My friend Dave went to a gentlemen’s club. Now first you should know that Dave is an attractive guy, but I am straight as an arrow, he comes to see me the next day, and I swear that I feel attracted to him, like… that, I remember thinking to myself, THIS IS MY FRIEND! could be the fact that I haven’t had sex in a long time or perhaps that I find him attractive “in a non-sexual kind of way, no-homo” I ask him where he has been and what he has been up to, and he tells me, I went to a gentleman’s club. I have a very weak sense of smell, and he, a very strong one, and he asks, can’t you smell the perfume that they wear??? I get closer and sure enough, a very pleasant, yet farmilliar odor is smellable. He then tells me, that his wife loves it when he comes back, because they often have a wild night after “instant jerk effect?”, I ask ?“does this always happen”, to which he replies, “only when I go to this one place” I have to wonder, do the dancers wear pheromones, and is there anything that can be done? I hope that this doesn’t offend anyone, and if it does please understand that it is in the sake of knowledge, and knowledge gained, perhaps the information gleaned from answers here can help someone. Let me know if I should chnge terminology, to be more friendly. I can’t stand to offend people, especially women, as grudes are often not expressed, and held for a lifetime.
Thanks,
Kevin