Well, back, long long ago, somewhere in the neighborhood of last Wednesday, I experienced a dihl for the first time. It was late afternoon and I had just dosed up on a mix to head home and hopefully impress my wife subconsciously. As I was heading from my cube for a last minute break before the long drive home, a brunette, roughly my age, came out from another cube-pathway (total cube maze in my office) and stopped dead in her tracks for a moment and stared at me. After a small eternity that probably lasted about 5-8 seconds, she turned and headed off down the hallway quickly. I was left thinking I should have said something, but wondering what I could have said as I am married and don’t want to send any mixed signals to my wife by befriending random women at the office.
So, what on Earth was I wearing to inspire this dihl? A somewhat complex mixture – and this occurred maybe 10 seconds after application.
1 Blast double strength instant shine to left armpit
1 Blast of my custom female relaxer mix to right armpit – a mix of (measurements are per spray):
- 12.5 ug androstanone (not androstEnone)
- 25 ug androsterone
- 12.5 ug alpha androstenol
- 25 ug androstadienone
- 1.7 ug taf
Results at home are always difficult to observe, but my wife seemed somewhat subdued and stayed very near to me all night. The shine doesn’t seem to do much to her; I wear it primarily for self-effect.
Incidentally, I wear my shirts relatively unbuttoned (the top three or four open on a standard button-front shirt, meaning 2-3 closed), exposing an amount of chest that probably pushes the envelope for what is proper in my work environment.
This mix also seems to have some a314-ish effects on men I encounter. I rather enjoy wearing it. It’s something for me of a combination of triple-strength IFM and something akin to double-strength MX105.
