A314 Report: Steven Seagal? Errm....okaay

THE SCENE:

Product:

  • A314 standard (rev.23 batch 3)

Testing environment:

  • casual (married couple who are friends of my wife were hosting a small Christmas get-together in London. Approximately 25 people present, male and female, ages from 19 to 80 with mixed ethnicity, dinner party style atmosphere. Quite an affluent crowd and smartly dressed)

Testing environment temperature:

  • warm (a little too warm actually, but it was sub-zero outside with abundant snow, so the heating had been turned up to 110%)

My outfit:

  • smart casual (black chinos, dark grey cashmere jacket with pocket square, white shirt)

Dosage:

  • 2 drops, one on the chin spread downwards and the other drop split 50/50 on either side of the neck

Cover scent:

  • 2 sprays Aventus by Creed

THE EFFECTS:

Self:

  • A little impatient at first, calm thereafter (my wife programmed the address incorrectly in the sat-nav, which led to a little “snappiness” on my part, followed by a very quick apology :slight_smile:)
  • Confident and self-assured (I usually am, so can’t be attributed to the product)
  • Upright and erect body posture, chest out and stomach in.
  • I felt I owned the place. Literally.

Effects (male):

  • Respect, absolute and utter respect. One banker dude I was talking with had one eye on my glass and EVEN THOUGH HE WAS A GUEST, he made it a point to go and re-fill it at every opportunity. It was a courteous thing to do, but a little strange for a professional guy to be doing that. Beta v Alpha all over again!
  • Restrained physical contact (one guy backslapped me and literally seconds after he had done so, he looked at me with abject fear, as in “what the fuck have I just done?” - it was quite funny actually!)
  • Felt totally smooth and charming (I don’t know how to best explain this…you know when everything you say just flows, the eloquence and articulacy?..yep that’s the zone I was in)

Effects (female):

  • Females between 19-25: DIHL but no approaches. A little intimidation, the type you get if a celeb walks in. No eye contact, or very very little
  • Females between 26-35: Looks, hair playing, ear touching and all the other general signs of interest. Eye contact limited, although one beautiful alpha female was quite “in-your-face” aggressive (in a good way). Pupil dilation in one girl, my wife wouldn’t leave my side for at least a couple of hours, even though she knew these people better than I! Her radar was up…I’ve seen this reaction before when I go with A314
  • Females 36 and over: Some looks and more pronounced body language indicating interest. No other noticeable reactions. The wedding ring was a definite firewall here!

Celeb factor:

  • 9/10 (I bullshitted that I played polo for the Spanish polo team…2 hours later, a middle-aged male guest comes to me saying “I understand from Julianne over there that you captain the Spanish polo team, it’s a real honour to meet you sir” - my wife had to suppress her laughter really hard!

CONCLUSIONS

Interesting comments:

  • “There’s an aura about you”
  • “I like the way you dress” (even though there were others who were far slicker than I…
  • “You remind me of Steven Seagal” :open_mouth::open_mouth:
  • “Oh wow, that’s really cool/neat” (one person after literally everything I said…she didn’t say that with anyone else)
  • “What a charming young man…I wish Lucy would find someone like that” (some other person talking to my wife, unaware she was my wife)
  • “I like your cologne” (numerous times, but then Aventus is quite nice)
  • “How do you make someone fall in love with you?” (A rotund lady who was looking at me with “those” eyes…)

My personal mannerisms on the night:

  • Didn’t smile too much, for fear of appearing goofy
  • Used the following lines which I noticed led to a positive reaction:
    “I don’t believe we’ve met, I’m… pleasure to meet you”
    “I must say, that’s a wonderful dress you’re wearing” (female)
    “I must say, that’s a wonderful jacket you’re wearing, may I ask who your tailor is?” (male - fuck, one guy almost jizzed himself when I came out with that line)
    “You have a very engaging personality, your husband’s lucky to have you”
    “You have a vibrant attitude towards life, I like people who have positive thinking” (said this to a very beautiful woman…she asked for my number, I respectfully declined)

I did some reverse baiting here…compliment the rough lookers on their looks and the stunning girls on their personality. It works brilliantly!

Many thanks indeed, happy holidays to all and I’ll see you all in the new year with some more reports! :slight_smile:

LOOOOOOLLL. Steven seagal?? REally??

Watch this: YouTube - New Segal movie comming out to theaters

Anyways, great hits. Are you american btw? I’ve met british people who think north american accentsa re exotic loll

may be that’s exactly the reason why she wouldn’t leave you alone … she knew them too well to do that :smiley:

Cant wait to see u reporting on UFE

I also like that Steven Segal comment!!! LOL!!!

NICE!

It really seems that you the gals need a bit of experience, age, and be alpha inclined in order to approach you with A314…

Those ‘lines’ that you used seem a bit out dated, well, at least, that’s what it seems… but still working!!!

Love the use of reverse baiting! Always a good thing to remember!:cool:

Yep you’re absolutely right, those lines are from the 50’s and 60’s!! But a friend of mine who uses them like anyone’s business always gets massive amounts of success with them…the oldies are best ones!