PRODUCTS:
P9… (12.5 mcg/spray) X 1 spray to neck (8h00 AM)
Location: Child daycare (both days), home (both days), car repair shop (Day 1), convenience store / fuel station (Day 2), restaurant (Day 2)
The test was made over two days because the results I got on Day 1 were a bit inconclusive.
First Impressions: It smells Neroli (6%) and something else, probably the molecule itself. Upon application, I got a feeling of lightheadedness that subsided ten minutes after. This happened only on Day 1. I got no other immediate physiological effects.
Usage & Application Points: Dosage: 12.5 mcg per spray applied 1 X to neck, for a total of 12.5 mcg. (Same for Day 1 and Day 2).
Most Appropriate Environment: Not a social one. Not a flirting one. Not sexual. Maybe a business confusion weapon among other things, it is a bit early to say.
Types of Effects observed these two days: Seriousness (self), quiet irritability (self), mystery vibe (self), temper improvement regarding noisy environments (self), difficulty speaking coherently (self), sowing confusion (others), light intimidation (others), possible bartering lubricant, helpful vibe (others).
It was my first try ever of that putative. This one is rarely talked about. Since I prefer approaching putatives in a blind testing way, I did not know very much what to expect from it and that’s a good thing. First of all, like many putatives, it smells neroli… and something else. The something else is quite present, it smells like bodily fluid, not like old body odor however, let’s say fresh sweat, so not pleasing, but not that bad either. In the long run, if that putative proves interesting, I think I would wear a cover scent with it, especially if used solo. I got no complaints during the day however, this is just my own perception.
Day 1:
I felt lightheaded two minutes after application, but it did not last. Ten minutes later, that was gone. The muscles in my head relaxed very much and quite suddenly after like 30 minutes. I felt a sense of calm. I felt no anxiety or anything.
I found myself much more tolerant to noisy environments. Screaming and crying children (not mine) sounded as light elevator music that I could easily choose not to concentrate on. I like kids, but I’m usually a bit intolerant to crying and screaming manifestations.
I had relatively few social contacts on this first day, so it’s hard to assess the effect in a social setting on this try.
I went to the car repair shop and was able to barter the price down a bit for a car repair bill for last week’s work. I got an helpful vibe from the owner. I am currently looking for a very specific car part that junkyard guys will not sell outside of a very expensive assembly, and I don’t want to pay the full price on that, he told me he’d make some phone calls around for me.
I did not notice anything language-wise since i had few contacts during the day, however in the afternoon, like 6 hours after application, I was stumbling over many words while talking to my girlfriend, I was having a hard time making intelligible sentences on the first try. The words or syllables came in the wrong order, at least 10 occurences. It felt like a phosphorus deficience. It rarely happens to me. I don’t know if its mone-related or mone-kickdown related, but I thought I’d mention it since it is out of the ordinary. Next morning, everything was normal.
At the end of Day 1, I was a bit irritable with the kids, but in a passive way. That’s what I called quiet irritability above. This was not related to noise, but to them not paying attention to parental authority.
My girlfriend came to see me in the bedroom in the afternoon and snuggled me from up close. No comments about odor or anything.
Day 2:
I went to fuel the car. I was wearing some secret agent type of black sunglasses. I went to pay the cashier inside. The clerk was a female, maybe 20, with chestnut hair, 6/10. Even though I wore glasses, she avoided any eye contact with them. The girl had a hard time talking, clearly. She seemed confused. That’s it. She went “Would you like your…” (and changed her mind on the question to ask) “You had 52$ of gas, right?”, “Would you like your rigerhz (for ‘receipt’)…” than she detected a protocol breach on her side and instantly replaced this one by a second question without leaving me the time to answer:… "Err, do you have the (…) reward card? - No - Will you need the paper err… er-ceipt (it came out that way first, no typo here, altough this is also loose translation, but that was better than rigerhz (loose translation also))… (then she got it right) receipt! Is she just half-wit? Is she confused by me? Is she intimidated by me? Is it the glasses? Maybe it’s Maybelline (kidding!)! I don’t know, but that was weird. Even when she handed me the receipt, she did not really look at me.
I went to the child daycare, my girlfriend had some paperwork for me to give to a women there. She was a 50’s brunette 4/10. I gave her the papers and I asked for copies so I could bring back the originals. There was definite confusion / hesitation on her side. It was like she did not know how to use the copier. I mean, there are 3 women in that office, and she works there everyday, and she wouldn’t know how to perform this basic task? Come on! She brought up something about the paper format not being the right one and that it would be more difficult. It was standard letter size paper for Chrysler’s sake. You just pop the paper in the top compartment, press start and you get your copies, right? Not for her. She went through like five menus to select the letter size paper. But every copier has this by default. Moreover, most modern copiers detect automatically the format you are feeding to it and it will make your copy based on what comes in. At one point, she only had to tap OK on the touch screen, she made five attempt before I saw that the right size was actually already selected. That’s why the machine was ignoring the modification. I cracked a few jokes to ease up the atmosphere, then explained to her what was happening there. But I thought, what a dimwit, that lady. She finally made the copies. She looked at the two original pages for like ten seconds. I then undertsood she was going through the process of thinking: “Must Sta-ple Sheets To-get-her” because she eventually reached for a stapler. She gave me back the original. What an ordeal it all was. And during all that time, the other lady sitting like two feet away never came to the rescue. Apart from that, I felt some type of helpful vibe though from the first woman.
