Cocky/Funny + MX292

While reanalyzing my outings with mx292, I started thinking about some “negative” reactions to c/f.

anyone use it while mx292 blasted?

I did just last night, and posted on it in my MX292 thread. Got no negatives using C/F, and the girl I used it on ate it up.

must be my technique then. :stuck_out_tongue:
had two instances when I was asked “are you being mean?” Think it was a shit test but now, I’m not so sure.

Gotta watch the lines, my very favorite is when asked if I have children, I reply by saying yeah I’ve got 7…and as their jaws drop…I say… I just don’t know who the mothers are.

Girls really eat that one up.

Games with cell phones are always fun too. She starts text messaging, cover the screen with you hand, and tell her tht your gonna confiscate her phone. Always gets a smile.

Trade phones and tell her that you’ll get rid of all the guys in her phone and she can get rid of the girls in yours.

Just fun little arrogant crap like that. Keep it light and keep it fun.

Rad. I’ll try those out.
Maybe retire “does this rag smell like chloroform?”

As long as you ain’t in Dallas. The 7 kids line is mine and is gold, I start having girls tell me that’s the third time they heard it this week, I’m gonna be upset! :roll_eyes: :wink:

Might wanna rethink the rag line though, that one I think is a bit edgy and risky. I don’t think most girls would catch that you’re sniping at them being boring.

See, that’s one of the perks about strip clubs. The negging can be hilarious. One time, I had a girl trying really hard to sell me a lapdance, and one of the things she said was “How can you resist an ass like this?” while shaking it in my face. I said “Easy. I hold my nose.” The look on her face was priceless. The ass line seems to be pretty popular, because another girl tried it on me and I was all, “Well, it’s nice except that… well, no… nevermind.” She almost broke her back trying to look around at it. “What? What!?” “It’s just there’s… ah… no, I’m just not in the mood for a dance right now.” The whole time I’m wearing this expression on my face like she’s got a big purple boil the size of a silver dollar on her ass. That was a hoot too. :smiley:

-D4