giiirrrlll P102 you can’t go wrong.
jennifer beals in flashdance.
that’s p102.
jennifer beals was probably sweating this from her pussy during the entire making of that movie. srsly.
A314B is good. just the right dose for me. i use it when shooting black men or bitches. (hahaha that sounds so wrong when i type it… #photographerpass).
naw… i wear it when there’s a good chance someone with a big beefy personality is going to walk in like the boss, but is a technical idiot, and boss shit here and boss shit there and get a bad result on their own.
cue the “A314B MEEEEE” to step in there and SUGGEST to MR/MRS BOSSYPANTS, “well with all due respect, bossypants, you’re wrong, and that’s why you hire me.”
Without A314B, Bossypants will just exert their big dick arrogant bravado bullshit that makes for bad product, bad pictures, bad blah everything. you don’t get into vogue when the talent’s posse is insisting they run the show.
With it, I start talking with all the “with all due respects” and “sir, madam” at first, (because that’s just the classy way I be, boo)
AND THEN, like a conversationally transmitted disease, by the end of the session, BOSSYPANTS is referring to me as “Madame” and “I respect your opinion” and “I see your unique point of view and love it.” and jerk me off with royal words.
my dosage is 1 or 2 sprays at the wrist. sometimes at the back of the neck.
works fucking great in boardroom meetings.