whoa,where was i when that happened???
can i be an elf?
i have always wanted to be taller, and in reality im as short or shorter than a hobbit…
hey now, ya dont like muh singin’ then its yer turn…
heres thuh mike…you’ll have to take it from tom first
You can’t be a hobbit unless you have hairy feet. You don’t have hairy feet, do you?
I think you’d make a good elf.
I want to be an elf too. I’ve always had this thing for forests.
well this is a step up from being a fairy in ferngully.
i could be very happy in the forests.
have to go to town eventually, its just not fun being an elf and not using any powers to mess with people…
There’s nothing wrong with short, Lor … I think it adds a certain cuteness factor to some women. Think of it as auto-TAH! 
Now, hairy feet on the other hand … 
Elves rule. I don’t want to be a ringbearer anymore. I’m going to be an elf and frolic in the forest.
elves,rings, hobbits,kareoke,hairy feet…
somewhere we made a wrong turn… or a right one…
now THIS is P74-ish…