I have about three minutes to say this before I fall asleep
. I’m a bit tired.
I ran out of MX292. Unlike some I have only been able to get three to go bottles of my new favorite mix. I have the MX301-Mx304 ICM mixes but didn’t really feel like an MX tonight. I wanted results I could depend on. By all things Pink and Squishy, I wanted some Pink and Squishy, or at least a chance. Many already know how I’ve been in a downward slump last couple of months. Yeah, you heard me right: MONTHS.
So tonight it was the old dependable, works every time standby mix of:
Ammo (Game Scented Double Strength) 2 sprays
IFM 3 sprays
IShine (Game Scented Double Strength) 4 sprays
Went to watch the Rampage UFC fight. Brunette woman seen through door of deli. All I could see was her figure through door. OMG I have to meet her. Pulled out the OMG I had to meet you opener* and met her. Good laughs around. I exit stage right back inside to watch fight. 15 minutes later she comes in deli, finds me (I had best seats in house at a table, but there are no chairs).
OMG I had to meet you opener (by Romeo): Walk confidently, as with a purpose, but not fast. Keep eye contact and smile with a sly, I know something you dont know grin. Direction should always be on angle. Watch her hand gestures, she will yell you where her invite side is (A post for another time). Part through her friends, take her hand into yours and say. I know this is awkward becuase you are here with your friends but when I saw you I knew I had to meet you. My name is Stephen. Take her hand as if you are going to kiss it, never break eye contact. DONT KISS her hand.
Just as she gasps, she will, smile and laugh. Clasp her hand and give her a firm handshake. She will laugh and if she doesn’t tell you her name, call her out on it. I had too. OMG you are so rude, maybe you aren’t the girl I had to meet. You cant even introduce yourself. How do you guys hang with her. Confidence, its all about the confidence. She told me her name and I said well its nice meeting you and turned to start walking away. She was like wait, thats it. I was like yeah I said I had to meet you, I thought we could maybe wait a while before we would start naming our kids. I smile, pause, lean back in and whisper in her ear. Besides my wife is inside with my girlfriend and I think they might be getting suspicious.
Smile, dont laugh and swagger away. She will come to find you again…
I invite her to sit on my lap, she laughs and asks me what my wife and girlfriend would think. I look over at my wingman and again I start with the whole rude thing. Oh what its not cool to be gay. What are you a gay basher? Where not gay, I’ll have you know, only confused lovers. My wingman is disgusted and waves his hand and says you got issues SteveO.
She asks if she can sit down, I accuse her of thinking I’m easy. Laughs again. I tell her she can sit on my lap instead. More laughter. Fights starting, no time to waste, I pull her on my lap and wrap my arms around her waist. Tiny little waste, tight body. She smells my neck and says I smell good. Every time I wear game scented products with near zero failure, I get told I smell good. Must be that either my chemistry mixes really well with game, or that Bubblebob is nuts! I’m opting for the later. J/K bubblebob, J/K
Something in my mind kicks in and I start gaming even harder. Gaming as if its been months since I’ve had a new woman in my life. Wait! Whats that you say? You’re right, it has been months
. I was hoping to forget all about that and there you go reminding me. You deserve to get a neg rep you mean spirited, sick, twisted silly kanigget. OK I’m arguing with the voices in my head, I need sleep.
There’s tomorrow ![]()