When I went upstairs to get my kids, the substitute called up my older son who was in the adjacent room. During that time, I was looking through the agendas (i.e. personal logbooks) on the table to get my son’s. I picked it up. She saw me picking it up. My son arrived, she tells me all went well today with him, then she frantically goes through the agendas on the table to give me my son’s, but I already have it, and she had seen me pick it up a minute earlier. I jokingly flashed the agenda near her face and she bursted out laughing, she said on a playful tone: “Oh, that’s nasty (loose translation), you had it already, uh?”. I mean the girl is like 22. It was so funny, I couldn’t help but laugh. She’s good looking, 8/10, long-haired blonde with a ponytail 
. Would I get nasty with her? Hell, yes.
I did not experience the word-stumble thing on Day 2. In fact, I was having normal and fluent quality of speech all day long.
I went to have supper at a restaurant with my family and nothing much happened. It was 10 hours+ after application, so not much effect. Only thing noted was the waitress sticking her knee out and raising her breast to note down my order. Probably not putative-related, but who knows, so I’ll mention it. At least, she got the order right, so the confusion, if any, had worn off by that time. Good thing, I wouldn’t have wanted to end up with a green-pea hot-chicken!!
General observations for Day 1 and Day 2:
During Day 1 and Day 2, I felt very serious, except on one or two occasions that were explained. I was not sad, not cranky, but serious: I felt like I was no fun, really.
Both days I have been exposed to kids crying and screaming and the same effect was observed, I could actually ignore it quite easily! I’m not talking about focus, yet, more tolerance, but I’ll be on the look-out on my next tries.
I didn’t feel any status boost or anything like that. I felt more reserved and enigmatic (that’s what I called mystery vibe above).
I was not blunt, but not overly nice to people either. There was a bit of coldness that came with that seriousness. That wouldn’t be a social, for me. It does not seem like a flirting molecule either.
Looking back at that girl at the convenience store, the copier lady and my word-stumbling episode, I can’t help but wonder, is this confusion juice or what? Around me, I seemed to be sowing confusion. Not a useless thing to have around, if eventually confirmed, but this would need to be harnessed and steered in some way. I am still on solo testing now, but I have a few mix ideas in my head already for the future. In the meantime, note to myself, do not wear this before undergoing a surgery .
Business-wise, there might be a possibility for it to work in certain contexts. But that’s just a work hypothesis for now.
That’s about it for now. I will have to retry this one in different settings and probably at different dosages.
Strength: Seriousness 5/10 (to be confirmed), quiet irritability 2/10 (experienced only once, to be confirmed), mystery vibe 2/10 (to be confirmed), temper improvement regarding noisy environments 6/10 (observed twice, to be confirmed), difficulty speaking coherently 4/10 (experienced only once, to be confirmed), bringing confusion to others 7/10 (to be confirmed), intimidation to others 3/10 (to be confirmed), bartering lubricant 2/10 (experienced only once, to be confirmed), helpful vibe 3/10 (to be confirmed).
Length of Effects and/or Tenacity: Most effects lasted 4-5 hours, except for the word-stumbling effect, which, if eventually confirmed, happened a bit more than 6 hours after application. After 10 hours, effects were all confirmed gone.
Effectiveness & Consistency: Since this is my first try of that molecule over two days, no effects are considered confirmed as for now. I’ll try it at 25 mcg. I’m ready to up the dose to see wether the confusion thing is real and repeatable. I’ll repeat at 12.5 mcg later.
Diffusion/Sillage: With the girl at the convenience store, the sillage was at least 3 feet distance. With the copier lady, I was maybe two feet away. With the child daycare substitue, I was at three feet at first, then upclose at 1 feet.
If it had a texture, what would it feel like? A fine mist in the morning.
If it were edible or drinkable, what would it taste like? By all means, without any hesitation: EGGPLANTS, yes EGGPLANTS, dude!! I don’t know why, it reminds of the spell that the Eggplant Wizard used to cast on his enemy’s head in Nintendo’s Kid Icarus back in the day, all complete with the SHPROOOOWOOWOOWOOM sound! Man was that dungeon music haunting! youtube.com/watch?v=xMSX1j8qLfU (skip straight to around 06:00)
What celebrity or public figure is it most like? The Disney’s depiction of the Cheshire Cat or the Sphinx from the classic Batman TV series.
If it were music, what would it sound like? : The late Syd Barrett’s Octopus. Mad Genius. He’s the crazy diamond! Will be missed.youtube.com/watch?v=-wLbi3NX0Q0
