Witches Hazel! I have been using this for awhile and it works for None, so I assume it would also work for Cops.
Think about it, Witches Hazel is an astringent, meaning that it cleans the garbage out of your pores! I prefer cleansing my skin rather than using something like peroxide which breaks down the chemical compounds.
Girls, been there. I spilled like two thirds of it on my bathroom counter. Out of desperation to save it, i took the side of my hand to scoop the remains left back into the bottle. I didn’t aim right so instead of going into the bottle, it went onto the floor. In the process I realized I hadn’t cleaned my counters for a while…so god knows what’s actually went into the bottle. I put the EW in EOW.
Call out a plumber, and install a webcam in the bathroom before he shows up. I can just see the expression on the poor idiots face. 
Hahahaha…
OMG OMG ROFLMAO PIMP - Plumber - Webcam!
Wouldnt that be great for an episode of candid camera!
Would he be like the character Lassie in the Porkys movie? Sniff Sniff…Arrrroooooooooooooooooooo!!!