i need a new title...... but, "even even more life guarding

Field Reports & Anecdotal Experience Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports
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today, life guarding again… lol

i had a later shift so i saw more people my age, which meant more fun for me

Mix:
TAA oil: 3 drops
Instant Shine: 2 sprays
ammo: 2 (one at 1:30, second at around 5)
Instant Gentleman: 1 spray

Location
outdoor pool -humid, high 70’s, not bad

Results

got there around 2pm, saw a few people i knew, chatted with them for a bit, then there was a hour where no one my age was there (miss baywatch is in long island till thursday) then 4 girls from my school got there, all juniors , and 2 of them are stunning, eye openers, :open_mouth:-ers, the other 2 are ok, kinda cute (later found out 1 of the hot ones was a cousin of one of the ok ones). anyway, enough analysis. they get to the sign in thing, and something happened and they could not get in… i happened to need a drink so i headed over, and i found out they couldnt get in because only one was a member and she could get any more guests in. so i stepped up and said “o hey, thats my sister” (the hottest one in my opinion) and made up some bull shit story she forgot something in the girls locker room :wink: lol the guy believed it and let them all in (WTF is he thinking :open_mouth:, i dont know… lol) once we were out of ear shot, she goes, “thanks, sooo much” and gave me a hug… then they head to the changing rooms, gave me a chance to take off my shirt :wink:

once they got out, they came right over to my little chair thing, and began to chat and flirt… one of the not as hot girl’s top kept getting lower, lol (she had a decent pair of twins :wink: i noticed, now that she had a bikini on… they wanted me to come with them to the other side, so that they could sun tan… i told them i could get my off shift, in 5 minutes, so they headed over, and DAMN… the really hot one i hugged had a perfect ass, so perfect her bikini was wedged into her crack making it almost a thong… lol i was pretty wide eyed for a few minutes…

so i switched with my friend, but before i went, i stopped in the locker room and put on a togo spray of ammo, then i headed over and sat with my new “friends” lol

i aired out my shirt on my way there to make sure the scent wasnt too strong…the 2 ok girls were tanning along with one of the hot ones… i sat right in between the 2 hot ones… the one i recognized, “my sister” i knew went to my school, and we talked for about 10 minutes… during this time she was sitting across from me with her legs wide open… stretching her bikini a bit, and i guess trying to give me a good view… lol the other hot one was tanning, talked a bit but seemed less interested, turned out she was a cousin of one of the ok ones.

so just talking from there and an offer to do something later this week, i got 4 new numbers in my fone… lol then “my sister” with the perfect ass kissed me for letting me in… and one of the others called her a whore as a joke… lol so i kissed her again… and her face turned birght red… lol she was blushing the whole way out…

as i was leaving, later, the sign in guy goes “why’d u kiss your sister?” in a very mocking and kinda asshole voice… lol… i challenged him to kiss her next time she came and he shut up completely… lol

so for the length… bit long and boring.

bond

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good hits. good story, not boring at all.

You are really James Bond. lol

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mr. smooth

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HAHA epic!

“why’d you kiss your sister?”

lol

very nice man

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i laughed pretty hard on my way home… his face when i told him to try to kiss her was priceless… lol it was a mixture of annoyance, embarrassment, and envy… :stuck_out_tongue:

bond

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No not at all :wink: Great post here! We need more post like that

And what kind of kiss was it :smiley: j/k

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thx

lol…short but sweet :wink:

bond

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your as cool as the other side of the pillow bond…the whole “thats my sister thing” is as smooth as it gets. and you controlled your self quite well too…if she was as hot as you say she was i might have had to leave. Its always embarrasing getting a rock hard bone at the pool when you have no shirt and swim trunks on. hahaha j/k

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Nice move by saying “she is your sister” & bam! you got hits all over you :smiley: Great for you buddy :smiley: Well you are Mr Suave & Smooth there :roll_eyes: Anyway great report & no it is not boring but really enjoyable to read :smiley: I agreed with my buddy Mockingbird we need more posts like this :slight_smile:

And nice point make by Mr Forte’ there, you did controlled yourself well there if i was you, man i will be nervous :roll_eyes: Reps for your report & continue to post more buddy :slight_smile:

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Great one bond. I was just wondering, if your avatar is a picture of you… you know you do not really need pheromones right?

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Yeah i was wondering about that too, so buddy do you really need pheros? Thanks theperv584 :slight_smile:

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Pheromones make you smell damn good!

well at least thats one of the reasons why I buy em :]

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I agreed on that & that is also one of my main reasons as well :slight_smile:

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lol, i thought bout it :wink:

lol… its a little complicated… i had some bad friends, therefore some bad images were placed on me… i was in a bit of a spot… i have had only one girlfriend, and we broke up because of the bad rep and shit some of my so called “friends” put on me… i had 2 stand up for me… both turned out about the same as i did.

i worked out alot, and built myself up… then i found pheros, and things have run really smoothly since. theres my life story… my looks have complemented my image, but many say its also the personality (phero- enhanced :wink:)

bond

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You know Bond you seem like a great guy. I had a similiar conversation the other day with Tisha about some of my so-called friends getting jealous and trying to hold me down, or step on me to raise themselves up.

It happens, but its all good. The ones who get suckered into other peoples opinions of you were never good enough for you in the first place. It sounds to me that you are the lucky one. After all, who’d want a girlfriend who believes the rumors of her boyfriends friends? Doesn’t seem like a stable relationship to me.

I realize this was probably a while ago, but getting to know you via the forum, you are a respectable guy with a whole lot of value. That my friend is worth everything in my world. You rock dude!

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Hmm, so i see buddy that is your life story, very interesting :roll_eyes: Sorry to hear that about your previous relationship, you have some bad friends before & they caused your relationship to become bad. I also have these type of so called friends before too so i understand how you feel there.

Well you stand up for yourself(which is great) & work out & then together with pheros now you have a great life :slight_smile: Man i envy you buddy :smiley:

I agreed with SteveO that what he say about “who want a girlfriend who believe the rumors of her boyfriend’s friends?” He is absolutely right on what he have say on his post :slight_smile: Well buddy just continue to enjoy life to the fullest & scoring girls :smiley: See ya :slight_smile:

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Good for you have re-built yourself. I am sure you will find a better gf.:slight_smile:

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thx all, it was about a year and a half ago… basically 2 years ago, with the relationship… i got past it, im still friends with her, and the so called “friend” have… no joke disappeared lol… 2 went to private school, and the other one moved i think… talk bout luck, (our suspiciousness :roll_eyes: )

bond

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So it was 2 years when you have the relationship, yes buddy good that you get past it & still friends with her( Well i don’t see much people will be friends with their ex as it is too awkward for my opinion :roll_eyes: )

And talk about luck, you are lucky dude :smiley:, your so called friends are not there already like vanished without a trace which is good for you :slight_smile: So now just keep chasing girls but don’t let Miss Baywatch know hehe :smiley: Take care buddy :slight_smile:

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Hey man, I got that too before. My first love and it hit me the most. Lots of fishies in the sea I realized and you have no problem catching them with your net(good looks, body and personality). Phatsounds on the other hand with his robe and wizard hat plus his overgrown white facial hair stands no chance :smiley:.