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Hello Everybody!
Fun fact! I’m not much of a talker in person, but I’m quite skilled at the dreaded “massive wall of text!” so either sit back and relax, or drop down a paragraph or two, you wont miss much. ![]()
This is my story!
This is the first day that I have started to explore pheromones at all really, other than hearsay promises of 24/7 sex from whomever I want, which led to my “accident.” Hoping for exactly the impossibly, I jumped all over the first product guaranteeing me “100% success!” and that I would have women pouncing at me every second with a simple spray. Well, I am sure you have all heard of it, and I am still hoping that I wasn’t robbed blind, but I purchased a bottle of Pherlure after a grand total of maybe 3 minutes of shopping around. Lesson learned against spontaneous, 2 AM mid homework ill advised purchases. So, to fast forward a bit, I am nearing 36 hours of no sleep in which I was supposed to research, outline, draft, and complete 25% of my history grade. Rather, I spent from this morning till now reading everything on the web about this stuff, mainly hoping to find out that everyone was kidding and Pherlure really is magic, and at this point, somewhere between a coma and solely Anderall induced consciousness, I half expect wierder things to happen.
So again, hello! My name is Eddie, but any form of the name will do, Ed, Ned, Nedwin, Edwin, Edward, Edmund, Ed-tacular, Jeff, Robm etc., you get the idea. BUT my friends call me BigIrish. I’m 17 years old, I go to OPRF, the public high school in Oak Park, a little suburb a tad bit West of Chicago, IL that I call home. The real reason I am here isn’t really because I am that super cocky, arrogant, stereotype jock dude that feels the only way to prove I have more main points than j00 is to sleep larger number of girls than I can count to. On the contrary, as a Junior, this is my first year dealing with the Multi-racial cultural universe of 3,500 kids that they have dubbed “High School.” That may not seem large to some, and it was a little easier meeting people more like you from your home town, but consider this. 1st through 8th grade, I was in the same class with the same 4 people, every day, all day. Fresh and Soph year I was at a 900 person, shirt and tie, prim and proper, rich daddy country club catholic school, and that scared me shitless. It is a weird feeling rolling up to school on a 20 year old cruiser style bike when almost everyone else has a sports car. So, to avoid getting further off track, in light of figuring out for sure that pheromones (and I admit, to my minor sadness), are indeed notmagic and I wont get laid within 10 seconds of opening the package the first time, I have become very interested in them as something to experiment with. If what I have read about so far on these forums is true, which it seems to be, I am excited to find out if there is a little something here to boost/create confidence, maybe meet a few new people
Wait…theres more!
I can say that there are two things I do well enough to be proud of. I play Hockey as a Defensemen, the legendary #55, and I have since I was 3. Unfortunately, I am currently on injury reserve due to knee surgery to repair damage from a car accident, then me trying to pretend that I could play, and getting hurt again. Since as far back as I can remember, I have been off the ice no longer than 3 weeks, so I am currently living through hockey-related withdrawal of epic proportions as I am now in month 10 since the last time I have played hockey. Lucky me, next week I am back in the game. I am also quite computer savvy, and I plan to get a degree in information security as a Licensed Penetration Tester and Security Auditor for physical and electronic systems. In common terms, ‘White Hat’ Hacker (good guy), not ‘Black Hat’, those are the ones in terrible movies (coughDie Hard 4cough).
If your still here, thats rad and you deserve an eCookie
If you haven’t guessed, I am of the male persuasion. My most common word is most likely a form of radical, or the phrase f**k yo couch. The word ‘couch’ has somehow also adapted to be usable in any situation, such as “Couch it!” rather than “shut up!.” I am not sure why, but I have been told it is my fault, so, rad I guess. I am 3rd generation Irish AND 20% german, my right foot is a half a size bigger than my left which makes hockey skates tough to find, I firmly support the 3 month wait between hair cuts rule in favor of awesomely…awesome hair, and at 5’9, 155 I may have the largest hands, yes,hands, you would encounter in your travels, bigger than my dad, who is 6’1" 285, at 13 years old.
As soon as I come into more work, which in my case is refereeing youth hockey (BIG $$$ during the season), I really look forward to trying many of these things I am reading about. In the meantime, well see if all mighty Pherlure even gets interested glance.
Look forward to meeting some people, if you read this your bound to know a lil sumthin about me.Hope I didnt scare anyone off, And don’t forget these important lessons.
“Logic is simply a systematic procedure for coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence”
“Anything in life is possible, except skiing through a revolving door”
“Freedom is our most cherished gift, and you must be ready to guard it whenever necessary”
Love em or hate em, agree or disagree, its your call!