I don’t know which I loved more. . .rancid vagina. . .copulin crucible . . .pungent panty backstory . . .used panty store. (ROFL, dog looking at me like I’ve lost it.)
Excellent News: we’ve gone from rancid to fruity vagina.
Wish I could take credit for ‘rancid vagina’, but I actually saw it on another thread. I think a guy described it as that actually . . . hum . . .
Now if I could just make the serenading outside my window stop . . . “Stop! Go away! There’s no sex here!”
“But leave your name and number and I’ll get back to you.”
xoxo
jp
Whew!
Yeah, that was Michael. I nearly died laughing when I first read that.
Oh, my God, brilliant. 
Gee… amazing what interesting stories you find while browsing the women’s forum. 
I must admit it’s a great place to call home. :o
Oh my god JP this is so funny. I keep my EOW in a air tight container in my closet. I can smell it right through the bottle and the one time I did leave it on my dresser while I was getting dressed my cat jumped up there and gave it a good swat as if to say “get rid of this smelly crap”.
Good luck getting the smell out
Tisha
Good lord, JP you are living Everywoman’s EOW nightmare. I had mine packed in my suitcase since you can hardly take anything on a plane (and what if you spilled it on the PLANE? What then? What if the security people took it out of your purse and asked what it was, and then smelled it 
) and worried about the consequences of it getting broken or spilling in my luggage. Assuming my luggage would ever to get to where I was going, after being humped by every baggage handler from here to Vegas, or that I would want it if it did. They probably really shouldn’t allow the stuff on planes.
But this…you have a major enviromental spill, and a HECK of a phero experiment. If you aren’t an expert on EOW die down by the end of this, I don’t know who will be. And that it spilled in the panty drawer - that is one rich metaphor you have going on, lol.
Of course, the greatest breakthroughs come from accidents. If it dies down to something bearable, we’ll all be sprinking it in the panty drawer, on the bed sheets, etc.
lmao@ this entire thread. funny stuff girls.
Ha ha, I was thinking this same thing. Keep us updated!
You girls are hilarious. 
You know, the funny thing is, I have always kept my pheromone stash in my panties drawer, but thankfully there has never been any accidents! I always figured any seepage would give me extra “pantie power.” (I am now envisioning a super-women donning a pair of panties and a cape with a P emblazoned on it.)
Ah, the morning after . . . embarassment, insecurity, questions . . . “Will he call?”, “Does he look at me as just a sex toy?”, “What happens now?” . . . and then, when you think it couldn’t get any more humiliating—
Oh, wait—we’re talking about the morning after the eow spill?
Oh, uh, right. Yes, I totally mean that. Ahem. Getting on with it then . . .
The smell is virtually gone. But, I also took some huge measures last night to try and remedy the problem. I scrubbed the desk with comet cleaner, washed my affected delicates twice (some didn’t get any eow on them but they still smelled. I left those, however, as a little experiment 
), and then febreezed (air effects) the whole room. I then attacked the desk with the regular febreeze (yeah, my desk is made of wood and not fabric. Your point?) But apparently it worked, because voila, this morning (ah yes, I also left the window a crack open all night) the smell is gone!
The serenaders, on the other hand, are not.
“Can you go away? Can you just go away?!?”
xoxo
jp
p.s. Whether the eow has caused my room and unwashed panties to have super powers is yet to be seen. But if you feel the need to sprinkle a little, yes, the smell does go away.
good to hear,girly!
i also forgot to mention, BORAX is amazing for getting scent out of stuff.
that and oxyclean
Thanks for the tip, Lor. I spilled a bunch of Essence of Woman on my jeans once, a while back… wish I knew that then. Wouldn’t have had to change my pants to go hang out with the guys…
Good golly!
I returned my bottle of EoW because it had a rancid rotten-cheese smell. They are supposedly going to send me another bottle.
I pray that you didn’t get a bottle from the bad batch that I had… because I would move to the next county…no, make that the next STATE if I spilled even a drop of that crap in my house. YIKES!!
I think my favorite phrase from this thread is Power Panties, or a superheroine with copulin-soaked pants. hee!
Sort of like edible panties or crutchless! Cause they are SURE going to want to GORGE on them and what’s inside!
April
gasp
April! Dirty!
So, the smell is gone, but I am still curious about the pheromones. Are pheromones just as strong when you can’t smell them? Is EOW still effective after sitting on some clean unmentionables for two days?
I guess there’s really only one way to find out—hehehe . . . (devilsh laugh)
Thanks for the the tip Lor, I’ve actually never even heard of BORAX. Huh. Better go check it out!
xoxo
jp
I think it is supposed to smell like rancid rotton cheese LOL
Tisha
Indeed it is! It smells horrible at first, AKMedic, but dries down to a barely-noticable fruity scent within fifteen minutes or so. I was pretty iffy about the stench when I got my first bottle, too. But your bottle was perfectly normal. Trust me, all the ladies here have had their scare with the smell, but it DOES go away. And in all honesty, even if it didn’t, I’d probably still wear it - it’s easily coverable with something vanilla-based, and even smelling like cheese (which, for the record, my punk hates with a PASSION) my guy was all over me. Stuff’s fantastic.
I understand that it’s supposed to smell a bit funky…but my bottle was obviously bad. See my thread about it: EoW arrived today