Spraying TUTH or PI on a coworker's desk: would it do anything?

This chick is a horny manipulating pain in my ass and I have it out for her. If I gotta have a boner all the time with her prancing about my desk I’ll be damned if I don’t do some shit about it.

Read my recent report. I just made out with another chick in front of her about a half hour ago
Fuck her and her rap music. And ligtbulbs might get that hot but Mac laptop keyboards don’t… They get warm enough… I’ve got it out for this one. Mr cool ain’t gonna cut it this time mike.