Ball Saxbury reporting.
A314 Overdose Field Test: Part One
I forgot how carefully you have to use that little A314 bottle, and managed to get about 10-15 drops on me, as it all came out at once. Well, I decided this was a good oppurtunity to test the effects of an overdose, as my good friend (he just doesn’t know it yet
) The Snook recommends.
The Location: outside local high school to pick up girlfriend, 3:00 in the afternoon. There are a bunch of kids ages 14-18 milling around. I’m hanging around in a fairly densely populated area outside.
The Results: People were definitely a bit skittish around me, not wanting to stand close to me at all, there was a distinct buffer zone around me, anybody who got in close would move away shortly.
After a little bit of this, something interesting happened. A group of two or three Mexican guys who were all walking kind of slowly with their respective girls, started to pass me. One of them, the one closest to me, stopped and looked at me, stuck his chest out, stepped in very close, and tried to stare me down. (whoa) I was not expecting this.
Well, I wasn’t prepared for this. So, I ended up just looking back at him calmly, at which point he deflated and scurried away. Evidently the modern alpha male isn’t confident but rather confused.
(and just a little sleepy)
I picked up the girlfriend, and we were off to more exciting adventures, no doubt. Part two to come shortly.
Conclusion: A314 in large amounts causes most people to give you lots of space. It also seems to cause some other males to try to “challenge” you.
In summary, as any good scientist can tell you, “Results are inconclusive.” ![]()