Got laid while wearing Instant Jerk, but...

[mrarob]

@HowRealisThat

I just wanted to throw in my 2 cents, even though its not about the pheros…

To all of the COLLEGE user:

BUY A FUTON!!!

Seriously, I bought one my junior year and it got way more action than my bed. It’s like phero furniture. Every female that came to my house and sat on the futon, would later be sitting on my…well you guys know . A few ladies told me afterward that the futon just makes them feel comfortable, and when they got comfortable they were more susceptible to open up and try things. It’s also a subliminal matter. When a young woman comes to visit you, and the only place for her to sit is on your bed, it can make for awkward sexual tension. With the futon, there’s the mindset of “oh it’s just a couch, so I can relax.” And we all know that when dealing with women, it’s usually a mind game. So allow them to be comfortable guys. Plus, if things escalate, you can always flip the futon and make it into a bed. One of my roommates actually went out and bought a futon too, and started noticing the same trend. Just imagine how crazy things would get if you added pheros to the equation? So fellas, get a futon and have fun! And I’m gone…

Hehe…completely irrelevant to the thread, but it’s an important issue.

I’ll just say that in the couple of months that I had my Futon, I’ve Christened it about 10 times or so. I think yesterday was the 11th.

It makes shit easier.

Whenever I pulled girls up to my room, they did NOT want to climb up to my lofted bed. Why? Because each girl is conditioned to do avoid actions that would give her the title of “slut”. That’s a girl’s number one fear.

However, once I got the futon, girls would just find a reason to “fall” on the futon. And we’d walk into the room and they would just naturally sit on the futon and it would just be a matter of playing my cards right from there.

College+Futon=easier life.

[mrarob]

Getting business done.

Will update this tomorrow.

Basically, IJ does some interesting stuff.

[RisenAlpha]

@mrarob

Hehe…completely irrelevant to the thread, but it’s an important issue.

I’ll just say that in the couple of months that I had my Futon, I’ve Christened it about 10 times or so. I think yesterday was the 11th.

It makes shit easier.

Whenever I pulled girls up to my room, they did NOT want to climb up to my lofted bed. Why? Because each girl is conditioned to do avoid actions that would give her the title of “slut”. That’s a girl’s number one fear.

However, once I got the futon, girls would just find a reason to “fall” on the futon. And we’d walk into the room and they would just naturally sit on the futon and it would just be a matter of playing my cards right from there.

College+Futon=easier life.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Number 11? You can’t just smooth over things like that. So I’m guessing that it went well? Can’t wait to hear what IJ does at a concert.

[mrarob]

Summary:

I can’t really say that much happened, but here’s my theory about yesterday in general.

I’m a very social guy, and I’m used to “hits”/IOIs/etc as just a normal part of life. So right now, it’s probably working, BUT I need to train my eyes for the VERYYY SUBTLEEE things.

I definitely brought out a bit more “jerk behavior” than I normally would, so that was nice. I did a little more ballsy stuff than I normally would just to see what would happen, and I’ll say that I “got away with” more things than I’d normally be allowed to get away with. Interesting.

Other than little girls humping chairs in front me, I can’t say that anything out of the ordinary happened.

Nothing on the surface at least, but I’m going to talk to the girl who I got to know intimately on my futon and see what she thought about “the new cologne I decided to try out”.

I had briefly chatted with her on the phone and she said that the entire date, she was “horny and felt like a 14 year old”. Partly because I’m sexy as fuck, but I want to see how much the -none of IJ added to enhance the arousal.

Cheers.