Crazy 6AM IS/B SelfTest

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I’m bored… really bored…

I’ve been up since 1am, it’s 6am now…

I grabbed a shiner bock, my pipe and some sun flower seeds…

know what this means?

Time for another session of reading “The Game”

And a self test of Instant Sexiness Var. B.

I’m that bored…listening to dance music

IS/B Self Test

5:58AM CST - 1 Spray IS/B - lower right front neck

Initial Impressions: smells almost Neroli but with female musk, does smell womanly sexy…

6:02AM CST -

Kinda turned on right now… strong impulse to watch a skin flick…

6:04AM CST -

The bock can’t be kicking in this quick, I’ve had like 3 swiggs… I’m relaxed, I kinda wish someone was here to cuddle Lmfao… this sucks

6:08AM CST -

I keep catching the scent at different intervals, but it just makes me want to bury my nose in my own neck.. can’t reach so it’s frustrating… GRR, should have sprayed on wrist so I could huff it AHAH

6:14AM CST -

I can smell it… and I simply love it… wtf… my heart rate has increased… if a girl was wearing it, I’d be having my way with that right now… SHIT SON!@

6:18AM CST -

I notice myself taking long staggered breaths… almost like I wanna huff this stuff, my heat is still going… man is this what this stuff does to women… no wonder we get hits like we do… it’s almost intoxicating… strange… yet very arousing… I would be wondering why I am so attracted to this woman right now… but if I was dazzled.. I’d be loving every second of it… My heart feels like it slowed down, even though it is still pumping away quick…

6:27AM CST -

Kinda mellowed out, heart rate is back at rest, feel more reserved again… improved mood, skin is kinda sensitive feels nice… positive outlook

6:30AM CST -

one shiner down, starting lucky number 2, and have a smoke from the ol’pipe

6:37AM CST -

Pretty good mood right now, still loving this smell… skin is still sensitive in a good way, smell and touch makes me want to close my eyes and enjoy it… getting kinda sleepy now…

6:46AM CST -

loving this stuff, almost done with second shiner, I smell fantastic… girly.. but this smells good! Skin still sensitive, sorta disliking my favorite pipe tobacco.. wtf.. loving my salty sunflower seeds… really liking this… still feeling sleepy..

6:57AM CST -

feeling tired, may be insomnia catching up to me after two beers … it’s almost 7am, im going to try to go lay down and sleep, bpm back at 120… extremely hungry, love something sweet…, um… nice test, will try tomorrow with my A314 and Raw Power ohhhh ahhhhh, see what happens at work and school and lunch LOL

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IS/B on a Male
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Good test & awesome report. Thanks for doing that.

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BUMP!..

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Awesome. Or, as the crazy kids say these days, “Excellent.”

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I will not be doing this test again…

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This may be a good idea.

The same way I will not be ever going to Australia again. I got drunk, called some guy a wanker, punched a waitress, tried to have sex with an emu, and passed out on a beach somewhere. Woke up two weeks later, naked, back in my apartment in the States, with no idea how I got there or where my clothes were.

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Hahaha, props to you for doing this, awesome.

Seems Im going to have to give my IS/b a try soon. :Ð Im sorry your neck can’t bend in such ways as to bury your nose in it. :frowning:

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Thanks KatieA, I’m a fan of your posts, thanks for checking out one of mine :wink:

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Also, I should probably stop trying to be funny because apparently NOBODY THINKS I’M FUNNY, goddamnit.

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…I am still laughing at the EMU thing, I saw that talked about on the Playboy channel once… weird stuff…

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Excellent. I’m sorry I ever doubted myself.

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LOL the stones on this one HAHA

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Well, I’m one of those great guys you keep hearing so much about. You know, with all that stuff we great guys do. Incidentally, I can’t seem to remember exactly what it is that we do. Can you remind me? That thing we do with that thing that makes us great, I definitely do lots of that. Oh yes. Spread the word.

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…Cunnilingus…

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Oh, I do that. All day long. ALL THE TIME. … Over 24 hours per day, yup yup. Absolutely.

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…your tongue must be the size of a small dwarf…

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It’s approximately twenty-nine inches long and as thick and muscular as a python. Can’t fit in my mouth though. Have to walk around with the thing hanging out.

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…im leaving that alone, cuz tisha would use the ban stick…

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I can use it to swing from tree to tree, though.