Dangerous: a Valentine's Day 2010 story about my redheaded ex of 5 years ago

I have been away for a while, busy taking care of family and working on my business. This story that I have to share begins on Valentine’s Day, 2010.

I was hanging out with my friend D, and we were just drinking beer, watching Adult Swim, and chilling. It was 3 am when I got out, and on the way home I decided on a whim to see if my redheaded ex still lived in the same place she did when we split up 5 years ago. To my surprise, she did. Obviously, I didn’t stop, just drove by slowly to get the address and I was planning to send her a letter saying hello.

On the way home, it crossed my mind that I had a rather unique opportunity here. It was Valentine’s Day, just three hours in… now normally I do not celebrate or partake in VDay at all for various reasons (not the least of which is my masculine pride), but given that she and I split up on bad terms and I thought maybe we could be friends now, I thought I would do something that would shock her into responding. So instead of driving home, I went and bought two bouquets, one of roses and one of daisies, because I know she likes daisies and I know roses are expected, and for this to work, I couldn’t have bases uncovered.

Mind you, I have given flowers to a woman only a few times before, ever. I just don’t do it unless it’s genuinely heartfelt. That way it always means something.

Anyway, I left these two bouquets on her car and a note that said I would like to talk with her. I knew that it would take a day for her to consult her friends to decide what to do, and then she would call me… boy do I know her. She did exactly that.

So I was thinking friends, and she was obviously thinking flowers = romance, because when we got together that afternoon, she’s talking about “tonight’s date”. Wha? Okay, I’ll play along.

It quickly became apparent, from what she did and said that she was aiming her guns at me. You know… the marriage guns? Yikes.

Anyway, enough back story. Tonight was her birthday and she asked me to accompany her to the Olive Garden for dinner. I needed a break, so it being her birthday, I agreed. I asked the calculator what would be the best thing to wear, and one particular answer caught my eye. It said that if I wore 3 sprays of PS, I’d get laid like a rock star.

Now I was having a hard time believing this, because, well, I don’t know… but more out of curiosity than wanting sex, or sex with her, I put on three sprays after my shower and went out.

It didn’t take long to start seeing that once again, my calculator was right. I think the tables around us must have heard many things this evening that they might not have wanted to hear… lol and then afterward she started becoming very lovey-dovey and calling me baby and sweetie like she always used to, and then she asked me where we could go to f*ck.

:open_mouth:

Well… let’s just say she was insatiable, and even after Round 1, she was raring to go. Unfortunately, we had run out of time and privacy, so there was no more but HOLY SH*T, I had forgotten how accurate my calculator is and how powerful PS is. Three sprays, just like I designed it for. She was horny and asking for more all the way home. And telling me I did everything right, and she was frustrated that she was still horny. lol

Wow. Gotta start taking that stuff more seriously, or she’s gonna be proposing to me next.

Just thought you might enjoy the story. :slight_smile: And yes, I am still planning to try to get a batch of PS for me to sell made… just not sure where the funding is coming from atm.

Great report!
Apologies for my ignorance. What is the ps pheromone?

Dang, what is this “PS” stuff?? I guess I’ve been away from here too long, cuz I never heard of that stuff before. I think I want it now!

PS = Panty Scorcher. I have about four sprays left. I haven’t been using it or any other pheromone for a while because I just haven’t been getting out… spending all my time either sitting in my office, or driving mom to and from five minute doctor’s appointments that take 1.5 hours to drive to, and then another 1.5 hours to drive back from. I never see anyone but family these days. So this “date” was quit a shock when it had this effect.

Is the panty scorcher an experimental mx mix? If so which one?

mx331-334

cat, which mx were you using? or was this one of the originals that weren’t assigned a mx yet?

So, if I spray myself with all of those MX’s, (331, 332, 333, 334), then that IS the panty scorcher mix??

No each one of those are panty scorchers I reckon.

Here we are again talking about the legendary PS (MX331-334).

At some point just talking about this without re-releasing it (or at least releasing it in some form) becomes masturbation. Is this not what the pher. community has been searching for all this time? Now we have it (or at least something close), and we’re just sitting on our hands.

This is possibly the best reviewed mix I have ever seen on this board (including my own experiences), so we either need to sh*t or get off the pot. Period.

AD : What do you need from us to get this released?

The Legendary Panty Scorcher. I still have 1/4 of a bottle of MX333 left that I save for super special occasions. I’ve used up the rest of the MX’s in that series (and enjoyed it) but MX333 was the most magical for me. :cool:

You could pick the best MX out of the group lets say MX333 and then have a pre-order for it.

That way your reduceing the inital start up cost (focousing on one also means more orders can be filled with that specific one as oposed to a pack) and second you have guaranteed revenues from your preorder being your money to get started…

eheh they have to relise PS, I am getting the itch to try it,

By the way catlord17 what is that magic calculator of yours? What did you consult? Someone? Your head? A program?

what calculator is he talking about?:slight_smile:

It’s CL’s own calculator that he won’t share probably for business reasons.

Comon CL, how about telling us which MX of PS you used? How many hours into into the sprays did hits come?

Yeah guys don’t bug him about the calculator. We all have our own trade secrets and CL obviously has some real “influential” weight to swing around considering everyone wants Panty Scorcher.

The idea of a Holy Grail Mix is quite exciting but an idea still quite in vain. Ideals are meant for us to work harder towards getting to the Zenith of whatever aspect of life were pursuing. Our society will always try to reach a state of utopia but with that in mind we will always know that it is and will always be out of reach.

I’m not saying PS isn’t good or perhaps even the best mix ever made. It’s just that from what I’ve seen no mix is perfect for every scenario or gal that we’re trying to pursue. Each molecule and each combination of molecules has its place and that will never change. But in the end I can’t stop anyone from living the pipe dream of “sex in a bottle” as dreaming at the end of the day is free and wonderful.

I was using PS-R0x. Which happens to be one of the MXs. But I don’t know which one, although I strongly suspect one… but I’m not saying. :slight_smile:

Easier said than done, I’m afraid. There are things preventing me from just magically jumping in at the deep end and buying a five gallon jug of it to sell. Believe me, I’d love to, but as things stand right now, I am pushing my resources to the limit taking care of my family and trying to make ends meet. So unless you’d like to throw some Gs my way, we’re gonna have to wait until things are a little less hectic for me on this.

Good idea. But there’s an even more precious resource necessary to do that, which I am low on lately… time. I thought I was going to have time to call Jaz today, and ended up spending all day at the VA hospital in WPB taking care of mom’s doctor appointments… and when I got home, I just instantly crashed. I worked all night last night, and tonight I have just as much work to do. So believe it. I’m working on it. Just no clones running around yet. :slight_smile:

I was using PS-R0x. Which MX it was made into, I don’t know. But it took about 30 minutes for the first hits to start and an hour before she was sex obsessed. From there until we parted she was all sex, all the time. If I hadn’t been so completely not-there emotionally, it would have been a much better situation. I really shouldn’t have induced sex, because that’s not what I wanted with her. I was just having a hard time believing the damned calculator.

Panty Scorcher is a pheromone mix, not a miracle. I don’t think there is a “Holy Grail” mix. Just like any other pheromone or pheromone mix, the wrong dose of PS will fail spectacularly, just as the right dose will using it with the wrong circumstances or the wrong woman.