Ok, I was all excited that I got to go out last night and actually socialize with my new pheros on. I think alcohol was involved in the process of unsuspectingly ODing on my Ammo. I feel like an idiot.
Here is what I started with:
1 spray Ammo to chest
2 spray Ammo to the neck
1 spray Instant Female Magic to back of neck
1 spray Instant Shine to hair
At 38 I thought that I could handle the extra -none. In retrospect though I may have actually started out with too much Ammo in the first place. I workout daily so does this affect my natural -none production? Am I already puttin some out? Any thoughts on this would be helpful.
So, went to a sports bar to watch the UFC pay-per-view. As you could imagine this was “Sausagefest 2007”. The testosterone was a flowin’ in this place! Funny thing, this place is called “Emerson Biggins” Think about it for a sec…say the name out loud…it’ll come to ya…(stupid name huh?) It is a Hooters type of establishment. Real classy joint LOL!
Sat down at the bar waiting for my male friend to arrive. Waited on by a late 20 something blonde hottie bartender. Good immediate eye contact and nice smile as she waited on me. Nothing out of the ordinary though. I gave her my usual cocky funny routine throughout the night. She was very open/flirty at first and then seemed to shut down, become closed off and quiet toward me as the evening wore on and all the way until we left. I didn’t think I was getting any action from my pheros, so as the night progressed I went to the bathroom several times and proceeded to spray more Ammo on me to try and see results. The more drinks I had, the more Ammo I sprayed. I probably hit myself with 2 sprays to the neck 3 times over the course of 4 hours. Such a dork! I was frustrated that I wasn’t getting these awesome amazingly obvious hits so I think I was just purposefully trying to OD to see ANY kind of results. Even negative ones. My first hour there was probably my best. This was with my original application before I started to overdo it. But I might have already put too much Ammo on in the first place. What do y’all think?
My friend talked to me a lot at the beginning of the night, but he is always that way. It did seem that he got quiet at the end of the night. Were my -nones too threatening?
During the first hour the bartender smiled, kept eye contact with me, and was generally happy/flirty. (“Is this the Ammo or just her doing her job”, I wonder). During this time an unattractive trailer park girl with her boyfriend next to me at the bar suddenly turned to me and said “Hi” and then turned right back around and was all over her boyfriend. Didn’t really think much of it at the time. Then the spraying of the Patratt commenced.
As the night went on the bar got crowded and bartender chick got busy. This is when she started to shut down…she seemed like she was not in a good mood, at least around ME. I think it’s because she was just really busy, but it may be because of my Ammo OD. I even told her to smile at one point and said “it’s no big deal, it’s just a job, it’ll be okay”. No smile from her and I got the DIHL. My buddy laughed. At no point did she ever touch her hair when talking to me, but I noticed her messing with her hair ALL night when dealing with other customers away from me. Or she messed with her hair while drawing a beer or standing at the cash register. Is she just naturally a chick that messes with her hair all the time? She didn’t seem threatened by me when talking to her, just kind of closed off and pissy. I even thought I might be overdoing it with the -none so I sprayed IS on me everytime I did the Ammo. I was a Phero-mess. (Noobie rule #1 - leave the to-go bottles at home until you know what the hell you are doing)
Woke up this morning and noticed I used 3/4 of my togo bottle of IS! Just got it 2 days ago. Way to go dude.
The girl next to me never spoke to me again, kept her back to me, and was all over her boyfriend. BTW, guys that I came into contact with during the evening were generally friendly and open to me. No posturing or negative behavior from men. So did I OD the bartender? The girl next to me? My buddy?
After the UFC fight, my friend and I decide to go downtown to a club. He is 34 and a real wallflower when it comes to women. He knows it and is trying to work on it. I like to get out with him occasionally and I always feel like I am trying to help him. He doesn’t act like my wingman because he won’t talk to girls. So I end up being the Commander. I also like to kind of show off in front of him a little when we go out and I hope that I am helping him by providing some type of model. I by no means have a big game arsenal…just more than him. ![]()
So, last night at the club I do all the girl talking and even ask a girl to dance with my friend. She answers with “I have a boyfriend” There were an unusual amount of chicks with boyfriends in this place. This is the answer I received from 3 girls I asked to dance. Wasn’t just a line either, they were clearly standing right there with them. Hmmm…was my OD of Ammo giving me way too much confidence? Or maybe the alcohol? I stood right out next to an area where everyone walked right by me at one of those bar height tables and was posturing bigtime. Probably looked like a prowling pervert. Felt like it.
The bar was mostly 20 somethings and I usually do well in this environment sans pheros. Always have. I am 38, but I look 28. I like to ask people how old they think I am and they always guess 26-30. Let’s be clear though, I was not looking for a ONS- just girls to hangout with, talk, dance, and maybe share a few kisses. I am ideally looking for a LTR and I realize I will not find that girl in a club. My buddy pretty much kept a 6 foot distance from me. Being the wallflower that he is…that is what he did…hungout behind me in the shadows up against the wall. His normal shyness or too much Ammo on me? I beg him to ask girls to dance and he refuses. I even shoot him with 2 shots of Ammo on the neck. I am such a dumbass… wasting my pheros, I know, but I really wanted to help my friend. He is a good guy and one of my few friends still single.
So here’s the rundown on asking girls to dance: 3 girls answer - “I have a boyfriend, see? he’s right here.” (pointing to boyfriend) LOL! 1 girl - “no thanks”. 1 girl - “Yes” as her friends are draggin her out the door. Eventually, I do find two other girls (25 or younger, hot, & always go for blondes) that I do dance with seperately. They both behave the same way. They are out on the floor with me for about one song closely grinding and then suddenly are gone. Don’t even talk to them or see them again. Hmmm…dancing close with me just enough time to get a whiff of my overly-sexed-throwin-out-way-too-much-Androstenone-completely-too-confident manhood. Probably seemed to them I was some kind of old playboy lookin’ to do them right then and there. That’s about it. Closed the bar down and came home frustrated with my results.
Did I just imagine this stuff or was I getting real hits? Was I getting negative hits? Am I so used to reading all of the other forum members experiences that I try to believe that this stuff is happening or is it all just normal human behavior and I am reading stuff into it?
If anybody actually reads this whole thing and can shed some light on my experience with this stuff, I would really appreciate your input.
Ladies, I could really use your advice and explanation on the female behavior.
Thanks to all of you.