A314, IH, IS Sales

So Like I said today I went to do an outside in NYC sales gigs. Basically street sales.

I wore 2 drops A314, 4 togo IH and 3 IS @ 11:30am…reapplied around 3:30…cause it was sooo damn hot and humid. I was sweating my balls off…I brought alchol pads to wipe the areas

The product was Hair Package for women. lol

After 3 hours of trying, I found women to be a bit creeped out by me asking
them, I have a question about you hair. lol…one of the girls working with me, who had been shit testing me all morning, “being a bit aloof, telling me oh you can leave your bike where we began, even though were walking 10 blocks, asking me for gum twice” I could just tell she was shit testing me…I passed them :wink:

Firstly, when she acted aloof, I just turned and ignored her back…when she “suggessted I leave my bike in what would be a very inconveint for me place”…I say..Ummm no. I think I’ll take it…and ofocourse I shared my gum, but the second time I said…Ohh okay, but only cause you got a nice face…she says..well that discrimitory…I say well those are my rules.:smiley:

Anyhoo

So after a while it became apparent that all the other guys were gay men and women…which going up to women and talking to them about their hair is fine…not to say I couldn’t do it with time and learning that subtle art…but I need $$…so I swtich over to comedy tickets…

I kill it. Ofcourse I knew I would and sell more in my 1st day than they said any had :smiley: Ive done this in the past so it came back well…But It was pretty amazing how easy the sells were…something too easy. Once I hung with them for a bit and they got a whiff of me, …it just seemed too easy especially since it was all new info more me and I was talking out of my ass

Most newyorkers smell bullshit a mile away, but mine smelled like A314, IH & IS :smiley:

I still hate the job as talking so much out loud outside..kills my singing voice, but I’ll do it for a week get paid and go on to something else…

Conclusion A314 IH & IS…just make sales an easy thing…and you will get shit tested! Yes you will!!

The correct response to being asked for gum is to keep holding the pack out even after she’s taken the gum and when she gives you a “what are you doing?” look. Just make a sympathetic face, like you really hate to say what’s about to be said and they say “no, really, take two”

Yeah I see what you mean. But I did what I did :smiley: