So at first I was concerned about the alteration of my initial pheromone signature. Apparently I shouldn’t be worried about that and as of a little while ago, I now have a new theory about my pheromone usage.
So without further adieu…
DAY ONE:
The package from DHL came. I usually don’t get excited about much, but I won’t even lie when I say I was smiling like a damn fool as I tore open the package. Just simply the ramifications involved with such impending experiments made my mind spin.
Anyway, I had a an invitation to go christen my new hookah and enjoy the great outdoors with some of my friends, who were in fact all girls. I threw on 1 shot o AMMO and around 4 shots of Instant Shine and left. Not a whole lot occurred while we were all hanging out. A few of my male associates were there as well, along with a few girls I didn’t know. A few of the guys left, along with two of the girls. I ended up leaving because I was invited to a movie with some of my other friends and everyone at the hookah party started getting a bit too blazed from the joint being passed around.
Two Things:
- Everyone seemed incredibly enthusiastic about the hookah and all wanted to play with it… and not just simply smoke it but fiddle with it all over.
- This one girls who I’ve barely seen since two years ago could not stop looking at me. Obvious deer in the headlights, but almost trance-like in the way she just couldn’t look away.
Nothing noteworthy during the movie, and even the rest of night. Afterwards, we went back to one of my friend’s houses and lit up a few more hookah bowls, just to further break it in. By midnight I was so burnt out from basically breathing in more hookah than air all day that I crashed and went to bed
DAY 2:
Woke up at one and was immediately invited downtown with one of my friends. Haven’t seen her in a while so figured this would be a nice time to continue the experimentation. Threw on 1 shot of AMMO and 3 shots of Instant Shine. She picked me up and was in a really smiley, uppity mood. I of course immediately blamed the Instant Shine, but she’s like this some times.
Ended up at a cafe downtown where we met up with a few of my other friends. Everyone was finishing their meal and was about to leave, but I ordered something and they decided to stick around. Social mix was 3 other males and three females, including the friend I showed up with. One of the girls couldn’t stop commenting about my order, basically giving me crap for ordering it because it looked nasty and definitely wasn’t delicious. Too bad I loved it. SHE’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE DELICIOUSNESS OF THE GYRO!
Everyone ended up leaving and I ended up with the friend I arrived with. She talked to me about this boy she liked, but who had sex with some other girl, and so was in her shit list, but she still wanted to talk with him…
Highschool drama is pretty awesome… NAWT!
Ended up leaving her downtown because she had a few errands to run. Sister came and picked me up and I went home. Stuck around for a few hours. Mother came home and was immediately invited out to dinner. So I had to scrounge around…
Or did I?
Brace for epic story ending.
This one girl who I’ve been talking to for a while, but haven’t seen in a year or so, invited me over for dinner tonight. I actually suggest we have dinner because I’m a lazy bastard and while I make a pretty criminal omelette, she was having ceasar salad and anyone who passes up that is almost pretty criminal. So, seeing as how I have not seen her in the least, I refreshed on the 1 shot of AMMO and I believe it was 5 shots of Instant Shine. She came to pick me up (sister broke my car) and it was off to her house.
Her parents had just gotten home, so it ended up being a family dinner. I was a bloody smashing two thumbs up hit with her mom and dad. I won’t lie, I know how to carry on conversation, but this was absurd. I was pretty certain no one in the universe cared so much about Architecture as they did this evening. Long dinner short, I rocked it hard and I have myself and the Instant Shine to thank.
We left a bit later to go back and get the hookah from my friends house. This girl wanted to come in with me while I got it so who was I to say no? We packed it up and left, but I noticed that her eyes were on me for the most part and there the conversation flowed pretty fluidly. At this point, it hadn’t become awkward and we’d been talking all evening.
We ended up going over to another friends house with the hookah and having a backyard hookah party with blankets, pillows, futons, tea, and munchies. Besides the hookah, I was the life of the party (there were 5 other people here, besides me and the girl of the evening) so that worked out well. I ended up snuggling with this girl for most of the evening, to the questioning of my friends, who knew her slightly, but were not usual acquaintances. Eventually, everyone else had to go to bed and so I was left with this girl in the kitchen. Kissing ensued and I suggested we sleep over, just to prevent anything from becoming a conflict at either her house or mine.
“No Jake, I’m not comfortable doing it here.”
Long story short, as I write this, I’m pretty sure I could be mistaken for wearing some Instant Jerk.
So, thoughts:
- Instant Shine, in the doses that I used, didn’t work a whole lot (so far) but I will continue the testing and see if higher doses cause any sort of gleeful reaction. I still want to go for that “laugh track” effect that Data4 was talking about.
- AMMO was effective after shot #2 today. At least I think so. Given that me and this girl had already been talking before tonight, I believe AMMO was exactly what I expected as a ‘social lubricant’ at making a snowball into a rolling meteor of frozen justice.
- Girls who I hadn’t hung around with for a while were far more susceptible to the effects of the sprays. Either this is the lovely effects of the friend zone, or is just an indicator that I’m not using enough or the right product to get results. Two days are not enough for a complete conclusion.
- AMMO received a “you smell sexy” from one of my male friends, a “Jake, are you wearing that stupid Axe shit” from my sister, and a “Are you wearing cologne? Because I really like it.” from noted day #2 girl.
Conclusion: I laughed pretty hard. It was all so entertaining and I’m pretty sure this might become a usual thing. I also liked the buzz from Instant Shine and both products smell pretty good. I’ll jump on the rest of the Instant Social line just because I want to see Instant Honesty and Instant Openness in action. Anyway, there’s far more testing to be done in order to get the information I want for the products I have. In fact, there is always more testing to be done.
There is never. enough. testing.
Day 2 report was the best i have read so far. I smiled when i was reading your reports as you are getting good hits there. Anyway yes as you say there is more testing to be done so keep posting more reports 
Reps for your reports