I got Bored and Called a Friend of Mine… She Works a Local Strip Club… As Always She Asked if I’d Stop by and Bring some Food… I Normally Bring Cookies, Cakes, Pies what Ever I Feel Like Fixing… Tonight it was Peanut Butter Pie Garnished with Chopped Reese Cups… However Before I Left Home I Literally Splashed A314 Oil onto my Hands and Rubbed it on My Neck Chest and Shoulders… When I Walked in I was Greeted by Some Women I Knew and the Started to Walk Over but Stopped Dead about 10 Feet Away… Even the Chatty Doorman was Quite… I Sat Down at the Bar with the Pie Next to Me… Slowly and Timidly Every Women in the Place would get Closer and Finally they Elected One to ASK if they Could have a Slice… Now Normally they Just Dig In… Infact I’ve Had a Box of Cookies Ripped from My Hands as Soon as I Enter the Door Before… I Have No Idea How Much A314 I Used but it Did Lower the Level in the Bottle abit… I Know this Might not be the Most Useful Info but it was Very Entertaining Watching them Want the Pie but to Timid to Get Close to Me…
It was Fun but I Doubt I’ll be Doing that Again… It Kinda Freaked out afew Women that I’ve Known for Years…
You sick, twisted man! Haha that’s a great reaction 
. Going to the Jiggly Wiggly on Thursday with some friends.