Today I received my order of IS, TUTH, and A314 (with a complimentary sample of IG—thanks). I was anxiously awaiting to get it, so while on lunch break I went by the apt building to see if the FEDEX made the delivery. Unfortunately, they did not (and I was left with nothing more than a missed delivery notification) and I made my way to Quizno’s and back to the office dissapointed. After 30 minutes or so, the same FEDEX guy who put the missed delivery notification near my apt entrance, came to the top floor of the building where I work and asked to see me. After a co-worker came to get me, he had the package in his hands and said, “The name sounded familiar and so I figured i’d give it a shot. Are you ____?” I was happy and surprised, considering the fact to get to my office he had to get pass security, hop on the elevator, and go to the top floor. At any rate, after opening the package, I immediately wanted to test out the products.
Already knowing that TUTH at work is dangerous, I decided to spray IG, IS, and A314. After about 5 minutes or so, I could feel the effects (but not knowing which had the most effect). All I know is that I felt very very different. Unfazed by anything, more in control of my being, and having more influence on the people around me. As a little test, I decided to walk to the Head Honcho’s office, and make small-talk. As I stepped into his office, he stared at me for few passing moments (in a look of confusion), and then asked if I knew how to solve a computer problem of his, and if I was aware of the multi-office conference call scheduled for 2pm. Feeling unfased, I simply told him, “ No, actually, I forgot about it. Do you feel like conducting a conference call? Or would you like to take off work?” Stunned for a moment, he made a clever remark and said, “Hell, let’s close the office early (an hour and a half early).” Then, I left his office, and began to make small-talk with a female co-worker. She was very interested in what I had to say, and made more eye-contact with me than usual. And what I mean by this is that she’s very sweet person already, but her eyes was suggesting something even more. Anyway, after 3 minutes of my cracking a few jokes, the Head Honcho then joins in on the fun. Usual small-talk that would normally last 2 mins max last 25 mins. After this, I walked back to my office, and then both the Head Honcho and the female co-worker both followed me to my office, and made themselves very comfortable. Everyone in my office became extremely expressive as if the formal protocol for our office didn’t exist. In fact, it was like we weren’t at work.
Finally, I left the office, and the security at the front desk made it an effort to make small-talk (a guy i’m indifferent about, and vice versa). I could tell everyone near us had their ears open to hear if something juicy was said.
This all occurred by having the aforementioned products for no more than an hour, an hour and twenty tops. Tomorrow, I have to make a three hour trip for the unveiling of a new office, and having to meet and talk to people in the new office locale.
I’m excited to experience what tomorrow has to offer.
BTW, I didn’t proofread. But you’ll get the gist of the story anyway.
, it refreshes me.