I was listening to the BBC on the way home last night and they were talking about an attack by a Muslim separatist group in the southern Philippines called the “Moro Islamic Liberation Front” or the “MILF’s”.
Anyone think they get it? 
Terrorist MILF’s 
Haha, those are some MILFs you won’t see on Desperate Housewives..err..who knows? Maybe a short cameo.
Same as the Earth Liberation Front - It’s hard to be scared of ELF’s, frolicking among the trees … 
Ya, I forgot about them.
LOL
ok, its clearly the end as we know it when fear is struck by milfs and elfs.