Something happened to me while I was wearing A314 now I’m too scared to use it. Here’s what happened:
A mate of mine is a two time national grand champion in boxing and I’m an Asian geek with very little muscle mass.
He came over yesterday after work with his very hot girlfriend (as all grand champions do I guess) and the plan was to watch a movie I recently purchased. At the time I had about four drops of A314 applied to my neck and arms - I usually do this every weekday for respect at work.
About five minutes into the movie, he said he wanted to go get some grog and will be back in ten minutes, we paused the movie and I was alone with his girlfriend. Almost immediately after he stepped out the door, she put her arms around me, I shocked at what was happening, AFAIK she only likes muscly guys plus I didn’t want to do what I thought was happening to a good friend. So I shrugged her off and sat on a different couch. She was persistent though. She came over, sat beside me and started flirting (I didn’t flirt back I swear!) then she put her hands on my legs and started working towards my groin.
When I heard my mate come back, I was relieved, I thought she would finally stop making me uncomfortable. But she didn’t, she couldn’t keep her hands off me, and my mate had to drag her off of me, but still he couldn’t stop her from flirting with me. Eventually he said “that’s enough, we’re going” and they were gone. I had thought that was the last of it.
This morning while I was at work, my mate called me. He said his girlfriend broke up with him, apparently because she wanted to go out with me instead. He thought I went behind his back and did something with her while he was gone but I told him I didn’t do anything and that she came onto me. He doesn’t quite believe me but said he will give me the benefit of the doubt this time only.
Now I’m a bit worried about wearing A314 in fear that I might end up with a fractured skull. In the past, A314 has only ever drove away women I’m trying to pick up, so I replace it with IG on weekends. But now when I think about it, they’ve only ever been Asian women, perhaps A314 is the magic potion for white girls, especially those who likes professional boxers.
I’m interested to know if there is anything that can counter the effects of A314 quickly without having to take a shower?