PRODUCTS:
A314 (Rev 32) X 2 drops to throat (8h30 AM)
A314 (Royale V1) X 2 drops elsewhere to throat (8h30 AM)
IG X 2 to each side of neck (8h30 AM)
P96 (12.5 mcg/spray) X 2, one on each hand near the base of thumbs (8h30 AM)
IH (2X strength) X 2, one on each hand on the karate-chop part (9h20 AM)
Location: Job interview, home
I got yet another job interview. That was for a technical job in the public sector (i.e. a ministry). I had subscribed to the long and harsh process several months ago, I had to go through some tests, exams, questionnaires and things like that. I never really thought that would lead somewhere, but I was contacted for an interview thanks to this. The interview was taking place at a ten minutes drive from my home.
I had serious reasons to believe that I would meet two interviewers and that both of them would be women. I found that out by looking at the email invitation that their secretary had sent to me, it was CC’ed to two email adresses bearing female names. I looked up one of them on that-well-known-professional-networking-site and I saw that the lady was somewhere in the 35-40 zone, a brunette, slim with long hair and not looking bad actually, 5/10. The other one, had no picture, but based on her name, I guessed she was in the 24-30 zone. Of course, I used that key information to come up with a mix that would hit hard. After the recent success I’ve had with a similar mix with a male interviewer, I decided to push it further with female interviewers. I’ll comment later on why I have chosen these products and ratios. One must note that it was the first time I actually mixed A314 Rev 32 and A314 Royale V1.
So I arrived on site like 10 minutes before the scheduled interview and as I always do, I waited until I had arrived in the parking to spray the IH, outside the car, on my hands. I choose that method of application always for the same reason, to avoid self-effects and not be shot in the foot by concentrated fumes in the enclosed space of the car. I was using 2 sprays of IH 2X strength this time, one on the karate-chop part of each hand. All other products had been applied before leaving home, including the P96 on the base of thumbs. I was well dressed and feeling very confident.
I came up to the front door outside and some random guy opened the door for me from the inside. He had nothing to do with the interview or anything, but he said: ‘‘Are you here for the interview sir? Please be seated, I’ll notify the person in charge’’. Good thing the guy was there, they have no receptionnist, the door is kept closed and locked and I was told later that I would have had a hard time getting in because they are a bit disorganized in the field of welcoming visitors. Good thing I did not get to be that dork outside that nobody lets in, haha. So, the secretary who sent me the appointment came and greeted me, she was a lady around 55, unattractive, but I didn’t care much for her, she was not the point of my visit. She asked me to follow her down the corridor to the meeting room. On the way there, the place is set like a beehive of work cubicles. I came face to face with a tall redhead female employee that was coming in to work, around 30, maybe 5/10, but hey, she’s a redhead, so my beer-like goggles can easily see a 7/10 out of her. I couldn’t help but smile to her and say hi. She smiled and entered her cubicle. I must have left a bloody trail of cloud in that small aisle with all I was wearing (lol). I even forgot to add a cover scent. I’d say the Royale V1 scent was predominant which is not a bad thing, it’s great.
I was brought in the meeting room and had been told by the secretary, before she left, that the interviewers would be there shortly. I visualized mentally the lady on the picture to be prepared to be a light flirt the moment I see her. However, I was sad to see that the table in the meeting room was fricking huge. It’s one of those oval tables, two-feet deep, hollowed-out in the middle, looking like a miniature olympic track and field with a damn Hogwart’s courtyard in the middle. Trouble is, there was going to be approximately an 8-feet distance between me and the interviewers. So I made the most of my time alone in the room, I hovered around, made sure to touch each of the interviewers chairs with my product-laced hands. And I pumped my shirt like crazy a few times. I finally sat down at my designated seat and waited for them.
Three persons entered the room. The first one, the lady on the pic (Lady #1), walked all the way around the olympic-size table to greet me and shake my hand. She had a large smile, just like on the pic. Seems like her natural mode. This was probably going to be my only chance in a while to get her into my cloud, so I made a prolonged handshake. The kind of handshake where you take the person’s hand, and before actually shaking, you engage conversation to gain time and then finish the shake a few seconds later. It seemed to work, she had very wide eyes all the time she was near me, nothing DIHL, but definitely not a bored look. She introduced herself as being the regional director. A man (Man #1) was among the three persons. He was in his 60s with grey hair, very slim, who looked like a sympathetic lawyer or something. Man #1 was the second one to make the journey on my side to shake my hand. I made the same kind of manoeuver with the handshake. I think I repeated his name and asked was his title was. It turned out he was also a regional director for the same ministry, but in a contiguous geographic region. The second lady (Lady #2) was the other lady whose name was CC’ed in the appointment email. She came all the way around the table too. She was probably 28, I’d say, with dark blonde hair and looking very cute, actually, I’d say 8/10. She has the same type of position I was being interviewed for… a direct future colleague, in a way. I thought: ‘‘I sure have seen worse looking colleagues than this one’’
! I gave a more delicate handshake. I made my best to give her the look. She had very wide open eyes, but not in a naive way like her boss, she looked more like compelled or fascinated. I’d dare compare that to DIHL. She did not take her eyes off me when she came around the table, when she introduced herself and shook my hand and when she went back. She easily could have bumped into a chair or something on her way. I’ll admit I was a bit aroused by this. The others did not seem to notice she was fixated on me. So they sat down.
