PRODUCTS:
MX UNDER EMBARGO X 2 sprays to each side of neck (8h00 AM)
(BogusNameForReference: ZX11)
Cross-references of other testings of this product in my journal : #221 (2 sprays), #222 (3 sprays)
Location: Home, internet cafe, child daycare
First Impressions: This was my first use of this product. I applied the product in the morning after a shower. It was the first time also I was using a natural bodywash without sodium laureth sulfate. This MX has a peculiar fragrance that is quite present and persistent. I experienced no other physiological effects following application.
Usage & Application Points: I applied 2 sprays, 1 on each side of the neck. I used no cologne or cover scent this time around.
Most Appropriate Environment: It seems appropriate in social places. It does not look like a sexual. I will have to test it further.
Types of Effects observed this time: Attracting the attention of older folks, chatiness from older folks, mild flirting vibe (self), some reactions from ladies (wiggling on chair and such), moderate mood boosting, kino (others), affection from kids, projecting a youthful vibe (from self toward others).
Note: I took some liberties on chronology to regroup some events concerning same persons. Otherwise, this text would be downright unreadable. And I feel it is still difficult, so sorry for that.
At the child daycare, I noticed nothing obvious. However, I was in a bad mood because I had to look all over the place for the usual missing kid shoes, so maybe I was not exactly approachable (lol). There might have been a lady that was a bit restless standing up and talking to another mother. But it’s a glimpse at the corner of my eyes, at best. So I will likely discard this.
I decided to try going to an internet cafe, because a lot of female students do gather there. It is in the immediate vicinity of the local university. There were some young women in the place.
At the table right in front of me, there were two ladies (call them #1 and #2), maybe 20, 6/10 and 8/10, both brunettes, who were working on a common project with their laptop computers. Another girl (call her #3), maybe 19, a dark blonde with long hair, 9/10, was sitting like 10 feet away on a table in the other row. So I kinda chose this spot for these three reasons. I ordered a cranberry hot cider and sat down with my computer. Ladies #1 and #2 at the table in front were like busy bees when I came in, and now they were more yakety-yaking away shallow stuff. And giggling. A bit of work, but the productivity sure plummeted for a few minutes. Another lady (#4) arrived later to join girls #1 and #2. I established good eye contact with the newcomer and offered her a little smile. She is cute. Man, I’ll soon become a regular here
. I’ll make sure to order only a cheap tea so as not to file up for bankruptcy though. Lol. Girl #4 had brown hair, maybe 21, she put on some headphones, altough she was at the same table as #1 and #2 and had greeted them on arrival, she was in her own world. I was looking to catch her glimpse, but man, that girl is a worker bee. She’s like inside her computer and cut from the outside world (like frickin TRON or something).
After, say, ten minutes, blonde #3 switched table and she came closer, to my table at like, say, 5 feet. She had no apparent reason to do so. But she’s hot as hell, so I sure don’t mind. Ten minutes later, she returned to her first table, without apparent reason.
A lady over 60 came by and asked if she could sit at my table, it’s a large 8 persons table, this a free country, but it’s not the best person to have around to attract chicks. Two minutes later, her husband joined her. They produced some ballpens, they pulled out like 4 four different newspapers and they spread them out on the large table to spar a bit with the crosswords in coop mode. I had to politely extract myself from this ackward situation. It was like: “I’m doing family word games with mom and dad. Bring on your Bingo marker, young lady, and join us!”, sheesh…
I had spotted another young lady (call her #5) sitting on some confy couches at the back of the place, that section is more loungy and less cafeteria or library-like. So… I moved to this better neighborood. The old lady seemed kinda sorry to have me moving, but hey, I’m always courteous with the lil’ old ladies. By moving there, I was like two feet away from that new girl (#5) and two feet, at the most, behind girl #3. This was a good thing because it let me see girl #3 from another angle. The couches are like at a meter-down grade from the table she was sitting at. I supposed my cloud would better affect her at that place too. I started flipping my shirt lapel like crazy to diffuse, diffuse, diffuse… Sadly, #5 soon left. #3 was sitting like at a 120 degress angle from me in the XY-plane (sorry for the nerdy technical stuff, but it’s hard to be clear without it). When I came in earlier, girl #3 used to stand straight on her chair, she was now more sloppy, with her head resting on her hand, her elbow to the table, she was leaning forward on her table too.
I somehow feel more filrty, a bit like with P7… My radar is working overtime, but there are not much ladies around at this time of day. There are many senior citizens though. I might try it on an evening eventually. Students gather there after their courses to do homework and such, and seniors are often at home at that time.
I think this MX has moderate mood booster quality too. I felt somewhat jolly being there.
Girl #1, who was like 12 feet away at that time, with her back facing me, eventually turned around and gave me a long glance. She’s not the hottie, but she looks nice, 6/10, chestnut hair with eyeglasses. A bit nerdy, but not too much. I gave her a smile, she was a bit hypnotized, not DIHL, but I’d say a bit dreamy. I must mention she had been at 6 feet before, though. Girl #1 was wearing some kind of castaway’s pants, like stopping at mid-ankle. A bit sloppy, but I don’t mind.
The blonde hottie (#3) probably went to the rest room. She had been in my cloud without seeing me for quite a while now (30 min +). She came back and made her way around her table to return to her chair. That manoeuver took her a while though, no apparent reason, but maybe, seeing what’s up. Once she sat down, she balanced her chair on two of its legs, up and then down again, two times in a row. She then stopped wiggling her chair but was wiggling her upper body right and left, slowly, but certainly… She was sitting straight, but leaning a bit toward her table and kinda sticking her butt out a bit on her chair now.
