EST Communist Revolution at Borders Books, and I Smelled Like Miss Piggy Pink Banana

Today I got compliments ga-lore. On my glasses, outfit, purse, complexion, demeanor, intelligence, and funniness. Sheesh! How big is my head now?

Seriously ladies, if you want universal love and world peace to follow you wherever you go, wear 3 sprays of 50 mcg EST. All day I witnessed strangers being nice to one another.

For example, I was in a bookstore with my best gf; and at the coffee counter, we both witnessed the lady ahead of us buy a truffle from the cashier just to give it back to the cashier as a present. When the lady had asked the cashier which truffle she liked best, the cashier had assumed the lady was asking for a recommendation. It was the sweetest thing ever! All of us nearby ended up grinning at each other like fools.

Anyway. We’re so often told: pamper yourself. Do something just for you, not him. Well, I’m telling ya, maxing out on EST is a better self indulgence than the day spa or an elaborate bubble bath/pedi. It’s up there with cookies(!), indulgencewise.

See, my current situation is that I’m sick. :frowning: Poor little old me! I have this cough that makes me sound like a constantly barking little Yorkie. I’ve kind of turned to the EST to keep people from getting too exasperated by it. (In the picture below, the Yorkie represents me and the pink bow represents EST. What does the pocket represent? Man, I dunno. I’m sick! Don’t pressure me.)

http://www.buypuppiesdirect.com/images/yorkie5.jpg

The unexpected bonus is that I’ve gone and become a major love and affection magnet. Hi-dose EST is like a love-oriented Instant Honesty. I’ve found out so many wonderful things other people think of me. Just out of the blue. :slight_smile: If you have EST–> wear large doses every now and again just for you. You’ll find out all the sweet things people think and feel about you.

Back to the bubble bath. (You knew I’d eventually get around to the other topic of the thread title.:wink:) The funniest compliment I received all day was when this guy I barely know said I smelled like his kid sister’s Miss Piggy bubble bath. I had on my unscented Androtics EST and a bit of scented Phero Girl. Phero Girl smells like sexy honey. For dude to associate me with his childhood–he gushed about the sister, with his hand touching his heart all the while(!)–the EST must have been working on him.

If you missed out on Androtics EST or don’t qualify for it, you can get EST-heavy mixes at Love Potions. There is also an unmentionable, unlinkable wholesaler that provides it, but I’d much more recommend Androtics, or failing that, LP.

Best!
Kitten

Hahaha. The pocket represents the snuggles and comfort around you. I am so going to spray this. More loving, less fightin’. Hope you feel better Kitten!

PS it’s ok to have a big head. If you can’t have it online behind a screen where can you have it!!! Kewl beans.

Hey Kitten…

Sorry to hear you’re under the weather…

Enjoyable post… (shhh… ive enjoyed others too…:smiley:)
lol… I’m just about to embark on a literary summary (ha, yeah right) of my first experiences… but was drawn in by your title… :wink:

I want EST ! grrr… I already looked and its out of stock… :frowning:
ah well…

Hope you feel better soon!

Aw thanks, T Licious! That made me feel so good, I forgot to cough for a whole minute! Can’t wait to read your new literary summary!

Sugarspice, so brilliant! The pocket is snuggles. Warm and safe and near the heart. Soon as I can rep you again, I def will!

I love reading this post (I love puppies too :stuck_out_tongue: ), EST easily became a favorite of mine, love the way it affects my SO and others. Est alone is great, Est+Tah+IH makes for one sweet and cuddly combo. Can’t wait for it to be restocked!!

Oh my goodness! I want a snuggle with that puppy! She looks no bigger than a bottle of est.

150 mcg. is my favorite amount to wear. 3 spritzes to the land of love where husbands give great back scratches and serves you dinner too. :wink:

3 sprays of est and 5 of mx135 is my current favorite pairing. Hubs sticks to me like glue and we would so be arrested if I wore it in public.

That was the cutest post ever! Did you note your self effects? Your writing style is completely different than usual. Way more girly than your other posts…Was that the EST OD? Ok, so for your cough, you NEED Buckleys Cough Mixture. Tastes like sperm smells, but everyone at my mans job (3000+ employees) all SWEAR by it. At your local drugstore now! It actually does work.

Aww, I love to see things like this. Random acts of kindness make me want to give the world a hug :slight_smile: :roll_eyes:

I’m wanting EST more and MORE. Agh! But it’s expensive enough… and the price has been raised for me. Booo.

Nice report though, Kitten. Reps. The story made me smile and titter girlishly. :stuck_out_tongue:

Okay, so today I’m phero free and re-reading my post. Wow. That’s like some extreme girly Kitten going on there. Welcome to one of the many facets of my silly personality. Gotta love that little puppy!

Normally I wear just one spray of EST. Wearing 3 sprays of 50 mcg is sooo different than wearing 1. I hope others will experiment (or already have experimented?) with this dosage. 1 spray usually gets me nice one-on-one affection and a little extra care. 3 sprays seems to affect many more people and encourages heartfelt conversation. Has anyone else found this to be so? As to self effects, I found it incredibly easy to connect with others, whether we had a pre-existing relationship or not.

Thanks for reading!
Kitten

It reminds me of a time I opened my package with a broken bottle of TAH. I was borderline romantic poet without a point. And the guy who was over kept on speaking brazilian to me telling me I was a kitten. “Speaka englaise! I’m confused enough.”

Without EST he was kind of an aggressive a-hole. With EST he seemed more romantic. Sex was really sensual.

I did go clubbing with EST, people tend to fawn. My girlfriend super caring afterwards. Her girlfriend kept on holding onto my arm. But it was nothing out of the norm…I don’t think…

I was wearing painful shoes so I couldn’t really pay that much attention.

Fun report, Kit! :slight_smile: Will rep you, again, as soon as I can…

Love the pocket pup! I have a weakness for animals, especially sweet sick fluffy kittens…aw..feel better soon…what a trooper you are..sick and still making a report!
That alone is worth reps. :wink:

Bella

Great report and get better quick Kitten!

Hey thanks, Bella n Mark!
I feel a lot better now. So everybody’s nice thoughts must have done the trick! Thank you. :smiley:

Maybe I’ll report here again next time I megadose on EST, to have like a comparison report.
All the best,
Kitten

So if 150mcg is an OD, what would you say your usual dosage is?

Good question, Ariadne. :slight_smile:
Normal is one 50 mcg spray. 150 mcg is a lot but not quite (sorry to be an overly technical weenie about this word) an OD. To me an OD would entail negative effects or a person being phero-invisible due to overload. I bet I could maybe go 250 mcg at some point. Imagining all the luuuuuurve that would generate is a little disconcerting actually.
XXOO Best,
Kitten

I’m willing to give it my all and try this out… for the team! :smiley:

Ooooh! Doitdoitdoit!!!

Heheheh! Well, I have to wait until I have some! :frowning: As soon as I do, you will be hearing about this!

You will soon to LOL I didnt forget, I wanted to wait for my new order so I could have you sample some other goodies with me. I got some cool customs coming. It will be worth the wait. :wink:

Great post Kitten, Glad your feeling better

Tisha

I’ve worn up to 250 mcg. with out noticing a discernable difference from wearing 150 mcg. Thoughtless over spritzing not deliberate testing. :stuck_out_tongue:

I don’t see results at 50 mcg. but of course that could be my #1 test subject and that I have to knock him over the head with a big change to notice affect myself. Even at this high of mcg I’m plowing through this bottle I love it so much.