Hey guys , since i’ve been at this forum been doin nothing but bitching lots cause i didnt really have anything great to report
But was talking to deriw on Msn last night just before i hit the club ,
And since most of the mixes I’ve been trying out haven’t given me to die for results , I asked him to choose my mix , just for kicks .
He told me to OD ala SteveO Style So here goes ,
I Just Wanna Smell Like Major Major Pussy mix :
7 Sprays of MX135 : - 3 to Hair , 1 to Neck , 1 to Tits , 1 to Tummy , 1 to Pussy
4 Drops of Lust After Me : - 2 drops on each arm Spread out , 2 drops to each of the pits
4 Sprays of IS/a :- 1 to Hair , 1 to Chest , 2 Sprays to each side behind the Ears
Oh and I wore a cap , and told my baby I didn’t wanna be noticed
Results : -
Major Crazy Hits the whole night !
Hit 1 : The moment I sat in the car , my boy said , how the hell do you go un-noticed if u look this good ?
Hit 2 : His buddies kept wanting to take Photos with me , holding onto me and asking my boy to loan me to them for the night ( Ha ! )
Oh , and I could sense blatant stares from them and fellas around the club all night long and when I caught them , they quickly glanced away.
I felt like a celebrity !
One mentioned in front of his chick that I was very distracting
( ooh baby , yes stroke my Ego will ya ? )
Hit 3 : I had 2 scary fellas following me all around the club from our table , to the bathroom , to the smoking areas . and before we left the club one of them Nudged a Jug of Whiskey to me and Grabbed me and forced me to drink . Even when my boyfriend was there ! That normally doesn’t happen ! Usually when I tell guys that I have a boyfriend they would back off immediately !
Almost lead to a fight , I got kinda scared , cause my boy is sooo tiny compared to that fella
I dragged him and ran off haha
Hit 4 : Sex So Hot , I can’t even describe it !
So there ya have it , My Long awaited Andro Products Results
During the first 3 weeks of testing I had alotta Primal Hits from erm ..
- My Cat , who follows me EVERYWHERE I GO .. which can get pretty annoying ,
Although it is pretty cute cause he was never like this b4 .
But he’s lying down in front of my keyboard as I type this , being a replacement armrest and he pushes everything else on the table on the floor .
-About 4 Drain Rats ( I KNOW ! ) … Gawd .. The people must be wondering why rats are hovering around MY TABLE , its so embarrassing ! I didn’t even bother lifting up my head to see if people were looking at me or the Rats
-***A Buncha insects *, Alotta Mosquitos .. horrible scars from picking at em .. Blah ..
-**ALotta OLD MEN … I meannn really old men ! they were like 60 or something ..seemed like if they looked at me 1 second any longer , they’d prolly die of a heart attack ..i felt ** visually Raped !
Pretty darn excited bout the results I finally got , but they are hella expensive !
I calculated about $4.56 per day out with that mix , where im from that’s enough to buy some homeless lady 2 meals a day .
pheromones , a Rich Mans Perfume ..
*GOSH WHY IS MX135 SO Goddamn Mofo()$@$@)#()@ EXPENSIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!! ***
Rant rant rant
I’m gonar try cutting down daily to see whether a smaller dosage produces the same effect
Thank God i tried to OD
Gotta Love the Pheromones
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hopefully the TG will think so also