Ok, I got my package this morning… literally found it outside half an hour ago…
let jacob know thanks for the free gift! All of my orders have had his handwriting, and name.. that dude is like, a signature reader.. lol.
ok.. here’s what happened lol… maybe this needs to be in the lounge or somethig.. not sure.. I got up around 10, cause i know the fedex guys are never late (sarcasm ). poked my head outside and looked on the ground… no package. ok.. he should pull up within the half hour…
I wait…
no truck, so my gf says “look again, it might be out by your garage” so, I walk out half nekked (pj bottoms lol).. nothing. i walk back inside, and when i turn to close my door… there is a package jammed between my wall and the fire extinguisher case in front of my front door … so, i grab, pull… tug… jerk… give up, grab pocket knife and cut the package free from the death grip lol.so, i have a piece of fedex packaging stuck behind my fire extinugisher case, and a good laugh for the morning lol.
). poked my head outside and looked on the ground… no package. ok.. he should pull up within the half hour… 
… so, i grab, pull… tug… jerk… give up,
grab pocket knife and cut the package free from the death grip lol.so, i have a piece of fedex packaging stuck behind my fire extinugisher case, and a good laugh for the morning lol.