Greenfreak's adventures & mishaps in the land of Pheros...

If someone has read my “hello” post, you know my background. I got curious after a friend got his intimacy rate with his wife up from once every 2-3 months to 2-3 times a week using pheros.

Anyway, yesterday the pheromones arrived. Unfortunately the to-go bottles seems to leak easily, I lost half of my “instant openess” to-go and was overwhelmed with the smell when I opened my parcel. :frowning:

This is the first thing that hits me, and I feel “giddy” for a couple of minutes. Not drugged but I got some kind of rush from this. Hard to describe. Those using pheros knows I guess.

Day one (today)
I decided to go with 2 drops of A314 today, distributed on the forearms and then on the back of my ears.

My “testsubjects” today was not the most suitable. They already holds tremendous respect and regard for me, I recently gave them valuable advice and hands-on help in some very delicate matter that almost cost three of them their marriages, and ever since they been very friendly as it is.

Anyway, I do believe I was the one most effected today. I felt better, and more respectable, and I am starting to believe the pheromones probably works in 2 ways, affecting both the wearer and the ones around.

Further testing will ensue tomorrow. I will have a more “neutral” group to deal with then.

This has been some interesting couple of days since my first report. Having had the oppurtunity to test this in a more neutral ground I really do notice a difference in the way people treat me.

I happen to go to school, daytime, for a morning or evening class once or two times a week, and these folks really have responded well to A314. People go out of their way to make sure thay have my approval, get my opinion and helping me out. One even mailed me her notes of a class I missed due to work, without me asking. I am 100% certain that that would never have happened without A314. It is almost scary. I have powwa!

A few other little things also confirm the effectiveness of this. I tend to get people where I want them a LOT easier now. They are much more attentive.

On a sadder note, my friend, who I got the bottle of TUTH for, had a bad start getting some wierd disease making him look like the elephant man or something of that sort, so he had no luck with it at all the first few days. To top it off, yesterday he tried it again, but even one spray was too much for his wife who got some allergic reaction to the cologne in it. (He sprayed it on in the bedroom when his GF was in the bathroom and unfortunaly she is actually somewhat allergic to all sorts of strong cologne).

So that still remains untested. I have another friend expressing interest in trying it though, so I’ll keep you posted. Maybe I’ll give it a try myself in the meantime though…

Too bad for your friend. They could probably whip up a scentless version of pretty much anything in the labs, but that’s only if your friend is willing to drop some cash on the custom order. He’s probably better off just trying some other product first then if he likes what he sees..smells..feels..(?)..tastes? then he can go and make that custom order to make it suitable for his GF.

Another day, another adventure.

For the records, the past two days I’ve been going with 3 drops of A314, evenly distributed on the wrists and behind the ears. Mostly by accident, since the last two days, a third drop comes right after the second.

However, even though only 2 drops seem to work well for me, 3 drops is really interesting. One of these days I’m going to see where I OD.

Anyway, the funny thing is, even though I regularly have people buying me lunch, often to show their appreciation for me helping them out with something, this week has been ridiculous. I’ll have all my pheromones paid for in no time if this keeps up.

I’m normally that helpful guy that many people seems to take for granted, but today alone 3 different people actually took me aside to really thank me for my help.

Either this is just a tremendous coincidence, my testing will continue, but boy… This week some people really has made me feel like a VIP…

Don’t ya just love the A314 effect. reps for some nice reporting.

A314 is truly Smartmones way of telling us customers that they love us so hats off for the Smartmones team.

I too have noted the same authority aura when using A314 in the workplace to the point of my colleagues, the teamleader and even the management (small powerdistance in the office) consider me the primus inter pares in our workgroup which is evident when the managing director and the company owners call me up for meetings and accepting my advice as the best course of action. It may not seem much but considering the fact that I’m only a small step above smallfry it feels kind of huge for me.

For the curious ones, Primus inter pares (latin) = First among equals.

This weekend I went out of town to visit an old friend and reminiscence over old times over a few pints…

I decided to ditch A314 this weekend and go for the to-go bottles of different types, and see what I could come up with…

The oppurtunity came saturday. We decided to hit the small village and have some fun. We were three and I decided to let everyone in on the test. My friend got hit with 2x Instant Honesty. The other guy, who was a little bit of a quiet type got 2x Instant Openess and I went with 2x Instant Shine. (Everyone got sprayed on at the throat. We all have beards!) I didn’t tell them exactly what I sprayed them with, and told them I would tell them after, when we analysed the evening.

I did feel some self effects from IS and got in a pretty good mood. My friend who got hit with Instant Honest was sitting next to the third guy on the tram downtown and even though he normally talks a lot, he was yapping away like there was no tomorrow. He even started to go into more personal stuff pretty easy aswell.

The third guy was not doing much, he just seemed a little bit off. I later ended up dosing him with 3x IS to see if it would cheer him up, since he felt bored and wanted to go home. Took me a few minutes to get him in a different mindset, but in the end I actually saw him get up and dance on the dancefloor and have a good time.

Myself I had a blast. I really like dancing, even though I probably should be equipped with atleast 3 different warning signs when I do, and got 3 decent hits doing it aswell. However, I cannot say for sure if it was attributable to pheros, or just my happy self. I did have a good time though, and I definately felt some self effects from IS. More testing is needed, but I really think IS is a keeper, just for the self effects.

That’s cool. I’ve gotten a couple of my friends involved before too. And like your friends, some of my friends have gotten mixed results. It really goes to show how the same pheromones can be so different on/to another person.

I know that Instant Honesty always makes me want to sing (literally)..

Even though I don’t comment very much, I love your comments guys, so keep them coming…

Well, a few more days has passed, haven’t had the time to do so much testing myself, but I’ve had friends trying TUTH. Unfortunately, noone is succesful with it. I’m starting to believe it is no good on its own, or that I got a dud… :frowning: My GF is out of town aswell, and will be for a while more…

Another 2 weeks of testing…

Unfortunately, I do not have any good “hits” to report on, suspect I’ve been way to busy to actually register them… Just general change in peoples behaviour…

I’ve basically only been going with A314, and I’ve had so much work to do I am seriously sleep depraved. I am by now completely convinced A314 works. Customers are like puddy in my hands, I’ve more or less just told them what needs to be done/what I want to do and immediately get a “go ahead” from them…

I’m out of the to-go bottles. I am still unsure about instant openess/instant honesty, maybe I’ve used them wrong, but Instant shine is definately a keeper.

This is likely the last thing I’ll write for 3 weeks, I’m for vacation, and to meet up with my GF (will try TUTH for the first time)…

My friends testing results with TUTH has all been negative, no response at all from their wifes & GFs, so I do not have high expectations, suspect I have a dud, but I need to try it out myself first.