Today I got a package with my first new pheromones in it that I have ordered in the last 1.5 years. I am pleased with how the ladies behind the scenes have handled my order, so I thought I would tell you all about my experience.
First of all, I discovered the other day (the 27th of November, actually) that I had built up some points some how, in absentia. Not sure where these points came from… but I had enough to get 3 x 1 oz bottles of the pheros that I use to make my favorite “life of the party” mix. (Anyone care to explain where these points came from? Anyone who is responsible for them has a hearty thank you coming!)
So I’m fiddling with how many points I need, and I guess I clicked something twice without realizing it, because it fired off the order before I intended to place it. Only then did I see The Problem: My shipping address was from 1.5 years ago! Ugh…
So, I fired off two e-mails to the support, and the next day got very sick, which knocked me out for a while, and when I wasn’t arguing with my computer about transferring my business system from a dying hard disk to a new one, I was sleeping. With orders of my own piling up, asking about pheromones wasn’t on my list of priorities.
I started getting better, and finished the argument with my computer by forcing it to bend to my will and doing what I told it to do, regardless of how it tried to fight me, and then I checked my e-mail. To my surprise, nothing back from Androtics. So I casually mentioned this to a friend, who suggested that I call.
Alright, so I called. I’m doing three things at once, what’s a fourth, right? So I call and (I apologize, but I cannot remember the name of the woman who picked up the phone when I called) she asked for the order number, though, and completely caught me off guard. (I was building a duplicating master for a production run of CDs, you see. Should have been paying attention, but…)
So I fumbled about trying to get that for her as fast as I could, and when she realized I was fumbling, she asked for my name instead. I was being ridiculous, not having such basic and obvious information available for such a call, but she was very kind and patient about it. I appreciate that.
So I explained to her the situation, and I caught that nobody had checked my e-mails. That’s understandble, though… when it gets hectic for my business, sometimes I miss checking e-mails as fast as I should too, so I can’t blame you guys for that. (Although I have learned that it’s wise to check e-mail before filling orders for a given day, in case there are corrections or special requests. 
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She told me she would take care of the problem with the shipping address, and when I asked her to call me back and let me know what was going on “if it was convenient”, she gave me an answer that made me smile: “Of course. It’s always convenient to serve our clients.” Brava!
So she contacted DHL and a few minutes called me back, and told me that my package had been refused and returned from where I had been living in 2007. Then she told me that she’d ship it to me when it got back to her.
But she tricked me! Instead of waiting for the package to get back to her and then ship it out again, she simply shipped another set of my ordered pheromones to me right then and there. (Well, April processed the order. The woman I talked to on the phone wasn’t April or Jasmine, but she seemed Hispanic. Whoever you are, I sincerely apologize for not being able to remember your name…)
So I got my package today. And I know that you guys shipped it to me right away because the shipping address on the invoice is correct, and it wasn’t correct until I called. Now, being a business owner, I know this probably would not have happened unless they knew the previous shipment was on it’s way back, but still, that is yet another example of proactive customer service.
They also sent a free gift, which I have come to appreciate (but not expect), and I also like how there’s always a little handwritten note from whomever processes the order.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is an example of a company with it’s customer service act together. Rare in this day and age, but very much appreciated. Thank you all, and especially to you, woman-who’s-name-I-have-shamelessly-forgotten-but-who-was-so-pleasant-to-deal-with-on-the-phone. 
(Really, I am terrible with names until I have heard them about a dozen times. Associating with a face is much faster.)
Okay, so here’s what I got, and the mix I use it for. I think you guys will like it, if you haven’t “discovered” it already. It’s simple, but very effective:
1 x 1 oz Instant Openness (1x strength)
1 x 1 oz Instant Shine (1x strength)
1 x 1 oz Instant Female Magic (1x strength)
The mix I use these with is as follows:
2 x IFM (1 spray to each to wrist, and allowed to dry down
3 x IO (1 spray to top each spray of IFM and one to the front of the neck, and allowed to dry down
5 x IS (1 spray to top each spray of IFM, one spray along the length of each fore-arm, and one spray right to the face, aimed at the nosal area)
This mix is what I call “Life Of The Party”, and it works beautifully to accomplish the following:
- It makes whomever wears it seem younger to others and causes them to open up socially. It works well to help overcome social anxiety, and you may be surprised at how accepting of you the people who are much younger suddenly become.
- It makes those around you more talkative, too.
- It makes any girls or women around you feel more relaxed and at ease around you.
- It makes both you and those around you feel lighter, better, happier. Over the course of a party, for instance, this will tend to make people want to stay close to you.
The results are, in my experience, both spectacular and hugely entertaining for me and everyone around me. And after all is said and done… isn’t simply having a good time the whole point?
So why didn’t I get A314 and Ammunition, which are two of my avowed favorites?
Because LOTP is universal. If I want to go have a blast at the bar, but don’t care who I impress, hook up with or get anywhere with, I can do that. And if I see some hottie I want to snag and seduce, I can use this mix to easily accomplish that too.
It’s not always about the 'none, guys.
Enjoy.