A man of 63 (old man #1) came sit on the couch next to mine (one of those days, I guess). This kind of pissed me off. This is second time I seem to attract seniors like a honeypot in the day. Girl #3 left a minute later. Sad.
A 6/10 readhead (girl #6), 20 y.o. at the most sat down at a far table. She has a very nice voice, and can easily pick up her convos even if she was far.
Oh geez, the old man #1 started making a loud “grumble grumble” sound, non stop while reading his book, as if mumbling to himself or reading partially aloud, this was driving me nuts! Then he started humming songs that played on the P.A. speaker and he started clicking away at his inkpen in/out, in/out, DARNNNNN! I will go apesh*t! It turned out the old man #1 was looking for attention, I guess. He suddenly put his book down. And stroke conversation with me: “My reading is done for the day. Har, it’s important to read to keep good eyesight at my age. Har, I am retired you know. Har, I finished college in 1972. Har, this city has boomed in the last 30 years, hasn’t it? blablablabla.” He then produced a pile of napkins from his coat pocket and gave me one to use as a coaster (waddafaf!). He gave one to the guy on the other side too. He went: “I prefer giving them away than throwing them away.” Is this geriatric attention potion? I just hope he’s not a regular. His finishing move, before he left, was a wahey weird question: “Err.. so you’re in college, right???”. I’m like: “Err no, I take this as a compliment though.” He goes on: “Or university???”. I’m like “No.” and I had quite a laugh. Maybe the product gives a youth vibe, hard to say. In a way, he kinda made my day with this one.
During that time, another man (old man #2) had sat where girl #3 was before. Of course, right between me and the cute redhead twenty feet away. That man was over 70 for sure. Old man #2 put his newspaper open on the back of a chair, as if to let it dry or something, it was hiding further that redhead from me. He starting chatting his heart out to the young waitress. He told her all about his evening at the hockey with his nephew, the driving-style of the aforementionned, the price of the beer at the arena, how he has almost raised his nephew when he was a kid, blablabla." The young waitress was smily, courteous and patient. Kudos to her for that. I believe what she had coming was a bit my fault though, the old man was sitting where blonde #3 was before, quite close to my cloud. Old man #2 left and removed his newspaper.
One thing sure, an internet cafe is way better than Wal-not-s-mart to test mones. For as little as the price of one coffee a day
(lol). It offers a bit less mobility than a store, though. It’s not a club. I don’t want to look weird hopping from a place to the other. I intend to become a regular, so I have to act with a bit of stealth. Last thing I would want there, is some student girl complaining to the manager that she’s getting unwanted attention.
A very sad christmas song came up, an ultra-slow painful version of “What are you doing new year’s day”, the kind of thing to make one wanna split his veins by the time boxing day arrives. It affected my mood a bit more than it usually would have. Strange. I was feeling much better five minutes after. But man, I just hate depressing christmas music! I much prefer new year’s upbeat folkloric fiddle and accordeon songs we have around here.
I looked at a lot of girls that day, but I felt no horniness on my side. Just pure appreciation.
Back at home, my girlfriend did not give any bad comments about the scent of this MX.
We had a visitor, she’s a professional (38 y.o.) I have consulted before with one of my sons (reference, journal post #168). This time, she came to visit us at home. The conversation was normal, nothing to mention, however, at a certain point, she explained something to us and she felt she needed to demonstrate. She got up, she walked around the table, positioned herself between me and my girlfriend, and she said: “May I?”. I’m like “Err, yes?..”. She grabbed my hand from behind and she hit my chest lightly three times with my own hand while imitating a kid’s voice. It’s hard to explain, and I don’t want to get into much details here, but believe me, it was related to her work and to her reason to visit. It was strange and a bit unnecesssary. But hey, I don’t mind. She could have done it on herself and we would have understood (lol). She’s not my type. But I would never have expected any form of kino from that woman when I woke up that morning.
My kids were very very affectionate with me in the evening. Lots of hugs. Nothing else special to mention. My girlfriend was no different than she usually is. So no effects there.
It was a weird overall experience this time around. I’ll sure retry, though. As of now, this seems like a kick-ass thing to wear around older folks. A flirting vibe with younger ladies and other things were picked up, but I’ll have to experiment further. It seems like a nice social for inducing conversations, for sure, at least with seniors… I would have prefered social contacts from girls though, lol. I’ll work this out, lol.
Strength: Attracting attention for older folks 7/10 (to be confirmed), chatiness from older folks 8/10 (to be confirmed), mild flirting vibe 4/10 (to be confirmed), mood boosting 3/10 (to be confirmed), reactions from ladies (wiggling and such) 3/10 (to be confirmed), kids affection 7/10 (to be confirmed), kino 1/10 (to be confirmed), youth vibe 1/10 (to be confirmed).
Length of Effects: I was in the cafe for like 5 hours and effects were well spread out over that period, the kino visitor we got at home arrived 8 hours after application. Kids were way more affectionate than usual 9 hours+ after application.
Effectiveness & Consistency: This was my first use of the product, I am still quite unsure what it is about. I will have to test again.
Diffusion/Sillage: Sillage up to 10 feet in certain cases. It seems better under 6 feet though.
If it had a texture, what would it feel like? Lazy boy fabric
If it were edible or drinkable, what would it taste like? Social Tea biscuits
What celebrity or public figure is it most like? The little old singing lady in the movie Wedding Singer
If it were music, what would it sound like? : Shut Up! by Dirty Rotten Imbeciles youtube.com/watch?v=g4OT0mcbDaY