

So upon the whole crew dispersing as soon as the smoke was gone my lesbian friend let me know how clear it was I was being hit on and how I did absolutely nothing about it. Well guess what!?! I add the girl on Facebook and shoot over a lil message…she tells me I’m possibly the coolest person she met in a while, gives me her number and tells me to hit her up soon…

Day 2: Party at my friends house. All strangers in attendance. I drank a whole bottle of Cointreau and by the end of the night I was throwing up. My friends made sure I got through the night for which I am very grateful. I woke up the next morning barely remembering I threw up. It was a small party with a handful of people. 2 girls there but 1 of them was staring at me every chance she got, due to the numbers I chose not to compete and just laid back…later that night she was seen naked with sum dude in a camper…I guess I missed out a bit

Day 3: Chilled with my reality TV girlfriend (filming on Saturday). She’s a complete 10, her boobs are amazing and I’m not even a boob guy…the rest of her body and her hair looks slightly hotter than Barbie would in real life.

We made out on the beach. She was really into it…

Felt no resistance even through my complete f*ck ups. I almost felt uncomfortable because her personality is really great and she’s so hot. 420 usually don’t make me Mr. Sociable…I really can’t wait to see how this progresses but I realized an important lesson. I don’t think girls want relationships anymore, by 2020 it will be every man for himself and the top % of alpha males will get their pick of cream of the crop…

From this day forward…life may not be livable without A-314…

On a side note: I got my package today, didn’t want to bump the other thread (sorry about posting that in the wrong section, didn’t realize it was against the rules) and can’t wait to put Instant Shine and Instant Honesty to work. Got a sample of Instant Gentlemen (thanks :slight_smile: Now I must think up a formula for all these. I will put the TUTH to rest for now and break that one out upon chances for sexual encounters.

I really appreciate the help Androtics provided me with this order. Thanks to Ms. Mickey, Steve, and Jacob :slight_smile:

Great report.

Alchol does wonders in forgetting about the hits that come from it. And WTF are you doing drinking cointreau, it’s orange liquer for cry sake, did you not think that sugar content would mess you up? Kids nowadays..

great report. This is actually how a314 should be used. So it can explain the differences between the agressive conotation some people put into it, the blunt weapon some others make it. This is how I actually see the a314 in its full potential ( I may be wrong ) but the ultimate weapon on giving the I am in control, I am strong and secure type of vibe. So I am actually for the first time I am nominating a thread :slight_smile: .

Props to you.

:cool:

Whenever there’s a chance of something upsetting my stomach, the tobacco from the blunt wrap WILL make me throw up. I couldn’t believe it was happening to me when it did (I hold my liquor well) but I was really appreciative of my friends for holding me down that night. For that, next time I will bring a pizza for us 3 (as soon as Bank of America mails me my ATM card..lost my wallet recently). I will be sure to stay away from Cointreau, stuff tasted like Sprite.

Appreciate the nomination Falcos, I apoligize if the 420 references offend anybody but soon I will be working on a project (eating full organics, celery, vegetables and fruits) to harvest my own pheromones while synthesizing Terpines from the cannabis plant into the product (Terpines = responsible for the unique smell and taste of cannabis). I will try this when I’m out in Cali (their bud quality is a level above the rest for the most part)

That’s going to be interesting. Looking forward to your reports!

This is like me with A314 lol people just find you to be an outright legend

Girls love it

(((Terpines))) How much A314 were you using?

2 on each wrist and a touch of TUTH

Nice report.
I’ve just started using A314 from a bottle borrowed from a friend. Hope to see similar results soon :slight_smile:

Always report your dosages, man! Otherwise, awesome report. I feel exactly the same way about A314: Cannot live life without it. I was wearing 3 drops today after a while without it, and it was amazing to see how I was treated. I was at two different hospitals today, acting as transport for a patient, and we just breezed right through everything. No wait, no line, even in the emergency room, and just could not believe that I had two separate doctors taking the time to teach me stuff as if I was a freaking intern.

When it comes to women… it takes the right kind for A314 to be attractive that erotic, romantic or sexual way, but when you find that sort, and you wear the right dose, you get insane results. One of my ex’s would develop spring loaded legs whenever I wore 2 drops. Not 1, not 3, not 4… always 2 drops.

It’s really good to use with TUTH too. And Instant Jerk. Find the right mix of those (A314 and one of either of those two) and you turn into Superman, and they will almost rape you at times.

Good stuff. Party on.

Just bumping this for nostalgic purposes. Reading this story really took me back.