The interview was to be in three parts: skills/past jobs summary, real-life situations what-would-you-do’s and a twenty minutes written essay to do in private at the end (is this the fricking Breakfast Club or what?). I won’t bore you to death with the usual questions and answers, let’s just note a few highlights. Lady #1 was very jolly and smily during all the interview. There were lots of eye contact from her, but always appropriate. I’ll confess that one thing I find akward when meeting more than one interviewer is who do I look and when. I don’t want to look like a dumb panning security camera… When there are three interviewers, man, that’s even weirder. Of course, I probably naturally tended to look more at the good-looking ladies, but I gave a few glances to the man also and when I was answering his questions, I made sure to look mainly at him to balance things out. The problem I had was that the two ladies were wearing skirts (out of all things) and thanks to the layout of the table, I had a nice distracting view, on both of them. Lady #1 was sitting with her legs very closed in a self-conscious way, she had nice legs but it looked professional. Lady #2 on the other hand had her legs partially opened half of the time and the rest of time she had a leg resting on her opposite thigh and I could see quite far up her leg. She’s a nice lady, I tell you. I noticed lady#2 had a damn hard time taking her eyes off me either when I was talking, listening, or looking at the others, I believe that was strong DIHL. She asked very few questions, maybe one or two. Those were my favorites because it let me delve deep into her gaze to answer, I was very wordy answering THOSE questions to gaze longer. When you finish answering someone’s question, the person will normally nonverbally go like ‘oh yeah’, ‘good’ or ‘hm hm’ and lower the eyes, take notes on the sheet of paper, things like that. She just went on gazing hard like I was going to have to snap my fingers to shake her out of it or something. That young lady was hit damn hard, don’t think it was a HBT (i.e. hit by a truck) because of her wide eyes, but all I can say, she was hit way much harder than her female boss. Man #1 was just being jolly and nice, he came up with a few trick questions, but I was good at answering them. Regarding real-life situation questions, I nailed them. They told me they had three other candidates to meet and that I would have news quite fast.
Before they left, Lady #1 came once again all the way around the table to shake my hand. So did Man #1. They both left saying they’d let Lady #2 tell me about the essay I had to write. Lady #2 then made the long winding trip around the table to shake my hand. I gave her a strange dual handshake that I spontaneously came up with. I did put my left hand outside her right hand and I then put my right hand inside her right hand. This should be in the textbook of flirty professional handshakes. The current flowed right through her, I swear she stopped breathing for five seconds. Instant wet panty, 98% certainty. She had that deer look again, I don’t think she blinked her eyes for the whole minute we were alone in the room. Yes, I hear you think, this might backfire. Thing is, the second I’m out of there, the lady boss will go see her and ask: ‘‘Would you get along with that guy?’’. And the closer to ‘‘Fuck yeah!’’ is her answer, the more chance I have to land the job. Time will tell if my strategy will pay in spades. She told me that the subject of the essay was on the sheet and specified that the goal was to see my writing skills more than the contents. Good thing, because the subject was pure philosophy. ‘‘Describe your greatest pride.’’. Geez. I came up with something and made sure to achieve perfect grammar and syntax, I used a few thesaurus words along the way. My graphology is terrible, so I made extra efforts to be readable.
Sadly, it was the secretary who came back 20 minutes later to pick up the sheet and escort me out of the building. I had not the chance to see Lady#2 again, but that was not her call. The secretary just told me that Lady #1 had asked her, on her way out of the room, to get the sheet in twenty minutes time, so nothing to do with Lady #2…
To summarize the suspected effects of the mix. A314 Rev 32 made me take the lead of the interview on at least three occasions, when I realized this, I politely passed the puck back. IG made me very solid to difficult questions, helped me come out as an experienced and solid guy. A314 Royale V1 did what it does best, helped me mesmerize an unsuspecting damzel and imprint myself in her mind. P96, I wish, will make lady #1 and #2 want me in, with a stronger final imprint on #2. The IH helped me know how many candidates there are (you’re usually never told that) and helped me learn from the get-go that the ‘temporary job’ was to become automatically a permanent job after the first year. Lady #1 added that it’s usually a secret, though, but added she did not mind telling me that. I guess that’s the HR’s professional equivalent of spreading one’s legs
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Something I have noticed, now that I am experienced with Rev 32, Royale V1 seems somewhat less viscous (i.e. a bit more runny) than Rev 32, so the technique to get drops has to be adapted accordingly, but it’s no big deal.
At home, my girlfriend was very cuddly. She gave me lots of spontaneous hugs. I had not worn A314 Royale V1 for a long time around her and I’ll remind you that she was just crazy about the scent. She took whiffs in my neck. She did not comment, but she seemed happy to get that smell back. I spent a very nice afternoon and evening with my boys, they were very affectionate and they were looking for my attention in a good way.
A female neighbor in her late 30s came knocking at the door, she wanted to talk with my girlfriend. As I opened the door, she made a strange surprised laugh and seemed wowed. She is not usually that energic and enthusiastic. Whatever cloud knocked her in the face, it was potent. I know that lady to be very impassible, usually. Think of Homer’s sister-in-laws talking… She was like a bubbly college girl now.