Hairy Spider and the Wookie Wearing CTTM2

[ntk23]

Well, it’s probably not a very efficient way to catch a salmon, but it’s a funny image, of smearing oneself in fish-friendly pheros and jumping into the stream, lol.
“In Soviet Russia, salmon catches YOU!”

[TiggerBear]

NTK… this book sounds like a dream Z4 would have… Haven’t seen him around lately (maybe he’s getting a chance to try out his latest piercing…), but I think he’d love this thread. And the one about orgasmic fungi by Ooohhyaaaaa.

[ntk23]

@TiggerBear

NTK… this book sounds like a dream Z4 would have… Haven’t seen him around lately (maybe he’s getting a chance to try out his latest piercing…), but I think he’d love this thread. And the one about orgasmic fungi by Ooohhyaaaaa.

Orgasmic fungi - now there is an idea for a sci-fi story, with perhaps a film tie-in… runs off to publishers with pitch sheet in hand

[Wolfy]

@schell0385

Well, my friend Woofie said I could be a wookie and not a cuddly Ewok. But a big hairy smelly giant Wookie.

Here’s my story, and true it is. Though some suggest I may be stretching the truth…(let the reader use discernment)…it is a tale told true.

A long long time ago (tonight as I was going to take my shower), on another world and in a place before time (where the wacko’s live), a fair haired maiden (bleached and processed) had sprayed Come Talk To Me Mix 2 all over her naked body (to check out the self effects). As she was running around her house doing the fairy tail jig (splat…fell right on her kisser) she noticed another fairy princess in the looking glass (it was her, but she was high on Come Talk To Me Mix 2). She started talking to the fair maiden and it appeared the virginal (only in her nightmares) princess began to speak back…“dance with me,” she whispered (being afraid the neighbors would hear)…so they danced around the house, laughing and talking and singing (at this point the dog locked herself in the basement) …Well, being so sweaty the fair haired maiden decided to shower (dreaded suspenseful music) she pulls back the shower curtain (EEEK, EEEK, EEEK) and what does she see…a Hairy Wolfy Alpha Male Testosterone loaded spider! (it was huge - every where it counted) Their eyes locked, the blue eyes of the fair maiden (bloodshot from drinking) and the glassy multi faceted globes of Wolfy Spider. The fair maiden moved one way and Wolfy followed, his eyes sparkeling with intense delight (hhmm she thought, big hairy alpha, I could get interested) , smelling the pheromones of Come Talk To Me Mix 2 - he moved forward. He started to shimmer and shake and with eyes bulging started to ramble (just like on soul train) closer to his target. Just as he was about to say, “Waz up, baby,” the fair haired maiden sprayed him with Lust After Me…he jiggled, then quivered and quavered and died where he collapsed, with a smile on his face.

Hey, you know what I am starting to hear weird muling noises outside in the woods…what is it with CTTM2?

uhhhh… I am speechless.
Dancing around the house naked, now that is a sight to behold, never saw that listed as a self effect of the pheromones, maybe that should be on the warning label.

1, how did you know what I ordered but didn’t get yet?

@schell0385

I am a fisher girl…I love to fish…ocean, stream, river…

I know some good places to fish… most of them are secluded places in Colorado, along the headwaters of the Laramie river.

@Takhisis

I’ll let the wookie win if I were you, they pull arms off, I’m told.

hahaha.