The Lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.
I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.
It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, “I wanna watch”.
LOLOL oh my…
I haven’t yet met a man who didn’t want to.
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, “Do
you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person
in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary
display, like that of your followers, but go deep into
their hearts and for the rest of their lives
whenever they speak of this day they will rejoice!”
Pelosi replied, “I seriously doubt that; with one
little wave of your hand? Show me.”
So the Pope slapped her.