whoat… just started the bond club… lol join up gents
bond
lOl 
Glad you are back bond!
Dunno…can’t see him. 
Pretty much…why did ya miss me? 
* cough *…hmm… I thought you were Jason Alexander? LOL
…we have a name for that…and I think there may be bacon involved…or possibly beef jerky.
Oh don’t worry, selva, it’ll be OK…it’s just that somebody has to look after the old guy. 
Though between you and Mrs. BH…there might not be much to look after! Maybe I’ll just call for the cleanup crew.
Goodnight Pherofarie! Sweet Dreams…of Bond…James Bond.
Is it just for boys? 
* sniff * * sniff *
Bella
Sorry I missed most of the party tonight…I wanted to be here…but I had to take that call. It’s not everyday I get a call from a sexy man at midnight! Now I’m going to bed…mmmm…zzzzz
You know we did … but knowing women like to hear the words - we missed you gorgeous …
Maybe Jason Alexander with a guitar… lol? Or maybe its El Mariachi who keeps his b*** in line 'cause he knows better …
Yes please - I need as many people as possible to help keep me straight - 'cause if Mrs. BH ever caught El Mariachi with Salma Hayek - all there would be left to do would be to call the clean-up crew … 
If you hurry up and register you could be the first Bond girl. In fact Bond and I were talking about Ursula undress … errrr… Andress … lol.
We understand and what a great wife … we husbands really do appreciate wives like that …
lol! haha, which movie is this from?
LOL! @ the old guy haha. Yea, your cleanup crew sounds awesome, I’ll need one of those someday sigh
You spoil him! lol, talk abut being his study buddy… and I think you meant … Address lol!
lol C’mon bella register!
Ursula Andress … actress … first Bond Girl from the movie “Dr. No”
Ursula Andress - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Note she was married to Director John Derek. Who later married Mary C. Collins AKA Bo Derek fro the movie “10”.
Bo Derek - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
If you see pictures of young Ursula Andress and a young Bo Derek the similarities are striking … … and note she was 18 and he was roughly 30 years older than her when they married … …and that was before Viagra lol.
Would that be right after or before you???
OoOh! I see! She was certainly a beautiful women back then.
LOL daym 18 and 30…is quite a huge gap —not hitting on ma teacher no more— LOL!
lol! I’m not even in line lol, it’s too crowded and long with tish/bella/ms.baywatch/hot pool girls…etc. I’m just cheerleading! lol with the actual pom poms
And sharing ain’t ma thing LOL!!! I like having things that are totally mine. lol!
P.S: I’m sort of confused, I just tested (editted bad spelling lol) the thanks thing…I don’t know the purpose of it…is it like a rep point or something?
Yes, it’s 1 rep point. Be aware that if you give out “Thanks” it will eat up how many actual reps you can give. I found that out last night when I had given out several “Thanks” first and then tried to rep you…it said I had given too many in a 24 hr period.
What I’d like to know and it’s a question that’s been asked many times but never satisfactorily answered…and that’s… “How many reps are we permitted to give in one 24 hr period?”
Does ANYBODY on this forum have a definitive answer? Please?
Bella
Nice … “back then” … sort of a back=handed compliment to all us old … folks
Well - experience counts …
Cut in line …
Well except the pheros you share with mom …
LOL! oops, you know you’re young at heart
Hmm, so you’re telling me that secret agents are quite “good” when they are older? LOL!
LMAO! you’re too good! Well ya know sometimes that ladies could get a little violent over their man, oh I meant, her man
you know me too well!
ehh hmmm… wow its dusty in here
thought i would post a fun but rather scary report.
