REPORT: HOLY SHIT.
No sex but still holy shit.
If you read my previous post today you’ll understand that there is a chick at work that is super hot and basically sells our shit with her t&a and really does no actual work and prances around my desk in her tight ass jeans and platform stripper heels.
I’m a programmer. I cannot concentrate with this shit going on. If she wants me then whatever, but don’t false advertise.
So… I had date tonight but I told my co worker mike that I had a date and would be going to this Italian place… Well little known to me mike already had plans there… With said hot chick and another dude from work
Well I showed up and my co workers were already there.
2x turn up the heat one shot each forearm
4x instant honesty two shots each wrist
3x instant shine.three shots neck.
I walk by them with little regard and perhaps a hello.
I start talking-to the waitress. Shes interested In me were talking about vacations and Florida and all this shit. Definitely she was was more interested in talking to me than any one else there. She kept coming over to me. If I keep frequenting this place I’m going to try to get her number and ask her out.
My date finally shows… And I dive into her personal shit like you wouldn’t believe…she’s a complete bitch but I go at her… Shes telling me all about her divorce and all kinda private shit…She was emotionally a train wreck so I wasn’t interested in dealing with her baggage.
She didnt get her half of the bill which irriated me…so. We walk out Arm and arm to her Car. Folks from work are still out front she and I both give them all the middle finger… We start making out in front of them and keep walking to her car..mike calls me and I ignore the call… She drops me off at my house we make out hard… She doesn’t want to come in and bang so I let her go home… Screwy. Bitchy. But I see the best in. Everyone… I text other girls on my phone and then write this report… Gona pass out now…
Night
I probably used too much IH last night. IO might have been a better choice?