I put on some eow today, then left home. Normal phero cloud day (ie-attention up my arse). Came home. Friend is looking through my things. My eow is sitting on top of my dresser. I come in just in time to hear her say, “what’s this?” and see her drop the partially open bottle into my underwear drawer.
eow everywhere. My room smells like an eow factory. I threw all the contents of the drawer into the wash, and scrubbed the dresser, but the eow is not budging! I have left my window open to let out the stench.
The good news is, men within a 2 mile radius will be flocking to my house.
Very little eow was spared. I am so sad those little pheros never got to live up to their potential. I am ordering some more now as we speak. Can’t go without my eow . . .
Any suggestions how to get out the rancid vagina smell? Sheesh. Any hope it will fade away in a few days?
You could try buying a bag of charcoal briquets (not the kind with the lighter fluid built it!!) and putting them in your drawer, they would probably absorb some of the smell, but you would have to throw them away after about 24 hours and then replace with new briquets if you can still smell the EOW.
You said you opened the window. . .please post and let us know if there is a circle of men under your window, howling with lust!
Okay, now that my giggles have subsided, I can say that I can perfectly imagine what you felt and saw at that moment. Nooooooooo!!!.. Like a moment suspended in time. Oh, you must have been so pissed at your friend. What did she say after the smell was unleashed?
And my oh my, those are some powerful undies you have got there…
She apologized profusely, and was thoroughly confused by the smell, but it’s my own fault for not closing it properly this morning. It WAS like a suspended moment in time!! Slow motion, “Noooooooooo!” erupted from my lips, and I think the world came to a sudden and brief halt.
The good news is that the paties took the brunt of it.
Oh yeah… I bet you could make a killing off of them on Ebay. Just sell them individually as used, but laundered painties. Wait for some pervert to buy a pair. And after he gets them, he will be begging to buy more.