i havent really been doin much testing as i havent gotten anything new. any way wats new round here… same as always…
anyway… bout my report
Mix (dont remeber exactly with was a few days ago)
Ammo - maybe 1 or 2 sprays
A314 - 2 drops
TUTH - 1 spray
IO - 1 spray
ino… its over kill
location: class, and i guess way to class…
Results:
to give u an overview of the situation… iv seen this hot senior around, parties, once or twice on campus… but she has generally had the same guys that she hangs with. iv never approached her at a party… kinda embarrassing, but she has never actually given me eye contact. So i hav been stalking her for the last week and finally i killed her … ok sory so iv been meaning to… no iv wanted to approach her at a party but her dick friends have always knida been cock blocking her… so i wore IO, and Ishine… and even IG doesnt get her attention (i use IG on a regular basis)
so i got the idea… huh… wat the hell… and i throw on this mix… i go to my eco class ( sit right behind her… and 2 of her guy friends sit on either side of her)
now the fun starts… lol i am walking in talking to one of o my girlfriends… and i open the door for her and keep talking, and then SMASH… the professor hits the door and screams at me for not holding the door for him and makes me pick up his shit… ouch
right now i thinking… mayb i should go to the bathroom and wash this off… im gonna get into a fight with one of those guiedo guys… lol
but i forget that as i get a naughty look from my friend… so i go and sit down, and she comes in with her 2 guys and sits down. immediately she turns bak and looks… or mayb it was a glare… but never the less she glances and turns around.
class goes on… and im not sure wat to think… then my phone goes off… shit… professor gives me a dirty look and i c its a text from some number idk… and it says heyyyyy
im thinking… who the hell is this… then the girl turns around and goes… sory
i cant believe it… she has my number and i dont have hers… strange… but i get another text saying… “how can u pay attention in this class?” i reply… wait, i look like im paying attention, nice… and she replies… “actually not at all, ur staring at me”…
wtf… how does she know im looking at her… then i get another text… “iv seen u at parties… y have u never talked to me”… i say… well, lefty and righty have been in the way sometimes… she says “o so ur scared” i say no im generally into single women… “well wat r u waiting for then” o, i didnt know we had time for foreplay… “fine, u dont want it, im leaving”… she turns… looks at me… and stands up and leaves
ouch, i dont know if i just scored, or fucked up…shes playing me… well
i wait 5 mins thinkin its a joke… but no… shes not bak… i text her… wher’d u run off 2? “wher the hell r u… its been 15 minutes” :o i take that as a score lol
i “go to the bathroom” and text her… where am i headed… and i find myself with her… in the womens locker room… and we went into full fledged … how should i say “debriefing”
this was kinda scary… lol seeing as shes a “player” one thats hard to get… and the TUTH, A314 and Ammo did it… this would have been a serious OD for me… but strangely it worked on her… im still grasping for an explanation… and now were friends… yet im still not close to the guys… im not sure but i had some shots with one of them… it was good, but kinda awkward…
iv draged this on long enough for no one to pay attention… lol and now that no one is reading… ill just stop
bond
hahaha, the most ironic part is that she didn’t know that you didn’t care that she was ‘playing’ you
can’t believe that you were scared
shhh… i was being uhhh… hypothetical
bond
Bond - good to see you back. What an adventure - bond, james bond style.
I think I am going to go back to college.
Ooops - Mrs. BH says I am going to keep my butt right where it is … lol.
Reps.
PS - Glad to see it is not all work and study … lol.
ah, hank… great to cya…thx, i think i try too hard
wat i forgot to include is i had to have a conference with the professor yesterday… bout acting up, and disturbing the peace and serenity of the lecture environment… unfortunately for me he is a man of many words
bond
LOL. You play, you pay. I would suspect that even as painful as listening to him was it was worth the price …
Try too hard is all a matter of perspective. In my work environment a lot of outsiders thought we were “trying to hard” - we just thought it was the status quo and we were just doing our job … lol.
hey u havent been hurt by the stock market at all have u… ur good… no effect? iv heard bout alot of guys… losing jobs… its ruff in the banking biz these days…
bond
No bro - my “business” was in another field … lol.
But thanks for asking.
glad ur good… hate to have to bail out the boss… or we’d all be in trouble… hey r there anythings i should know bout here on the forum… lol such as new salamanders or a new moon comin up or how bella’s bout to attack my journal with were have u beens
bond
No - not really - just a whole lotta new folks.
A lot of the old crew has been missing a bit:
Renny went on a cruise and has been AWOL a bit since.
Bella seems to have been busy a lot too recently …
Remmy is up to her ears in studies …
Selva has been kinda busy too.
Mark went and found himself a new watering hole and seems to have met with enough success we don’t see him as much either.
But quite a few of the crew from way back have come back … in particular Catlord is bouncing in again with some regularity.